第2章 我笑你是头猪

zhongrenchuquhou,zhijianjiangnanyirenzhanzaimenkou。

zuoweichenjianvxu,zheishitadiercilaidaozheili。

“jiangnanzenmeshini,ganggangtingzaizheilidefeijini?”chenjiarenwendao

“feizoule!”jiangnanhuidao。

“haha,wozhidaole,jiangnanzheitouzhuzhisuoyichidaole,shizaikanfeiji。”chendongqiangxiaodao。

陈家人恍然大悟。

duiyujiangnanzheizhonglianfeijidoumeikanguodefeiwu,gengshibuxiele!

zheishi,chenmengyuliansenankandezouguolai。

“yihuierjinquhoushenmedoubuyaoshuo。”

“bierenshuoni,niyejiworenzhe,chiwanfanjiuhuiqu。”chenmengyuzhufu。

“知道了!”

宴会继续进行。

zhutoulingpaichengweilechenjiachaonongdeduixiang。

dangshiren,chenmengyuliansegengshinankanjile。

“jiangnan,jintiandezuhuishinainairenmingjiazuqiyezhiweiderizi,nisongchuquyigepolanlingpai,zheirangnainaizenmekanwomenfuqi?”

“zheikuailingpaibushipolan。”jiangnandao。

“jiangnanni……”chenmengyuwuyu。

二人结婚三年以来。

suiranshimingyishangdefuqi,danshichenmengyushizhongmeiyourangjiangnanpengdaoyixia!

suiranjiangnanzhangderenmorenyang,shigejinzhijinzedejiatingzhufu,danshizuofanhaochiyouyoushenmeyong?

tachenmengyudezhangfu,shiyaoganyifanjingtiandongdidedashi,chengjiuwushanggongmingde。

“haha,zheimezhongyaoderizinimenjingransongyigezhutoulingpai,zheishizaidanainaideliannimenzhidaoma?”

zheishi,chendongqianghuranlengxiaoyisheng。

tanachuyigejinsidubian、zitanweigai,touluzheyisiguposhehuadeyuhe,deyiyangyang。

“wokebuxiangmouxierennagepolanhunongren,zhiyouzheidengliwucaipeideshanglaotaijun!”

yuhedakai,chendongqiangjiangyifuzihuanachulai。

“zheinandaoshi,shishengdezhushitu?”

tiana,zheikeshijiazhiqianwandezihuaa!

众人哗然!

真是大手笔啊!

conghezijiunengkanchuliwudeyongxinhegaodang!

yejiuzhiyouzheizhongliwucainenggoupeideshanglaotaijunba!

tingzhezhongrendejingtan,chendongqiangdeshiweidekanxiangchenmengyu,lianshangxiemandeyi。

chenmengyuyaozhechunjiao,dixialenaodai!

jiazhiqianwandeliwu,jiusuanjiangtamailedoumaibuqi!

噗嗤一声响起!

“谁在笑?!”

chendongqianglianseyibian,yanshensaoguozhongren,zuizhongluozaijiangnanshenshang。

“jiangnannigefeiwuxiaoshenme!buyaoyiweijintianzuhuiwojiubugandongshou!”

chenmengyushensejinzhang,xinzhongguaizuijiangnanbukanchanghe。

zicongyeyesihou,tamenjiadediweiyuelaiyuedixia,chendongqiangyuelaiyueshouchong。

ruguozaizheilidongshoudehua,jiangnanbeidayezhinengrenzhe。

xiangzhezheixienianshoudeweiqu,chenmengyuniuguotouhualuoliangdiqinglei。

“jiangnana,nidanfanyoudianchengjiu,womenyebuhuirucibeiwei!”

jiangnankanleyiyanchenmengyu,xinzhongyitong,liansezhujianbingleng。

zheisannianlai,chenjiadezheixiesushi,jiangnanmeiyoucanyu,bushibuxiang,ershibuxie!

tayizhiyilai,dourenweizijideqizishichenjiadezhangshangmingzhu。

kejinriyijian,queshidadieyanjing!

laoyezisihou,qizidediweijingranbianderucidixia!

yigetiaoliangxiaochou,yeganzaitamianqianfangsile?

“woxiaonimenyanxia,yigejiahuoyegannalailanyuchongshu!”

jiangnanzoudaochenmengyushenqian。

chenmengyuzhuantoukanzhejiangnan,zhenggerendouyouxiehuanghule!

zheishitadiyici,zaijiangnandeshenshangganshoudaoleanquangan。

“假的?”

