第1章 诈,诈尸了,青天白日的诈尸了

“ningyuanhouqianjinjijianghunsan,nizhiyoubangeshichendeshijian。”

shengyinkonglingkongyaoyuan,sihushilaizilingwaideshijie。

linyaoxizhengkaiyanjing,jiukandaoyizhangcangbaijunmeideliankaojinta,chadianjiuqindaoleta。

dabazhangshanguoqu,meiyousihaodeweisheli,neizhangliandezhurenfanergengxingfenle。

“fengxuanmodiediedelianni,zhenkeai!”

声音像个登徒子!

dengtuzilazhulelinyaoxideshou……

不对,是猫爪子!

linyaoxichijingde,lianbeiqinlezhuazidoumeifankang。

「e?mubiaobushiningyuanhouqianjinma?zenmehuichenglezhimao?」

linyaoxidehaojiaoshengbianchengle,“miaowu~”

……还是奶音的!

pingritingdaofengxuandexiaonaiyin,yuhengdouhenkaixin,kejinritaquemiqilemouzi。

tatingdaolelingwaiyigeshengyin。

shengyinhenjin,haosijiucongtahuaizhongmaomishenshangfachude。

tajianmeicuqi,miansedouranlenglexialai,fangcaizhoushenwenroudeqixishunjianbiandeyinleng。

linyaoxidemaoyanduishangyuhengxiazhangbinglengdefengmou,huanhuanmiqileyanjing。

「minggongheiwuliaorao,ejichanshen,duanmingzhizhao。mingmingshifuguizhangshoudemianxiang,zheishibeirenxiaheishou,gaileming。」

linyaoxixiangqiazhisuansuan,taiqixiaomaozhuayouwulideshoulehuiqu。

「pei!xianzaibushijizheigebingyangzisuanmingdeshihou,dekuaidianquningyuanhoufu,buranningyuanhouqianjinbeimaile,laozuwojiuwanduzile。」

taxiangyaocongyuhengdehuailizhengtuo,kequebeidashouezhulemingyundehoubojing。

tazheimezhengzhatidaoleyuhengdexiongkou,yuhengnanshoudekesouleqilai,“keke……fengxuan,laoshidian。”

“喵呜~喵呜~”

「bingyangzi,fangkaibenlaozu,benlaozudequbianshen。」

“咳咳……”

yuhengyoushiyizhenkesou,shouquegaiweiqiazhulemaomidebozi,shengyinyefanchujifenyinleng,“laozu?gubuguannishishenmeguiguai,congfengxuandeshentichulai?”

林爻熙停止了挣扎。

「e?tanengtingdongmaoshuohua!zheibushizhongyao,zhongyaodeshiyinhunyuweihezaitadebozishang,tabuzhidaozheiyinhunyuhuiyaoletademingma?yejianwushuguhunyeguiyazhe,tanengshuizhema?」

「zezeze,guaibudejibingchanshen,meiwanbeieguixishibenjiubuduodeyangqi,buxucaiguaile,pashidafudouzhenbuchuyuanyin。yedekuitatianshengziweidixingmingge,budui,diwangminggeyekuaixiaoshile。」

「zheirensuiyouziweixinghuti,keziweixingyijingmingmiebuding,jijiangxiaoshi。ziweixingmie,tademingyezoudaotoule。yaoshizaodianyudaolaozuwo,haishinenghuode。」

「zezeze,kexilezheimehaokanyizhanglian!」

yinhunyuzaixiudaorenshoulishihaodongxi,kezaiputongrenshoulijiushizhimingde。

dekuizheirenmingying,buranzaojiumeile。

fangcaitahaiyihuozijizenmezheludianbudui,kandaozheiyinhunyujiumingbaile。

tingdaolinyaoxidedigu,yuhengdelianseyuelaiyuenankan,gutanbanchenjingdeyanshenyuefashenchen。

她在说些什么?

zheikuaiyushitamuhoudeyiwu,zicongmuhouqushihou,tajiucongbulishen……

shentihaoxiangjiushicongneishihouyuelaiyuecha,nandaozhendegenzheikuaiyuyouguan?

yuhengmeishuohua,linyaoxigentayongmaoyugoutong,“miaowu~”

