第1章

“xumonishenmeyisi?mamadequnzi,bushininongpodema?nihaixiangdilai?

“ma!neiqunzijiushixumonongpole,wodoukandaole!”

erbianchuanlailianggerangrangdeshengyin,xumoyizhenhuanghu,zhengkaiyanjingyikan,kandaojizhangpoweishuxidemiankong。

“xumo,nigaosuma?zhendeshininongpodeduibudui?”

yigeyizhehuali、huazhezhuang、dabandezhuguangbaoqidezhongnianfunvdingzhexumo,yanzhongmaochuyisidanyou。

“我是怎么了……”

xumokanlexiazhouwei,zhijianzhouweifeichangshuxi。

重生了?

他经历过这一幕。

“xumo,nizenmehaibushuohua?haibuchengrenshinizuode?”

“xumo,nizhendeshiyuelaiyuenanyiguanjiaole!touqian,toushoushibushuo,haigenbusanbusiderenzaiyiqiwan,xianzaijiulianmamadelifuniyegannongpo,zhenbuzhidaonilaiwomenjiayouyiyi?”

xumokanleyiyan,yanqianzheigeshuohuadeshaonvshitadesanjiexumanni,shiyigesanliunvyanyuanhejijiakafeidianlaoban,tazuixihuanzhanzaixumomianqian,zhigaoqiyangdexunhua。

lingwaiyigeshuohuadebaiqunshaonv,zeshitadeerjiexuxuehui,shiyigedaxueyinlelaoshi,xihuanyinle,lilaiduitalengruobingshuang。

zhongnianfunvjiaozuoxiebingyan,shitaqinshengmuqin,yigeyangzunchuyoudehaomenguifu,youyazhixing,xihuanlijie,xihuanganjing。

怎么回到这里了?

xumoxinzhongdigu,henkuaijiuqingchulezijidechujing。

他应该是重生了。

zheiyimutajingliguo,didixujunzhebuxiaoxin,nonghuailemamaxiebingyandelifu,zaochengxiebingyanchuanqucanjiayanxideshihou,dangzhongchuchou。

didixujunzhehaipa,zhaodaolesanjiexumanni,yusanjiexumanniyiqizaizangxumo,bixumochengrenshizijizuode。

anzhaoyuanlaidejuben,xumoyikaishibingmeiyouchengren,zhijiegenmamaxiebingyanshuomingshididizuode,danshiquezaodaoleerjiexuxuehuihesanjiexumanniwaijiamamadeyanlichihe,shuodidixujunzheguaiqiaocongming,jueduibuhuizuozheiyangdeshiqing,ranhouxumobidinghuibeimamayongjiechidaershixia,beifazhanlianggexiaoshi,waijiabunengchiwufan。

houlai,fawanzhihou,xumannizhaodaoleta,xunuoruguotaduimamachengrenshizijizuode,neimejiukaipaochedaitachuquwanyitian。

xumoshahuhude,jiutongyile。

jieguotayoubeimuqinxiebingyandamaleyidun,shuotaquefajiaoyang,maoshoumaojiao,zhijiebataguanzaifangjianzhongjinbisiguo,santianbuyunxuchumen。

xianzaizhongxinjinglizheiyimu,xumoxinzhongzhijuedepoweigaoxiao。

好累啊!

weishenmemingmingshizijijiaqueyaohuodeneimelei?

“xumo,haiganwumieshijunzhezuode!junzheneimeguaiqiaodongshi,zenmehuizuozheiyangdeshiqing?kendingshinimaoshoumaojiao,nonghuaide!”

“ma!wojiushuoxumoxuyaoyanjiaguanjiao!yiqiantazaigueryuanxuededoushihuaidongxi,shoujiaobuganjingbushuo,haijingchanggenbusanbusiderenzaiyiqi!ruoshibuguanjiao,tachizaobianchengfeiren!”

sanjiexumanniyizhidiediebuxiu,yilianlengxiaodekanzhexumo。

muqinxiebingyancumeikanzhexumo:“xumo,buyaowumieqitaren!nijiulaolaoshishidegenmashuo,shibushinizuode?nifangxin,zhiyaonichengren,mabuguaini!”

“是我做的!”

许默点头。

xiebingyanyileng:“zhendeshinizuode?ninonghuailemamadelifu?”