“tashuozheihuashijiade?”

yidaodaochongmanzhiyidemuguangkanxiangchendongqiang。

yijiahuoweili,duinainaikeshidabujing。

chendongqiangganshoudaozaichangdeshixian,etoulenghanzhimao,yongshouzhizhejiangnandebizidama。

“jiangnannigeqiongbi,nidonggepidezihua,zheishiwohuayiqianwanmaide。”

qishijiangnanshuodemeicuo,zheihuadequeshijiade。

shichendongqiangzhaorentedilinmochulaide,dandanyongrouyangenbenwufachakan,quemeixiangdaobeijiangnanjikanlechulai。

“jiangnanzheirenyetai**leba,jingranwumieqiangge。”

“shia,nainaizuitengaidejiushiqianggele。”

“qianggezenmekenenghuizainainaideshouchensongjiahuoni?”

chenjiazidiyishuangshuangchongmanbiyihefennudeyanshenkanxiangjiangnan。

jiangnanlianshanglengxiao,jianqizhuoshangdezihua,shouzhianzaishangmian。

zaicitaiqilaideshihou,shouliyijingchechuyigenxiantou。

这是!

zheishijinlun,rengonghechengdecailiao!

众人大惊。

“hehe,nijiawubaiduoniandehualimianyoujinlun?”jiangnanxiaowendao。

hualuo,xianchangyaquewusheng。

beidangzhongchaichuan,chendongqianghenbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。

chenmengyulianseweibian,xiongkouchuanlaidongdongshengxiang。

sannianle,zheigeyiwushichuqueyouwuweibuzhidefeiwu,diyicirangtaganshoudaolebutong!

“奶奶来了!”

jiuzaizheishi,yourendashenghandao。

zhijianyigeshenchuanshoupao,laotailongzhongdelaotaibeirenchanfuzhezoulechulai。

shixiansaoguozhongren,suoyourendoubaizhengshentigongjingyibai。

“chenjiazidi,zhujiazhushouchen,furudonghaishoubitian。”

nainaitaishouxuya,quanchangshunjianchenji。

ziconglaotaijunjieguanchenjiazhihou,xingshihenla,dingzhizugui,shezhizuhui,yigongfenzhi。

yingshengshengzailiangnianneitigaolechenjiashigejidian,keweigonggaogaishi。

“wotingwenzhangsundongqiang,jiwosonglaileyifumingguizihua,wohengaoxing。”

shuohuajian,nainaijiangshixianluozaichendongqiangshenshang,shuangyanzhongshuobuchudexiai。

kedangtakandaochendongqiangbuyuanchudechenmengyuhou,liansequeshunjianlalexialai。

“danshi,youxierenjingranjiwosonglaiyigepotonglantie,suiyihunong,shidangwolaolebucheng!”

咚!

guaizhangmengdezhudi,shenxingyouxiebuwen。

chenmengyulianmangzoushangquxiangfu,quebuliaobeilaotaijunyibatuikai。

“chenmengyu,nihaigandaowomianqianlai!”

yishenghechi,hedechenmengyuliansecangbai,momodizhetoubuganshuohua。

laotaijunzhuantoukanxiangyipangdechendongqiang。

“suner,zhiqianwositingnimenzaicizhengchao,suoweiheshi?”

laotaijunzhongnanqingnv,duiyuchenmengyuyijiabenjiubuxi,duichendongqiangquechongaiyoujia。

“nainai,wojianjiangnansonglezhutoulingpaidangheli,xinzhongweinindabaobuping,shangqushuoleliangju。”

“quemeixiangdaobeijiangnanwumie,shuowodezihuashijiahuo!”

“gengshiyangyanyaojiaowohaokan,nainainiyaoweisunerzuozhua!”

chendongqiangmanlianweiqudezhanzainainaimianqiankusu。

jiahuazheishiyijingbailu,zhiyouerenxiangaozhuang,cainengrangzheishifanzhuan。

“bahuanajiwokankan。”

laotaijunnadaozhushitukanleyiyanhou,meixiaoyankai。

“suner,nisongdezheihuashizhende,nainaifeichangxihuan。”

“daoshinijiangnan,songwopotonglantie,youwuyuanwuguzaiwoyanhuishangdaren,zhendangwozheigelaotaipohaoqifubucheng!”

“jiangnanwoyaonilikeguixiajichendongqiangketoudaoqian!”laotaijunhedao。

“dui,likeguixiajiwodaoqian。”chendongqiangdeyi。

“hehe。”jiangnanlengxiao。

“jiangnannixiaoshenme?”laotaijunzhiwen。

“woxiaonizhenshitouzhu!”