chenmengyuxiayishiyanzhekoubi，neixinxiufen。
yisisileihuazaiyankuangdagun。
jiangnanjiuzaitashenhou，fenghaozheibanxiuruta，rangtahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
danzheigeshijiejiushizheiyang，tazhishiyijienvliu，fenghaoyoushilonghujituanderen，tazenmekenengdoudeguo！
jiuzaizheishi，zhitingpadeyisheng，yidaoxiangliangdebazhangshengzaibangongshixiangqi。
chenmengyutaitoukanqu，yigekuankuodebeiyingdangzaitamianqian，zhengshihetayitongqianlaidejiangnan！
erzhiqianhaimanlianxiaozhangdefenghao，cikezhengmanlianmengbidewuliantangzaidishang。
fanyingguolaihou，fenghaomanlianzhengningdezhanqilaidengzhejiangnan，kouzhongkoushuisijian：“**zhaosi！”
啪！
youshiyidaoxiangsheng，fenghaozhijiezaiyuandizhuanleyigequan。
touhunyanhuadekaozaibangongzhuoshang，yibiandelianyijingzhongchenglezhulian。
“xiaozi，nitemeyigechenjiadagongdebaobiaoyegandawo？wokan**shihuoniwaile！”
“dani？wohaiganshaleni。”
jiangnanmuguangrudian，yigushaqizhouranerqi。
“tamadefanle！wofenghaojintianyaoshibubanizheichushengzaileweigou，wotamajiubuxinfeng！”
yishengnuhou，fenghaocongyifulichouchubadaochazaizhuomianshang。
kandaozheiyimu，chenmengyuliandoubeihebaile。
longhujituanfenghaodeshi，tabushimeiyoutingshuoguo？
jushuodezuitaderen，bushiduanleshoujiao，jiushizishale，shenzhihaiyouyixierenmomingqimiaodeshizongbujian。
xiangdaozheili，chenmengyulianmanglalelajiangnanshuodao：“jiangnan，nikuaigenfengjinglidaoqian！”
“nizenmezheimechongdong，jiusuanniguanxinwo，danfenghaokeshilonghujituanderen，niyaoshichushile，rangwozenmeban！？”
jiangnanyanshenweiweishanshuo，xinzhongbujinyinuan，jiusuanzaizheizhongqingkuang，chenmengyuyehaizaiguanxintadeanwei。
“laopo，woshuoguo，wohuihuniyisheng。”jiangnanshuangyankanzhechenmengyu，shensewenrou。
chenmengyulianseweiweiyihong，suijimashangfanyingguolai，jidao：
“doushenmeshihoule，nihaishuozheige，wobuxuyaonibang，wozijinengzhuanqian，wokeyiyanghuoyijiaren。”
“niganjingenfengjinglidaoqian，buyaozaizheiyangchongdongle。”
“fenghaojingli，nindarenyoudaliang，fangguowolaogongba。”
fenghaoshoulibawanzhexiaodao，lianshangluchuyisichaofeng。
“yuanlaitajiushinineigefeiwulaogonga！”
“wohaiyiweishinalushenxianni，buguo，nirenweidezuilewo，haiyoushangliangdeyudima？！”
chenmengyuxinligedengyisheng，neixinyizhenzhengzha。
yaoleyaoyaditoushuodao：“fengzong，ninjiudarenbujixiaorenguo，gongsiwokeyibuyaole，qiuninfangguowozhangfu……”
啪！
chenmengyuhuayingangluo，yijibazhangbianhenhenshanzailetadelianshang。
“chouponiang！nizheifeiwulaogongdalelaozihaixiangjiuzheimewanle？wopei！”
fenghaomanlianzhengning，chenmengyudeliandoubeidadefahongle。
raoshiruci，chenmengyuyiranzaiditoudaoqian：
“fengjingli，zheishiwodecuo，womenkeyipeiqian。”
“wojialihaiyoutaolaofangzi，ninfanglewomen，wozheijiubafangzimaile，jininpeilidaoqian。”
shuowanchenmengyujiuyaolazhejiangnanlikai，queruhedoulabudong。
jiangnanzhanzaiyuandi，shuangyannurutongling。
longyounilin，chuzhijisi！
jiangnandenilinjiushichenmengyu！
“jiangnan！nidaodixiangzuoshenme！？”
“haibukuaizou，nidoubuguotade。”
