“xumonishenmeyisi?mamadequnzi,bushininongpodema?nihaixiangdilai?
“ma!neiqunzijiushixumonongpole,wodoukandaole!”
erbianchuanlailianggerangrangdeshengyin,xumoyizhenhuanghu,zhengkaiyanjingyikan,kandaojizhangpoweishuxidemiankong。
“xumo,nigaosuma?zhendeshininongpodeduibudui?”
yigeyizhehuali、huazhezhuang、dabandezhuguangbaoqidezhongnianfunvdingzhexumo,yanzhongmaochuyisidanyou。
“我是怎么了……”
xumokanlexiazhouwei,zhijianzhouweifeichangshuxi。
重生了?
他经历过这一幕。
“xumo,nizenmehaibushuohua?haibuchengrenshinizuode?”
“xumo,nizhendeshiyuelaiyuenanyiguanjiaole!touqian,toushoushibushuo,haigenbusanbusiderenzaiyiqiwan,xianzaijiulianmamadelifuniyegannongpo,zhenbuzhidaonilaiwomenjiayouyiyi?”
xumokanleyiyan,yanqianzheigeshuohuadeshaonvshitadesanjiexumanni,shiyigesanliunvyanyuanhejijiakafeidianlaoban,tazuixihuanzhanzaixumomianqian,zhigaoqiyangdexunhua。
lingwaiyigeshuohuadebaiqunshaonv,zeshitadeerjiexuxuehui,shiyigedaxueyinlelaoshi,xihuanyinle,lilaiduitalengruobingshuang。
zhongnianfunvjiaozuoxiebingyan,shitaqinshengmuqin,yigeyangzunchuyoudehaomenguifu,youyazhixing,xihuanlijie,xihuanganjing。
怎么回到这里了?
xumoxinzhongdigu,henkuaijiuqingchulezijidechujing。
他应该是重生了。
zheiyimutajingliguo,didixujunzhebuxiaoxin,nonghuailemamaxiebingyandelifu,zaochengxiebingyanchuanqucanjiayanxideshihou,dangzhongchuchou。
didixujunzhehaipa,zhaodaolesanjiexumanni,yusanjiexumanniyiqizaizangxumo,bixumochengrenshizijizuode。
anzhaoyuanlaidejuben,xumoyikaishibingmeiyouchengren,zhijiegenmamaxiebingyanshuomingshididizuode,danshiquezaodaoleerjiexuxuehuihesanjiexumanniwaijiamamadeyanlichihe,shuodidixujunzheguaiqiaocongming,jueduibuhuizuozheiyangdeshiqing,ranhouxumobidinghuibeimamayongjiechidaershixia,beifazhanlianggexiaoshi,waijiabunengchiwufan。
houlai,fawanzhihou,xumannizhaodaoleta,xunuoruguotaduimamachengrenshizijizuode,neimejiukaipaochedaitachuquwanyitian。
xumoshahuhude,jiutongyile。
jieguotayoubeimuqinxiebingyandamaleyidun,shuotaquefajiaoyang,maoshoumaojiao,zhijiebataguanzaifangjianzhongjinbisiguo,santianbuyunxuchumen。
xianzaizhongxinjinglizheiyimu,xumoxinzhongzhijuedepoweigaoxiao。
好累啊!
weishenmemingmingshizijijiaqueyaohuodeneimelei?
“xumo,haiganwumieshijunzhezuode!junzheneimeguaiqiaodongshi,zenmehuizuozheiyangdeshiqing?kendingshinimaoshoumaojiao,nonghuaide!”
“ma!wojiushuoxumoxuyaoyanjiaguanjiao!yiqiantazaigueryuanxuededoushihuaidongxi,shoujiaobuganjingbushuo,haijingchanggenbusanbusiderenzaiyiqi!ruoshibuguanjiao,tachizaobianchengfeiren!”
sanjiexumanniyizhidiediebuxiu,yilianlengxiaodekanzhexumo。
muqinxiebingyancumeikanzhexumo:“xumo,buyaowumieqitaren!nijiulaolaoshishidegenmashuo,shibushinizuode?nifangxin,zhiyaonichengren,mabuguaini!”
“是我做的!”
许默点头。
xiebingyanyileng:“zhendeshinizuode?ninonghuailemamadelifu?”
