第3章 萌宝是个光头小和尚

zaijizhemenmianqianjilefumingqizhongbangyijihou,fumingbodiertianyoutedianpaileyichangfabuhui,daizheqiwangshuyiqirangquanguojianzhengtamendeguanxi。

jizhezhaodaihuizhengkaideruhuorutuzhishi,fushijituangongsidedatangqueyinglaileyiweiteshudekeren。

yimingshenchuanposuheshangfu、qiaozhejinsiwusuideguangtouxiaonanhainazhezhangxieledizhidezhitiaohaoqidizaidatangneitantoutannaodizhangwang。

zheixiaonanhaiernongmeidayan,roudududelianjianendehaoxiangnengqiachushuilai,fangfojihelesuoyouxingrongkeaidecihui,zhangjiedayanyizhajiubarenxindoukanhuale~

“wu,mamaxiededizhijiushizheiliba?yi,qiaozheyebuzenmeyangya,haimeiyouzanjiagebineigedashandonghaokanni!”yunanhaierxianqidekouwenbutong,neishuangdayanjinglimanshijingqihexinxian,yishuangxiaoduantuipaodefeikuai,zaigongzuorenyuandoumeifanyingguolaideshihouyijingraozhesichuguangleyiquan。

fumingqizuotianbeijiangleyijun,xinqingdaoxianzaidouyinmaizhe,chenzhelianxialouzhunbeidaogongsiwaitoutouqi。

ranertagangcongdiantichulaijiukandaoyigeguiguisuisuidexiaoshenyingzaidatanglichuansuo,huoqidunshiyabuzhule,nuhouyisheng:

“ai,neixiaogui,ganmade!daoluanani!”

qibaoshigehenminruidehaizi,wenyanlijihuitouduishangfumingqideshixian,waizhenaodailuchuyigeyihuodebiaoqing。

“shuonini!nalilaidechouheshang,baoanni,baoan!buxiangganleshibushi!haibubarenjiwohongzou!”fumingqixianzaikansheidoujuedebushunyan,congzuotiandaoxianzaitayijingwugufazuohaojigeyuangongle,zheihuiergengbuhuifangguoyigetakanbushunxindexiaopihai。

qibaodengzhexiaoduantuipaoguoqu,xiaodarenyibantaiqiyizhishouniezhurouxiaba,shangshangxiaxiajiangfumingqidaliangleyiyan,turanluchuyifugaoshenmocedebiaoqingshuo:“zheiweitaoyandeshushu,woguanniyintangfahei,kongyouxueguangzhizaie~”

xueguangzhizai?fumingqiyileng,liandouheile,duizheganguolaidebaoanma:“jiwobazheituzaizidiuchuqu,zairangtaliujinlainimenzhijiejiwogundan!”

lianggebaoandiantouhayaodidaying,ganjinshangqianxiangjiangqibaobaozou。

keyebuzhidaozenmehuishi,mingmingshilianggeshenqianglizhuangdedananren,quezenmeyezhuabudaozheigesiwusuidexiaohai!

xiaoheshanghualiudegenniqiuside,budanpaodekuai,shenfayehaodechuqi,meicikuaibeizhuazhudeshihoumengyigeshanshenyoubeitajicuokaile,jideliangbaoanliandouzhangdetonghong,yingshibiechuyitoudehan!

jieguoneixiaopihaierhaiyifuyourenyouyudeyangzi,gegegexiaozhemandatangpao,bajigeqiantaidexiaoguniangdoujingdaile。

qibaogenwanersideliulehuiren,youpaodaofumingqishenqianyangzhenaodainaishengnaiqishuo:“shizhu,xueguangzhizaibukexiaoqu,niruguoyuanyihuayuanzaiwozheimaizhangfudehua,wobaozhengnilimajiunengjielezheidaojie,yaobuyaokaolvyixiaya~”

“kaolvnigetou!ganjinjiwobatazhuachuqu!”fumingqikuaizhuakuangle,buguxingxiangdichonglianggeleideqichuanyuyudebaoandahan。

liangbaoanyingzhetoupizaicizhuishangqu,xinliyouqiyouku。

zhengzaidatangjifeigoutiaozhishi,fumingqiyanjiandipiedaoyourenchaozijichongguolai,tiaojianfanshewanghouyipian,kankanduoguoyitanpoguolaidebumingyeti。

yijiemeiyouduoguodeyijiaobeiyetijinshi,juranzhijieshaochuyigedonglai!