“bucuo!shangmiandelianggekong,shiwochouyan,buxiaoxintangdaode!”xumodiantou。

“ni,nizhendequefaguanjiao,quefajiaoyang!bashoushenchulai!”muqinxiebingyanhuorandanu,yigaizhiqiandeheaikeqin。

xumoyehaobuyouyu,zhijieshenshou。

“jintianbujiaoxunnishibuxingle!xumo,nizhendeshiyuelaiyuebudongguiju,yuelaiyuefeiyangbahule!bashoujuhaole!”xiebingyanlijichouchulejiechi,haobuyouyu,zhijieshanzailexumodeshoushang。

“啪!啪!啪……”

“yixia,liangxia,sanxia,sixia……shiwuxia,shiliuxia……”

这事情说起来可笑。

xumoconglaimeiyoujuedezheiyangdeshiqingkexiao,zhidaozhongxinjinglizheiyimu。

yiqiantajuedezijikeyirongruzheigejiating,chengweizheigejiatingdeyifenzi,keyiyongyoushuyuzijidefumujiejiehejiaren。

tacengjingpinjinsuoyounuliquzhengquzheixie,taohaojiazhongdemeiyigeren,zhanzhanjingjing,xiaoxinyiyi,jinshenxiwei。

danshi,bierenjia,zenmekenengrangnineimeqingyijiurongru?

xumo,shiyigeguer,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,zhidaoshisisuineinian,haochengqinshengfumudexiebingyanhexudemingzhaodaoleta,shuotashitamendeqinshengerzi。

tamennachuleqinzijianding,yanzhizaozao,conggueryuanzhongbazijijiedaolexujiahaozhaizhizhong。

neishihou,xumoxinzhongshiduomedekuangxi,pobujidaideyongyouzheiyiqie,yizhiyupinjinlequanli。

meiyourendongdeyigeguershihedengdekewangjiating,yemeiyourendongdeyigeguershihedengkewangfumudeai,kewangyongyouzijidejiaren?

neishihoudexumo,jiuhaoxiangshiyigekelexujiudeshamolvrenyiban,huranyudaoleganlin,xinxiruokuang。

tapobujidaidegensuizheigexueyuanshangdefumu,huidaolezheigehaomendayuanzhizhong,nulixiangyaochengweiqizhongdeyifenzi。

danshitameiyouxiangdaodeshi,shiwanrudiyuyibandedichu。

erjiesanjiesijie,shenzhifumudoujuedetacongxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,ranlexuxuduoduodeexi,shoujiaobuganjing,xihuanxiaotouxiaomo,xuyaoyanjiaguanjiao。

chifandeshihou,zhizexumobulimao,bujiangweisheng,buzhilijie,buzhidaohanren。

huijiadeshihou,duocichihexumoqianjiaojinmenhoujiaojinmen,junshibudui,buzaiyunxuxumochuquzuo**,shuobaihuaixujiamingsheng,buyunxuxumojiaopengyou,shuotadetongxuepengyoudoushibusanbusidesanjiaojiuliu,buyunxuxumochuquwan,yimianxuehuai。

youshihou,tamenshenzhitiaotidaojiulianxumonaguodeshuibei,chiguodekuaizihewan,doubuxiangpeng,haidachaodanaode,rangxumobuyunxudongtamendewankuai。

这些都还是小事。

zuizhongyaodeshi,jialihaiyouyigedidi,mingweixujunzhe,naishixumoshizongzhihou,muqinxiebingyanhexudemingbaoyanghuilaideerzi,jiqianwanchongaiyuyishen。

muqinxiebingyanhexudemingyigongshengleliugenveryigeerzi,liangrenzhiqiankukuqiuyigeerzi,queqiuerbude,zhidaoxumochusheng。

houlaixumodiushi,xiebingyankuyunleguoqu,yushiliangrenbianshouyangleyigeerzi。

zheixienianlai,tamenjingxinpeiyu,suoyoudeaidouqingzhuzaizheigeyangzishangmian,hanzaizuilipahuale,pengzaishouxinlipashuaile。

dajieerjiesanjiesijiewujieheliujie,doujiweichongaizheigedidi,yaoshenmejishenme,zhidaoxumodezhongxinhuidaoxujia。

kexiaodeshi,qinshengerzizhaohuilai,xudeminghexiebingyanquebugandazhangqigudechengren,juedexumozaigueryuanzhangda,yishenlouxi,feichangdiuren。

buganbaxumodaichumen,buganjieshaojiqitaren,haipayingxiangxujiashengyuhegongsigupiao。

