diyizhanglubiandeyifuqianwanbuyaona！
古话怎么说？
lubiandeyifubuyaosuibianna。
这东西邪门得很。
youxierenjiazaifaxianzijidemingzhongdaiyoubuxiangdedongxi，huozheyouxueguangzhizaishi，bianhuizuofa，jiangzuolefashideyifufangzailubian，gouyinyixiemeiyifuchuandeliulanghan，huozheyixietanlanderenquzou，yicijiaohuanshuangfangyuncheng，haobaozhuzijixingming。
zhiyaobudongzheishiderenchuanlezheixieyifu，bianhuidaitibeishifarenshoudaoxueguangzhizai。
erqie，dabufenhuiquzheixiede，jibendoushishehuishangdeqiongkurenshi。
sijigezheizhongren，duidazhonglaishuo，genbenbuhuiyinqizhuyi。
zheiyeshisuyushangde：lubiandeyifuqianwanbuyaona！
好巧不巧。
wozaixiazanglehuangdangjianghuxingfengshuishufadelaolaohou，huaguanglepanchan，zaizhoushanzheidiliulang，yankantianqijianleng，shenshangzhiyouboboyijianyishang，yushibiankanshangleduifangzaigongyuanqiandejiuyiwuchubeichu。
shangmianyongmupaixielejigezi。
需者可取！
yongmaobixiedezijizaileinianleiyuedefengyuxia，wanruliuxueyiban，moshuihualuo，pingtianlejifenkongbu。
woyouyudikanzhedishangdeyifu，neixinjiujie，laolaojiwojiangguozheixiejiuyifudemendao，suoyi，wohaishibijiaokangjude。
buguanle，zheiyaobuqudehua，wanshanggujidedongchubinglai！
xiangdaowanshangzheizhoushandewenduhou，wodalelengzhan，xiadingzhuyi。
suibianquzouqizhongyitaozhengzhuang，wobianzhaolegetigongreshuidegonggongweishengjianxizaohuanxin，yichumen，shayanle。
cishidegonggongweishengjianmenkou，zhengzhanzheyipaiheiyinanren，zhengzhigougoudidingzhewo。
yankanzheijiashibudui，woyoudiantantebuandiwendao：“nimenzhaoshei？”
zheixieheiyinanrenmengdiyijugong，dashenghedao：“shaoye，qinghuiquyuxiaojiechengqin！”
shuoba，yiliangmaibahexuxukailai，zheixierenpaichengliangbian，zhongjianganghaoyouyitiaodaorangwoshangche。
zheijiashidunshirangwomobudaotounao！
等等？
wonaohaihuranxiangqineiduiyishang，heneigexuzhekeyongdehuamian。
yigebinglenglengdeciyu，chuxianzaiwomianqian！
替死！
zhishiwowanmeixiangdao，zaifanhuadedoushinei，jingranhaiyourenxiazheizhongyinxiandejiliang。
yanxiawozixichuaicegangcaiheiyinanrendehua。
shaoye，qinghuiquyuxiaojiechengqin！
zaizixikankanneitaimaibaheshangdezhuangshi，houshijingbiezheyishuhua，chelijinshixiebaisedehuashu。
yishaneijian，worenbuzhudalegelengzhan，xindoulianglebanjie。
这所谓千金！
怕不是有什么问题！
naihezheixierenyagenbujiwotaopaodejihui，neixiongedeyanshen，haoxiangwobushangchejiuyaohuotunlewoyiban。
tantebuanzhong，wozhihaoxianshangche，dasuandaoshihoukanqingkuangzaizuodasuan！
bijingwoyebushishenmeshancha。
laolaocenggenwoshuo，wodelaili，yexiemendehen！
guanyuwodeshenshi，tashuo，dangniantaganluquyihurenjiajibierenquxie，wanshangjingguoyipianfenmu，qiafenglongmaizhumuzang，jiushizaineili，kanjianlewo，bawocongfentoushangjianlehuilai。
dangshitakanjianwozaiqiangbaozhijianxiezheyizhangzhitiao，liuming：fengjin。
laolaoshuozheishiyinchaciming，wodemingzibunenggenggai，fouzepingtianwuwangzhizai！
tahaishuo，dangnianwozaifentoushang，sizhouweileyiduiwuxian，fenfendinglimobai。
shuowoshishitouzheguaiyi，shenchulongzhuzhiwei，youshiyinchaciming，jianglaibiyoumingyunzaohua。
haigaosuwo，ruoyouyitianxiuweixiangdang，biyaodukaiyinsiyanluomen，chuangyichuangyinsi，quzhaodaoneigejiwocimingdeyincha，yichashenshi。