「woxianzaixuyaoquningyuanhoufu,nidaiwoguoqu,zuoweitiaojianjiaohuan,wobangnizhiliaonideshimianzhengzhuang,rangniduohuoxierizi,zenmeyang?」

tazheludianbudui,xiangyaoguizheng,haideyongshangtabozishangdeyinhunyu。

yaobushizaimaoshenshang,tahaikeyiyongyinhunfu,kezheimaozhuazigenbenhuabulefu。

yuhengdingzhemaokanlexujiu,xinzhongduizheigeshenmelaozudezhenshixinghaicunyouhuaiyi。

tadichuideshenzongsetongkongbingleng,wenleju,“nichuxian,duigudemaokeyoushanghai?”

tingdaozheibingyangzidehua,linyaoxiyouxiechijing。

zijidoukuaisile,budanxinziji,jingrandanxinhuailidemao。

kanzhelengxinlengfeideyang,duimaodaoshiyoujifenzhenxin。

tashizaizheji,ganjinbiaotai,“miaowu~”

「wobaotahuobengluantiao,budanbaotahuobengluantiao,haibaoninenghuobengluantiao。」

yuhengxiongkoufamen,youxiexuruodekesouliangsheng,“nishimaoyaochengjing,haishiguihunfuti?”

「aiyouzuzong,biezheimeduohuale,ganjindesongwoguoquba,denghuilaibujile,daoshihounidemaomeile,yemeirenjiudelenile。」

linyaoxikuangzaodemiaowumiaowu,jiuchaqiangletadeyinhunyuzijipaole。

bupaoyoubufenyinhunyudeyuanyin,haiyoubufenshiyinweitabuzhidaoningyuanhoufudeweizhi,maobufangbiansuangua,yebufangbianwenlu。

wanyiyinweiburenludangeleshijian,tajiuwanduzile。

yuhengniezhelinyaoximingyundehoubojing,qingchilesheng,hanren,“langyue,beiche,quningyuanhoufu。”

daobushizhendexinlinyaoxi,zhishiyinweishenghuowuqu,xiangyaozhaodianlezi。

「xiexiedaxiongdi!dengwochuanjinrenshen,jiubangnijiejueshentiwenti。」

linyaoxigantanyudaodahaoren。

buguozheinanzidewentihenda,jiejueguhunyeguiyachuangdewentijiandan,eyunchanshen,duanmingdewentishaoweinandian。

zheixieduitalaishuowentidoubuda,weiyiyoudiannandude,shitademinggewenti。

haizaizhuomoyuhengdeminggewenti,tajiuzaiyuhenghuailibeirentuizhezoule。

ningyuanhoufujulitaizigongwaidefudibingbuyuan,jiashanglushanglinyaoxibuduancuicukuaidian,zhongyuzaibangeshichenneigandaole。

haiweizoujinlingtang,jiutingdaolimianyourendahanlesheng,“shichendao,fengguan~”

「kuaikuaikuai!yaofengguanle!」

“喵呜~喵呜~”

linyaoxibudengyuhengbeituijinqu,yixunleibujiyanerzhishiyaoduanletabozishangyupeidehongsheng,congtahuailitiaochuqu。

sitiaotuitayongdebushihenlinghuo,yankanzheguancaiyaoguanshang,tazhejitiaoqi。

qitiaogaodushisuan,yitouzhuangshangguancai。

ganjuetoudingxingxinghuanrao,taganjinyaoyaotou,zaizhongrenjingedeshixianzhongzaiciqitiao,zuanjinlejijiangbeigaishangdeguancaili。

“maozuanjinguancaile,taibujilile!”

“kuailairenbamaozhuachulai!”

lingtangderenshunjiandouhuangleqilai,quedoubuyuankaojinguancaiquzhuamao。

yaozhidao,maojinshenshiti,shihuidaozhizhashide。

youqishizheizhongtianshengxiehudexuanmao。

“wozenmeqiaozhezheimaoxiangtaizidianxiademao?”ningyuanhoufudeshizilinguangzonghurandigulesheng。

zhongrenzhengyihuojian,guancailisilesantiandelinyaoxihuranshenchushouzhuazhuguancai,huanhuancongguancailizuoleqilai。

tarouzhebozizuoyouhuodong,bachenshuidemaolaoguolaibaojinlehuaili。

ningyuanhoujiaerxiaojielinyouyouzhandouzheshou,duoduosuosuodezhizheguancai,“zha,zhashile,qingtianbairidezhashile。”