第三章小富婆
zhaosiyashuozheihuadeshihou,buzhishiguyihaishizenme,teyihaixiangzheqipaochuleyigemeiyan,roushengshuodao:“neidashixianshangqudengwo,wochuqubandianshiqing,yihuierjiuhuilai。”shuowanminzuiyixiao,zhuanshenchaozhejiudianmenwaizouqu。
shengyinchuanchulai,zhoubianderenxinliquandouyizhenfangun,“zenmenengzheiyang,neimemeilidenvzi,jingranbeizheirenyongruciqingtiaodeyuyanquliaorao,jianzhishimeiyoutianli,kehenweihebushiwo!”
zhangerloulengleyixia,meixiangdaozijihaibeiduifangxinongle,yaoyaotouyouxiangdaoleneilianggejiahuoshuodehua,“nvrendoubushihaorede,tebieshiyuepiaoliangdenvrenyueyaotifang!”taxiaolexiao,yijingyouhaojigeyuemeiyoukandaotamenle,yebuzhidaoqingkuangzenmeyang。
huidaofangjianli,zhangerlouhunshenbuzizai,xunsudefanchuganjingyifu,chongjinleweishengjian,shushufufudejiangyishendenianhanjichongxidiao,youxilegetou,gangcongweishengjianchulai,biantingdaoyourenqiaomen,meiyouzaiyitaiduo。
“啊!”
yishengjingjiaoturanxiangchelezhenggeloucengdezoulang,erzheiyehelezhangerlouyitiao,shoulideyonglaicatoufademaojinyeyincidiaoluozaidi。
“砰!”
“buhaoyisibuhaoyisi!!”
zhangerluobianshuobianjiangmenjiguanshang,jijimangmangdechuanhaoyifu,zheicaiyoudakaifangmen,ermenwaidezhaosiyayinweixianqiankandaodeneiyimu,cishizhengbeiduizhefangjianmen。
tingdaoshenhouchuanlaikaimendeshengyin,tazheicaizhuanguoshen,danshirengranbuganzhishiyanqiandezheigenanren,zhangerloudaoshijuedemeishale。
“dameinvyoushashiqingma?o!wangjile,niyaolaizhaowoqingjiaoyifan!qingjinlaiba。”
zhaosiyaqingshengngleyisheng,laidaofangjianli,kanzhezhangerloudemangzhedaoshuidebeiying,naodailiyouxiangqilekaimendeneiyimu,meixiangdaotashenbanbugao,queneibanqiangzhuang!
“dameinvxianzaikeyishuoyixianizhaowoshishashiqingleba,gaibuhuizhendeshilaihewohuaqianyuexiadeba?”zhangerloudijitayibeireshui,daquzheshuodao:“ruguozhenshizheiyang,neiwokeyimianqiangyici。”
zheijuhuayichu,zhaosiyaganghedeyikoushuichadianmeiyoupenchulai,haojiahuo,ganqinghezijishuijue,tahaichikuileyiban?
tafangxiashuibei,minleminzui,kaikoudao:“zhangdashi,wodequeshiyouyishixiangqiu,shitiwojiujiuwende,bingqiezheishikenengyezhiyounimenzheizhongrennenggouchulile。”
zhangerlouyitingtazheihua,suijiyelailexingqu,“nishuoshuokan,ruoshinengxing,wodaoshibujieyizoushangzheiyizao。”
zhaosiyatingci,lianshangluchuleweixiao,jimangshuodao:“zhendema?taihaole,shiqingshizheiyangde,wojiujiushanggeyuehuileyitanglaojiajizu,jiushixiangzhebaoyouyijiarenpingpinganan,benlaiyiqiedouhaohaode,nazhidaohuilaiyihou,talaoshishifendaomei。jingchanghuipingluweijiao,haiyoushentixuruo,qianjitianshenzhihaichuleyichangchehuo,sijidangchangsiwang,haozaijiujiuzuodehoumian,bingwudaai,erqiezheiyigeyueyilai,tashiyeshangyeshijielianchushi,jialirendoushuodeqingdaoshilaikankan,keshiqinglehaojige,hualehenduoqian,doumeiyougaibianzheizhongqingkuang。”
zhangerlouzuozaiyipang,yezhenglezhengshense,zuotazheiyixingde,xinlizaoyouledishu,buguotaduoshaohaishiyouxieyouyu,zijiyebushimeiyouneibenshi,zhishizaiquanhenglibieryi。
“zhangdashi,nikanwojiujiuzheizhongqingkuangninengbunengbangbangmang?”