“bucuo!shangmiandelianggekong,shiwochouyan,buxiaoxintangdaode!”xumodiantou。
“ni,nizhendequefaguanjiao,quefajiaoyang!bashoushenchulai!”muqinxiebingyanhuorandanu,yigaizhiqiandeheaikeqin。
xumoyehaobuyouyu,zhijieshenshou。
“jintianbujiaoxunnishibuxingle!xumo,nizhendeshiyuelaiyuebudongguiju,yuelaiyuefeiyangbahule!bashoujuhaole!”xiebingyanlijichouchulejiechi,haobuyouyu,zhijieshanzailexumodeshoushang。
“啪!啪!啪……”
“yixia,liangxia,sanxia,sixia……shiwuxia,shiliuxia……”
这事情说起来可笑。
xumoconglaimeiyoujuedezheiyangdeshiqingkexiao,zhidaozhongxinjinglizheiyimu。
yiqiantajuedezijikeyirongruzheigejiating,chengweizheigejiatingdeyifenzi,keyiyongyoushuyuzijidefumujiejiehejiaren。
tacengjingpinjinsuoyounuliquzhengquzheixie,taohaojiazhongdemeiyigeren,zhanzhanjingjing,xiaoxinyiyi,jinshenxiwei。
danshi,bierenjia,zenmekenengrangnineimeqingyijiurongru?
xumo,shiyigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,zhidaoshisisuineinian,haochengqinshengfumudexiebingyanhexudemingzhaodaoleta,shuotashitamendeqinshengerzi。
tamennachuleqinzijianding,yanzhizaozao,conggueryuanzhongbazijijiedaolexujiahaozhaizhizhong。
neishihou,xumoxinzhongshiduomedekuangxi,pobujidaideyongyouzheiyiqie,yizhiyupinjinlequanli。
meiyourendongdeyigeguershihedengdekewangjiating,yemeiyourendongdeyigeguershihedengkewangfumudeai,kewangyongyouzijidejiaren?
neishihoudexumo,jiuhaoxiangshiyigekelexujiudeshamolvrenyiban,huranyudaoleganlin,xinxiruokuang。
tapobujidaidegensuizheigexueyuanshangdefumu,huidaolezheigehaomendayuanzhizhong,nulixiangyaochengweiqizhongdeyifenzi。
danshitameiyouxiangdaodeshi,shiwanrudiyuyibandedichu。
erjiesanjiesijie,shenzhifumudoujuedetacongxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,ranlexuxuduoduodeexi,shoujiaobuganjing,xihuanxiaotouxiaomo,xuyaoyanjiaguanjiao。
chifandeshihou,zhizexumobulimao,bujiangweisheng,buzhilijie,buzhidaohanren。
huijiadeshihou,duocichihexumoqianjiaojinmenhoujiaojinmen,junshibudui,buzaiyunxuxumochuquzuo**,shuobaihuaixujiamingsheng,buyunxuxumojiaopengyou,shuotadetongxuepengyoudoushibusanbusidesanjiaojiuliu,buyunxuxumochuquwan,yimianxuehuai。
youshihou,tamenshenzhitiaotidaojiulianxumonaguodeshuibei,chiguodekuaizihewan,doubuxiangpeng,haidachaodanaode,rangxumobuyunxudongtamendewankuai。
这些都还是小事。
zuizhongyaodeshi,jialihaiyouyigedidi,mingweixujunzhe,naishixumoshizongzhihou,muqinxiebingyanhexudemingbaoyanghuilaideerzi,jiqianwanchongaiyuyishen。
muqinxiebingyanhexudemingyigongshengleliugenveryigeerzi,liangrenzhiqiankukuqiuyigeerzi,queqiuerbude,zhidaoxumochusheng。
houlaixumodiushi,xiebingyankuyunleguoqu,yushiliangrenbianshouyangleyigeerzi。
zheixienianlai,tamenjingxinpeiyu,suoyoudeaidouqingzhuzaizheigeyangzishangmian,hanzaizuilipahuale,pengzaishouxinlipashuaile。
dajieerjiesanjiesijiewujieheliujie,doujiweichongaizheigedidi,yaoshenmejishenme,zhidaoxumodezhongxinhuidaoxujia。
kexiaodeshi,qinshengerzizhaohuilai,xudeminghexiebingyanquebugandazhangqigudechengren,juedexumozaigueryuanzhangda,yishenlouxi,feichangdiuren。
buganbaxumodaichumen,buganjieshaojiqitaren,haipayingxiangxujiashengyuhegongsigupiao。
shengcheng,ruoshixumogaidiaozheixielouxi,kaoshichengjinengkaodaoquanshiyiqianming,xudeminghexiebingyanbianjubanyanxi,dashengxuangaotahuidaolexujia,lieruzupu。
xumoshenweiguer,dedaolezheigechengnuo,xinxiruokuang,tahouxusuoyoudenulidoushiweiledengzheiyike。
tanulibajiezijidejiaren,taohaosuoyoujiejiehefumu,songshuidaocha,qinzixiachunongchide,zuodianxin,zuojiawu。
shenzhitaohaozijimeiyouxueyuanguanxishididi……
taxiwangjialirennengrongnata。
zhidaoshangyishishengmingdaolezuihouyike,zijibingsizaiyiyuanbingchuangshang,shenbianquekongwuyiren,tacaixingwuguolai,yuanlai,yagenmeiyourenxiwangtahuijia。
zijiduiyuxujialaishuo,wanwanquanquandeshiyigewairen。
kexiaodeshi,zijixinzangbingtufa,bingsizaiyiyuandeshihou,jialirenhaizaijialijididixujunzheguoshengri,changshengrige,renaofeifan。
tamenmingzhidaoxumoyijingzhuyuanxiuyang,danshiqueyijiudazhangqiguqingzhu,zhidaoxumobianchenglelingtizhuangtai,kandaojiedaotasixundefumuhejiejiemencongcongmangmanggandaoyiyuan,ranhoucaocaodebanlexumodezangli!
