第一章新花样的碰瓷
“wei，qianmianneigemeinvnidengyixia！”
江城，商业街门口。
luxingyuyangzheshouhanzhesanmikaiwaiyigezhangtuimeinv。
tajiaocairenzituo，xiashenshatanku，shangshenbaisebeixin，jianbangshanghaikangzheyigezangxixidebianzhidai。
zheitulituqidezhuangbanyindelurenfenfencemu，quandouchaotatoulaibishidemuguang。
“jiuzheiqiongsuanyanghaigandashanmeinv！nalaidezixin？”
“yikanjiushijinchengdagongdenongmingong，meijianguoshenmeshimiandeshaxiaozi！”
luxingyucongerbuwen，yijiugaoshenghuhandao：“chuanhuaqunzideneigemeinv，nibunengzaiwangqianzoule，zaizounijiudeyundaole！”
“yundao？zheishishenmedashanjiekou？”
“zheijiahuoshenjingbingba！renjiahaohaodezouzhe，weishazuzhourenjiayundao？”
然而，三秒后。
zhangtuimeinvhudijiuyanqianyihei，dengshijiuzailenglengdechaodishangdaoqu。
“wokao，zhenyundaole！”
“zheiyetaishenqileba！”
gangcaihaizaichaoxiaoqingniandelurendunshichengmujieshele。
“shuolehaibuxiangxin，daoxialeba！luxingyutanletanshou，yifuwukenaihedeyangzi。
“zheiyaoshishuaidaole，duorangrenxintenga！”
genzhe，yidaoguiyingshanguo，luxingyuyirandaolesanmikaiwai，shunshixiexiajianbangdebianzhidaidianzailehuaqunzimeinvshenxia。
“wolegequ，zheijiahuodesuduzenmezheimekuai？”
“buduia！yigehanyundao，yigelimajiuyundaole。zheiliangrenbuhuishihehuopengcideba！”
“mofeilaotouhelaotaidezhaoshubuxingle，gaihuanmeinvle？”
weiguandelurenyiweizheishixinhuayangdepengcishu，ganjinduodeyuanyuande。
luxingyuzidonghulvelurendezhiyi，tanshoudamai，maixiangleranyuxin，meinvdebingzhengyeyiqueding。
“zenmejiubutingquanni？”
陆星宇嘴里嘟囔着。
“guangtianhuarizhixiajiushualiumang，danziyetaidale！”
zheiyimujingbaolesuoyourendeyanqiu！
benlaiduodeyuanyuandeneixieluren，dunshitingxiajiaobuyifentianyingleqilai。
“nimendonggepi，jiansibujiuhaizaizheishuofenglianghua，gunyibianqu！”
陆星宇瞪眼呵斥着。
shouzhihuaguo，zhaodaozhunquexuewei，luxingyuananyunqi，yizhikouxia。
“wocao，tahaiganmo，cangtiana！kuaidaleibazheigechouliumangpisiba！”
“chusheng，ganjinzhushou！zaibutingshou，womenkebaojingle！”
lurenmenyifentianying，henbudeshengtunlezheigetulituqidejiahuo。
luxingyuyijiuwoxingwosu，suishoucongyaojiantaochuleyigebianpingxiaoguanzi。
guanzidakai，tajianchuyitiaoyoufeiyoudadebaichongzi，tongshizuibayichou，xintengdeshuodao：“zheixuanchongkeshichixuancaozhangdade，meiyitiaodoujinguizheni！”
xintengdeyouyuleyixia，luxingyuhaishiniezhumeinvdezuibaweilexiaqu。
“nimaa！haijimeinvweichongzi，laozibunengrenle！woyaozouta，nimensheigenwoyiqi？”
“wopeiniqu，zheijiahuotaiexinle！”
lianggedabaobupingdeqingnianluqilaixiuzizhunbeishangqianhenhendejiaoxunyixiazheigetubaozi。
raner，haimeidengliangrenchongdaogenqian，tangzaibianzhidaishangdehuaqunzimeinvjingranyouyouxinglaile。
“咦？醒了！”
“zheitubaozideyishuzheimeshenqima？yitiaobaichongzijiunengbarenjiuxing？
“wozenmezaizheitangxiale？”lansihanroulerouyanjing，huditajingshenghandao：“nishishei？niduiwozuoleshenme？”
yanqianzheigejiahuobuhuaihaoyidedingzheziji，lansihanganjinkuaisucongdishangpaleqilai。
luxingyuzhuaqilaidishangdebianzhidaixiangbaobeiyiyangjiazaileyexia，tankaishouchongmeinvshuodao：“meinv，yiyaofeijieyixiaba！”
lansihanjianjianxiangqilaile，yanqianzheigejiahuozijizaishangchanglipengdaoguo。
tadangshihaishuozijiyouxiongzhao，zhibuguolansihanbatadangchenglepianzi！
taduizijidebinghenlejie，daxiaojiushizheiyang。
xiaodeshihousanwunianfazuoyici，suizhenianlingzengda，fabingdecishuyeyuelaiyueduo，meicifabingbixuquyiyuandazhencainengxingguolai。
erzheiyici，jingranzaimeiyoudazhendeqingkuangxiazheimekuaijiuxingle，tazheshishizhenjingleyiba。
“xiexienijiulewo，zhenjinduoshaoqian？”lansihankaikouwendao。