zhaosiyashuowanyihoubianyizhizaiguanchazhetadeshense,jianqiyouyubuding,youjimangshuodao:“zhangdashi,zhiyaoninyuanyibangmang,shichengzhihoubaochouyidingshaobule。”
shuowanyihou,tajianzhangerlouhaizaiyouyu,xinliyiji,zhijiecongbaolitaochuyikunxianjin,fangzaizhuomianshang,kaikoudao:“zhangdashi,zheilishidingjin,yigongshiwan,gangcongyinxingliquchulai,nikeyidianyidian。”
zhangerloukanzheyanqiandeqian,yuanlaizheinvzihaishiyigefupo,buyoudekaikoudao:“qiannixianshouhuiqu,wobanshiconglaibuxianshoudingjin,zheiyangba,woshoushiyixia,xianzaijiuganwangnijiujiujia。”
zhaosiyatingci,lianshangdunshiluchuxiaorong,“neiwozaimenwaidengni。”
jiudianwai,yiliangmashaladijichierqu,cheshangjinjinzuozhezhangerlouliangren,dagaiquchebanxiaoshihou,chelianghuanhuanjinruyigeshuodadezhuangyuan,gangtingxiabianyoubaoanguolaizhudongdakaichemen,daidaozhaosiyaxiache,pangbianderenquanbuwanyaogongshenghandao:“xiaojiehao!”
“zhangdashi,zheilibianshiwojiujiujiale,tayaoshijiandaoni,kendinghuihenkaixin。”shuowanzaiqianmiankaishidailu,zhangerlouziranshijingyayuzheixiejianzhu,benyiweitazhishigeqianwanfuweng,rujinkanlaizhishaoyeshiyigeyiwanfuwengle。
zoulehaoyihuier,liangrenlaidaoyigedating,cishilimianzhengyourenzaizuofa,qizhongyigeshenzhexifudezhongniannanzikanjianliangren,kuaisuzouleguolai,“siya,nizenmelaile?zheiweishi?”zhongniannanzimiandaiweixiaodexunwenzhe,yuqizhongduoshaoyouxiejidong。
“jiujiu,zheiweishizhangdashi,woteyidaitahuilaibangninkankande。”
zhaosiyayouxieniunie,qingshengjieshaodao,“jiujiu,zhangdashihenlihaide,tachushou,niyidingjiumeishile。”
yangwenzhangtingdaoyihou,dandandekanletayiyan,suihouqingqingdianlediantou,youzhuanshenjinzhangdekanzhezuofadezhongniannanzi,zhaosiyajiancishenseyouxieganga,wangleyiyanzhangerlou,faxiantabingmeiyoutaizaiyi,fanershidingzhezuofadedashi,xinzhongshaoshaofangxiaxinlai。
“jiujiu,zheiweishi?”zhaosiyawangzhetangshangderen,qingshengwenzheyangwenzhang,“gaibuhuiyoushininpengyoujieshaoguolaideba?”
yangwenzhangjiweishenmidejiangshouzhifangzaizuibian,zuochulexushengdedongzuo,“zheiweidashishiwohaoburongyicaicongwaiditeyiqinglaide,pingchangrengenbenqingbudao,taxianglaixihuanyinjushanlin,buwenrenjianshishi。”shuowanyouyilianjinzhangdekanzhezuofadedashi。
jiuzaizheishi,neirenzhongyujieshulezuofa,pangbianjimangyoudizidishangmaojin,cacashoushangdehanshui,eryangwenzhangyeshidiyishijianyingleshangqu。
“aiya!liudashi,xinkunile,kuaikuaikuaixiuxiyixia。”beichengzuoliudashideren,yeshimanliandaixiao,kaikoudao:“nalinali,doushiyinggaide,buzhizheiliangweishi?”