是硫酸!

fumingqitoupifama,jiaodouruanleyixia,ganjinbawaitaotuolexialairengdaodishang。

“nizheigechusheng,yinyouwodubo,haiwojiaporenwang,woyaonichangming!”mianhuangjishouhuzilachadezhongniannanrennazhepingliusuanhongzheyanquanchaofumingqinuhou,yanranyifuyaotongguiyujindediankuangmoyang!

lianggebaoandoubeijingdaile,zanqiefangqizhuaxiaohaiderenwu,xiaoxindiraoguoquxiangyaozhaojihuibarenzhizhu。

wanyifumingqiyougesanzhangliangduan,tamenzuobaoandekendingchibuledouzhezou!

jiuzaizhongniannanrendashengsihouzaiyiciyangqiliusuanchaofumingqipolaizhishi,yidaoxiaoshenyingminjiedichuanguolaimengditaijiaoyichuaibafumingqitichuyimiyuan!

jinjiezhe,tashenxinglinghuodiduobikaipolaideliusuan,huhuliangquanzazaineizhongniannanrendexigaishang,zhitingyishengaihao,houzhezhijietandaozaidi,baozhexigaidashengtonghu。

“kuaidianzhuarenya!”qibaoyixunleizhishijiejueleweiji,zhuanshenchongzhelianggehaizaifalengdebaoanzhaozhaoxiaoshou。

lianggebaoanzheicaihuangranhuishen,ganjinpaoguolaibarenanzhu,rangqiantaibaolejingdengjingchaguolai。

yiqiechenailuoding,fumingqicanbaizheliankanxiangqibao,daoshibuzaiganrenle,zhoumeiwenta:“ninalilaide?”

qibaocongxiaodoudoulitaochuzhitiao,juzheshoushuailaishuaiqu:“wolaizhaomamade,womamajiaoqiwangshu,nirenshima?”

戚望舒!

fumingqixinlishuaguoyidapian“**”,zhoumeishangxiadaliangleyixiazheixiaoheshang,turanyinsenyixiao。

haoa,fumingbogangqudelaopojuranyougezheimedadeerzi?fushijituanzongcaijingranshigejianpolande!

fumingqidangjiyisaoyinmai,chongzheqibaotiaomei,meiyujianmanshiyinxiedeyouyi:“xiaogui,wozhidaonimamazainali,genwolai!”

gongsizhaodaishinei,fumingbozhengqianzheqiwangshudeshouzhanzaitaiqian,hanqingmaimaidikanzheshencederen:“wofashi,wohuiyongyishengquchongai、hehuzheigenvren,qiwangshuhuishiwocishengzhiaideweiyi,shisheidouwufatidaidecunzai!”

duonianzhaoxun,zhongyujiangzheigenvrenqianzaileshouli,fumingbodiuqilesuoyougaolengzichi,zhixiangrangquanshijiedouzhidaotashishuyuzijide。

qiwangshubeitazhuoredeyanshenkandelianhong,renbuzhunaolenaoerduo。

jizhemenyebeifumingbodedadanshiaijijingxidao,fenfensongshangzhufu,shoulidexiangjikacakacaxiang,mangzhejiluxiazheimeihaodeyike。

ranerzhaodaishidedamenturanbeituikai,zhijianfumingqibaozheyigexiaoheshanglengxiaozhejinlai,xingzailehuodikanxiangfumingbo:“tangge,nishibushihaiwanglejieshaoyigeren?zheikeshinineiweixinlaopodeerzi,bujidajiajieshaojieshaoma?”

yishizhijian,zhaodaishisuoyourendoujingdaile,chuleshouzuwucuodeqiwangshu。

kanzhebeifumingbosongkaideshou,qiwangshuneixinmanshiaonao。

zaole,tajuranwanglebaqibaodecunzaigaosufumingbole!tadebiaoqingbutaihaokana,buhuishihouhuilexianglihunba?

qiwangshuyoushiwunaiyoushiaohui,kekanzhefumingboweiweidengdadeyanjinghejiangyingdebiaoqing,xinliyezhidaoguodouzaiziji。kanleyantaixiajizhementoulaideyiweishenzhangdeyanshen,qiwangshujianzhixiangjifumingboketouxiezui!

neixinyitan,qiwangshuzhengxiangshuo“niyaoshibuyuanyiwomenxianzailihunyekeyi”,quebuxiangfumingboturandiaozhenglebiaoqing,luchuyigehuanxinmanzudexiaoronglai:

“maiyisongyizheiyangdehaoshi,hainengdaonalizhao?”