“jiangnan，suanwoqiunile，womenhuijiaba，haoma？”
“咳咳……”
chenmengyulazhejiangnandeyixiu，xinkouturanyizhenjiutong，juliekesouqilai。
jiangnanxinzhonggengjiacitong，henhendenglefenghaoyiyan。
renyihoukeyizaisha，danyaoshirangchenmengyuyincijiazhongbingqing，jiangnanjueduihuiyincihouhuimoji。
jiudangtazhunbeidaizhechenmengyulikaishi，jigerenturanlaidaomenkoujiangmenlanzhu。
“xiangzou，kemeineimerongyi！”
“wolaoposhuo，tayaohuijia。”
jiangnankanzheyanqianliangren，yanshenrutonghanbing，sanfazhesisilengqi。
“zou？he，nimenliangfuqi，jintianyigedoubiexiangzou……”
fenghaoyongdaozhizhejiangnandehounaoshao。
hualuo，yizhijiweiyoulideshoubianzhuazhufenghaodegebohenhenyibai，qingcuiguzherutongbaodoubanxiangqi。
fenghaodegebobeijiangnanbaiduanle。
“啊！！！”
“给我上弄死他！”
shouxiakandaolaodachibie，lianmangnaqishenbiandedongxichaojiangnanzaleguoqu。
mianduifeiguolaidezhuoyi，jiangnanzhishijiandandetaijiaohuiti。
yizibianrupaodanbanfeilehuiqu。
jigexiaodishunjianbeizapotouhunmiguoqu，xuezaidishangmanyan。
办公室内一片死寂。
chenmengyuwuzhexinkou，fangruodiyicirenshijiangnanyiban，manlianjingyadekanzheta。
zhei……haishineigezhihuixiyizuofandefeiwulaogongma？
“老婆，我们走。”
shoushilezheijigelaji，jiangnanlazhehaizaizhenjingdangzhongdechenmengyuzouchulegongsi。
chulaihou，chenmengyuxinlisonglekouqi，henhendedenglejiangnanyiyanshuodao：
“haihaochulaile，xiacikebiezheimechongdongle。”
“longhujituankebuzhizheixieren，buyaozhangzhehuijishousanjiaomaodegongfujiuchengqiang。”
jiangnandiantou，lanleyiliangchuzuchejiangchenmengyusongshangqu。
“nixianhuijia，guolihaiyoudianzhou，huiqujidehele，wohaiyoushi，yihuierhuiqu。”
chenmengyukanzhejiangnanzhanglezhangzui，zuihouhaishijianghuatunlehuiqu，shuoleyijuzhuyianquanbianlikaile。
dengdaochuzuchezouyuanhou，jiangnanzhuanshenchaoyaoyegongsineizouqu。
……
“tamade，yigeshangmenfeiwu，jingranganpaodaowotoushanglashi！wocatemade……”
bangongshinei，dishangdehunhundouxingleguolaisuozaiqiangjiaobuganshuohua。
fenghaoyigerenzhuazhegezhongdongxiwangdishangza。
quebuxiangzadaoyiban，menfachuyishengjuxiang。
jiangnandayaodabaidezoulejinlai。
fenghaojiangshoulidedongxidiuzaidishang，“yo，xiaozi，nitemehaiganhuilai……”
碰！
huahaimeishuowan，jiangnanbianzhuazhefenghaodetoufahenhenwangqiangshangzaqu。
yixia，liangxia，sanxia，xuefeijianchulai。
“wangbadan，nixinbuxinlaozibaniquanjiadoushale！”
fenghaofachushazhubandecanjiao，haibuwangweixiejiangnan。
buguorangtameixiangdaodeshi，jiangnanjingranzhendetingxialaile。
fenghaomoleyibaetoushangdexue，chouloudezhulianluchuzhengningdebiaoqing：
“heiheixiaozi，nizhidaosongle？”
“meiguanxi，zhiyaoniziduanyibei，ranhoubanilaoposongwochuangshang。”
“zaiguizaidishangyibianketouyibianhanwoyeye，wojiuraonibusi。”
jiangnanmeiyoushuohua，congfenghaokoudailinachuyigenyandianshang。
nongzhongdeyanwutuzaifenghaolianshang，rangtashenshangdeshangkougengjiashengteng。
“yo，shima。jiranruci，neiburuwomenhuangewanfa……”
“换个玩法？”
fenghaoweiweiyizheng，buzhidaojiangnanshuozheijuhuashishenmeyisi。