haiziyanziyudeniantao：“zheijiushitianming，shitianminga。”
woduizheidongxibanxinbanyi。
zhishihelaolaoyiqishenghuodejingli，rangwodesanguanhebierenyoushizudebutong。
mingyun，guanliandedongxishizaishitaiduotaiduole，renshengluchengyigezoubudui，raonishitianjiangshenxiandougaibianbule。
wojiuzheiyang，yizhigenzailaolao**houmian，tadaonawodaona，dagexiashou，manmanyouxiaodaoda，woyexuedaolebushaobenling。
ziranyejiubuxuzheishishitouzhexiemendetisijimou。
yushiwoshangche，genzhezheixierenyilulaidaozhoushanjiaowai。
zailinkaochengqudedapianlvdishang，touguojizhanludenghunhuangdedengliang。wokanjianleyoushengyilaijiandaoguodezuidadebieshu！
yuqishuoshibieshu，jiangzheilichengzhiweizhuangyuangengjiazhunque。
zhenggeyuanzikanguoqu，yujidouyoushangbaimudidaxiao，judadebieshuzuolizaizhongyang，wanruyizuogongdianyiban。
woananxinjing，nengyouzheizhongcailide，pashilaitoubuxiao。
“到了。”
“jishaoyezhunbeizhunbei！”
kaichedesijijiaoleyisheng。
keshiwozaihouzuotouguojingzifenmingkanjiantazuijiaoguazhedenairenxunweidixiaorong。
nandaotamenzuozheishibushidiyici？
wobushidiyigeshangdangshoupianderen？
baozheyiduiyihuo，wobeisailaiyishuangzhanxinpixie，jinglideheisexizhuangxiongdaiyebeichajinyishucangbaiwulideyanhua。
zheizhongzhongjixiang，wubushizaitongxiangwozuibuxiwangkanjiandejieju。
那就是和死人结婚！
这是要折阳寿的！
woyixiache，jiuyoushijigedahanjiachiguolai，fangdeshimibutoufeng，yagenmeifapao。
yanxiazhinengbeituisongzhewangbieshulijinqu。
daoleneiyuan，wobeirenyongheibumengshangleyanjing，sihushibeirendaijinleyigefangjian。
turan，womengdiganjuebeihoushoudaoyixiazhongti，zhenggerenbushoukongzhidewangqianyidao，zhijieshuailegezhaomian！
“youmaobinga！”worenbuzhubaolejucukou，huiguoshenlaiquezhouranganjueshenxiahaoxiangyouxierou！
shoulihaoxiangzhuazheshenmedongxi。
woyixiajingdebuganluandong，lianmangchexiayanjingshangdeheibu，quefaxianzhouweiqiheiyipian，yinyinyueyuezhong，caifaxianzijijingrandaozaiyifuguancaishang，shenxiashiyijubinglenglengdeshiti，wodeshouzhengwozaishitidexiongqian！
wodunshidajing，lianmangpaxiaguancai，mosuozhekaishixiangbanfalikaizheili！
ranerzhouweishifenjijing，lianfengtouguofengxizuanjinmenfengdeshengyindoumeiyou！
youshikeshidudixia，shenshouzhinengjiangezhitou，youshianjingdaojizhidehuanjing，wozhenggenaodaizhangqilai，xiongkoumendehuang！
zhouranwogandaoyizhenyinqizhengningjuzaishitishang，zhenggebieshulimimanzheyiguxuexingdeweidao，zhouweiwendudoujiangdileshiduodu！
qifenbenjiuguiyidebieshuli，cishibiandeshizukongbu！
wohededaqibuganchu，shousisiwozhuxiongqiandeyichuanmuzhixianglian。
zheidongxishilaolaoliujiwode，shuoshiyouweixiandeshihoujiuzhijieniesui，dingnengbaowoxingmingwuyou。
shuoshihuabudaowanbudeyideshihou，wobuxiangniepozheibaomingdejiahuo。
wodaxiaogenlaolaoxuexifengshuixuanshu，tangruoshenbianyouhuangfu，huozhejianjudengjiahuo，wowanquankeyixiandoushangyidou。
kexianzai，congnaquxunzheixiewujian？
zhengdangwosikaozhiji，guancaihuranbaochuyishengxiangdong，tangzaiguancaishangdeshitishangshenzhililidizuoleqilai！
怎么回事？
死人复生！
wodajingshise，fangzaixianglianshangdezuoshouniedegengjinle！