jiuwanruyizhiyegouyibanliaocao……
zuikexiaodeshi,jibianshibianchenglingtizhuangtai,taxiwangkandaozijifumushoudaotasixundeshihou,huiyouhouhui,wanxi,huozheaonao。
xumohaishitamendejiaren,xumocaishitamendeqinshengerzi。
danshishishiquecanrendegaosuxumo,yagenmeiyou。
tamenshenzhibuyuanyixuanbuzijiyigeerziyijingqushi,haipayingxiangjiazushengyi,haipayingxiangqiyegupiaobodong。
只敢草草的办了。
xianzai,ganshouzhebinglengdejiechidazaishouxinzhong。
“ershiyixia,ershierxia,ershisanxia……”
xiebingyanzuzudaletasanshixia,caitinglexialai。
tadeshoudoukuaibeidazhongle。
“nijintianzhongwubuyunxuchifan!jiwofazhanyigexiaoshi,woruoshibujiaoxunni,nidouyijingwufawutianle!nihunshenshangxiadoushimaobing!”muqinxiebingyanhaobuliuqingdexunsu。
“知道了!”
xumobingbuxiangzhengbianshenme,zhijuedehaolei。
zheisinian,taweishenmeyaohuodeneimelei?zijikukuzhuiqiudejiaren,meiyouxiangdaodaotoulaiquandoushikongzhonglouge。
yiqiantahaijuedejuedezijibugouhao,shizijizuocuole,zhiyaozijibiandezugouyouxiu,fumuhejiejiemen,yinggaihuixihuanta。
tacengjingfeichangnulidequxuexiao,quzuojiawu,quyanjiuliugejiejiehefumudeaihao,qituhuodeyixiehuanxin。
danshishishigaosuta,suoyoudeyiqiedouwujiyushi。
tasuozuodeyiqie,tamendoukeyishierbujian,quanbushenxindoufangzaididixujunzheshenshang。
rujinxumozhanzaipangbianfazhan,kanzhemuqinhejiejiezaibuyuanchuchifan。
ouerhaixiluochaoxiaotajiju,shuotabuxuehao,bufucongguanjiao,bunengchifanhuogai。
“erjiehesanjie,haishibuyaoshuogegele!gegeyinggaiyeshibuzhuyicainonghuailemadelifu,zhiyaoxiayicixiaoxin,gegeyinggaijiubuhuinongcuole!”
xujunzhehurankaikoushuodao,youzhuantoukanzhemuqinxiebingyan:“ma!nihaishiyuanlianggegeba!gegeyijingzhidaocuole,ranggegeezheduzikebuxing!”
xumokanletayiyan,dunshijuedepeifu。
budebushuo,zheigexujunzhezhendeyouxiu。
ruobushizhonghuoyibian,kongpaxumohaikanbuqingtadezhenmianmu。
zheiyicizaizang,bingbushidiyici,ershiyijingyouhaojici,ruobushita,zijidexingxiangyebuhuizaifumujiejiexinzhonggenshendigu。
zheigexujunzhebujinjinhenhuitaofumujiejiehuanxin,erqiechengjijihao,jiweiyouxiu,yundongtianfujijia,jihumeiyiyangdoujiweituchu。
tashenzhinaguoaolinpikeshuxuejiang,feichangjingren。
xumoyiqianyebuxiangxinzijizheigedidihuicongzhongzuogeng,haijuedezijizheigedidishizijidejiaoao,zhidaohuixiangleyibiansuoyoudeshiqingzhihoutacaifaxian,jihusuoyoudeyiqie,doushiyinweizheigedidi。
yuanyin,ziranshiyinweixujiafukediguo,xujunzhehaipazijibeipaijichuxujia,shiqujichengquan,suoyixiangyaoxiangfangshefadebaxumoganzou。
cishi,xiebingyantingdaoxujunzhezheimeshuo,bujindiantou,molemoxujunzhedetou,yilianchongaidexiaodao:“haishijunzhedongshi!”
shuozhe,tayoutaiqitoumanlianhanshuangdekanzhexumo:“xumo,haibukuaiguolaichifan?**xienididiweiniqiuqing!”
“suibiannimenba!”xumojiantabianlianrucizhikuai,yijingbuxianglihuita,zhuanshenhuifang。
“xumo,nizenmegenmashuohuade?”erjiexuxuehuiyiting,dunshizhoumeichihe。
xumobulita,huifangguanmen。