“fenghao，nizhiqianshigejietouhunhun，shoudixiagenzheyiqunwusuoshishideliumangqingnian。”
“houlainibeilonghujituandongshizhangdemeimeiwangshiliukanzhong，paoqileyunijiehunshiniandeqiziernv，yuqijieweifuqi。”
“niweilebiaozhongxin，shenzhidangzhewangshiliudemiantongounideqianqiernv、yiciquyueta，zheicaiyoulejintiandediwei。”
“zineiyihou，nilaopohedajiuzimingmianjingyinggongsi，erniandiliqueshizuoyixiefeifagoudang，yicihuodelebushaoliyi，shenzhibayixiegongsishengshengjiakong，huilewushujiating……”
huayinluoxia，fenghaolianseweibian，“nitemediaochawo？”
“hehe”jiangnandunlexialai，yilianhanyidekanzhefenghao：
“fenghao，wojiniliangtiaolu。”
“diyi，ziduanyibei，gunchuyundingyaoye，bingqiemingtianzaiyundingyaoyemenkouxiaguijichenmengyudaoqian。”
“dier，wohuidiaoniyongyoudeyiqie，ranhouzijibayundingyaoyenahuilai。
“nizuolezheimeduonianhunhuntouzi，mingzhongyaohaishimianzizhongyao，niyinggaihenqingchu，wojiniyifenzhongdekaolvshijian！”
shuowanjiangnanbianzaishoujishanganlejixia，badaojishibaizaifenghaomianqian。
raner，zheiyimukanzaifenghaoyanli，buguoshijiangnanyonglaihurende。
“caonimade，niyigeshangmennvxu，dingduoyoudianbanzhuandegongfu，yeganyongzheigeweixiewo？”
“wodaoyaokankan，nizenmebawohuidiao？”
“laoziyejiniyifenzhong，ruguonimeifahuidiaowodeyiqie，wojiurangnizhidaoshenmejiaozuojiaporenwangshengburusi！”fenghaomadao。
jiangnandandandekanleyiyanfenghao：“haishengsishimiao。”
fenghaolengxiao：“caonimade，zhuang！nitemejiezhezhuang！”
“二十秒。”
fenghaozhanqilaimanlianbuxiedekanzhejiangnan，shenzhibashoujiqiangguolaizhizhepingmuningxiao：
“weixielaozi，nidangshihedade？”
“laoziyaobanilaopozhuaguolai，dangzhenidemianshangleta。”
“时间到了。”
“nima……”fenghaogangkaikou，koudailideshoujiqueturanxiangleqilai。
“fenghao，nitemedaodijilaozireleshenmeren！？”
dianhuagangyijietong，lingwaiyitoubianchuanlaiyishengnuhou。
“bushi，da，dagezenmehuishi？”
“wozheiduanshijiandoumeiyouchumena，zenmehuizhaoredaodarenwu？”
“fangniniangdepi，nijingranganqiangrenjiagongsi，diaoxirenwudelaopo，wokannitemetamahuonile！”
“longhujituanduanduansanfenzhongbeichoukongsuoyoudezijinduanliu，womeimeiwugushizong，nitemezhaosi，biedashanglaozi。”
longhujituandongshizhangdehousheng，rutongjingleibanzaifenghaoerbianzhaxiang。
fenghaozhenggerendoulengzaileyuandi。
kanxiangjiangnandeshuangyan，yijingcongzuikaishidechaofengbuxiebianchenglejingweihekongju。
嘟嘟。
电话又响了。
shifenghaodexiaosandalaide。
“laogong，zanjiayezonghuiyangxiaojiezheishiluxianle。xianzaizhenggeyezonghuidoubeichafengle，laogong，womengaizenmeban？”
“dage，yourenjianjuwomenduchangyoufeifajiaoyi，duchangbeirenchafengle……”
“大哥……”
duanduanyifenzhong，fenghaojieleshijigedianhua。
啪！
fenghaodeshoujidiaoluozaidi，doulidadehanzhugungunerluo。
jinjinsanfenzhong，longhujituanzheiyangyigepangdadegongsiyijitazijitouzideqiyejiubeizhengchengleyigekongqiao！
zheidaodideduodanengliangcainengzuodao？
tajiujingshishenmeren，zhendezhishiyigeshangmennvxuma？
“nini……jiujingshishenmeren？”fenghaoputongyisheng，guizaijiangnanmianqian，liansecangbaiwubi。