shengcheng,ruoshixumogaidiaozheixielouxi,kaoshichengjinengkaodaoquanshiyiqianming,xudeminghexiebingyanbianjubanyanxi,dashengxuangaotahuidaolexujia,lieruzupu。

xumoshenweiguer,dedaolezheigechengnuo,xinxiruokuang,tahouxusuoyoudenulidoushiweiledengzheiyike。

tanulibajiezijidejiaren,taohaosuoyoujiejiehefumu,songshuidaocha,qinzixiachunongchide,zuodianxin,zuojiawu。

shenzhitaohaozijimeiyouxueyuanguanxishididi……

taxiwangjialirennengrongnata。

zhidaoshangyishishengmingdaolezuihouyike,zijibingsizaiyiyuanbingchuangshang,shenbianquekongwuyiren,tacaixingwuguolai,yuanlai,yagenmeiyourenxiwangtahuijia。

zijiduiyuxujialaishuo,wanwanquanquandeshiyigewairen。

kexiaodeshi,zijixinzangbingtufa,bingsizaiyiyuandeshihou,jialirenhaizaijialijididixujunzheguoshengri,changshengrige,renaofeifan。

tamenmingzhidaoxumoyijingzhuyuanxiuyang,danshiqueyijiudazhangqiguqingzhu,zhidaoxumobianchenglelingtizhuangtai,kandaojiedaotasixundefumuhejiejiemencongcongmangmanggandaoyiyuan,ranhoucaocaodebanlexumodezangli!

jiuwanruyizhiyegouyibanliaocao……

zuikexiaodeshi,jibianshibianchenglingtizhuangtai,taxiwangkandaozijifumushoudaotasixundeshihou,huiyouhouhui,wanxi,huozheaonao。

xumohaishitamendejiaren,xumocaishitamendeqinshengerzi。

danshishishiquecanrendegaosuxumo,yagenmeiyou。

tamenshenzhibuyuanyixuanbuzijiyigeerziyijingqushi,haipayingxiangjiazushengyi,haipayingxiangqiyegupiaobodong。

只敢草草的办了。

xianzai,ganshouzhebinglengdejiechidazaishouxinzhong。

“ershiyixia,ershierxia,ershisanxia……”

xiebingyanzuzudaletasanshixia,caitinglexialai。

tadeshoudoukuaibeidazhongle。

“nijintianzhongwubuyunxuchifan!jiwofazhanyigexiaoshi,woruoshibujiaoxunni,nidouyijingwufawutianle!nihunshenshangxiadoushimaobing!”muqinxiebingyanhaobuliuqingdexunsu。

“知道了!”

xumobingbuxiangzhengbianshenme,zhijuedehaolei。

zheisinian,taweishenmeyaohuodeneimelei?zijikukuzhuiqiudejiaren,meiyouxiangdaodaotoulaiquandoushikongzhonglouge。

yiqiantahaijuedejuedezijibugouhao,shizijizuocuole,zhiyaozijibiandezugouyouxiu,fumuhejiejiemen,yinggaihuixihuanta。

tacengjingfeichangnulidequxuexiao,quzuojiawu,quyanjiuliugejiejiehefumudeaihao,qituhuodeyixiehuanxin。

danshishishigaosuta,suoyoudeyiqiedouwujiyushi。

tasuozuodeyiqie,tamendoukeyishierbujian,quanbushenxindoufangzaididixujunzheshenshang。

rujinxumozhanzaipangbianfazhan,kanzhemuqinhejiejiezaibuyuanchuchifan。

ouerhaixiluochaoxiaotajiju,shuotabuxuehao,bufucongguanjiao,bunengchifanhuogai。

“erjiehesanjie,haishibuyaoshuogegele!gegeyinggaiyeshibuzhuyicainonghuailemadelifu,zhiyaoxiayicixiaoxin,gegeyinggaijiubuhuinongcuole!”

xujunzhehurankaikoushuodao,youzhuantoukanzhemuqinxiebingyan:“ma!nihaishiyuanlianggegeba!gegeyijingzhidaocuole,ranggegeezheduzikebuxing!”

xumokanletayiyan,dunshijuedepeifu。

budebushuo,zheigexujunzhezhendeyouxiu。

ruobushizhonghuoyibian,kongpaxumohaikanbuqingtadezhenmianmu。

zheiyicizaizang,bingbushidiyici,ershiyijingyouhaojici,ruobushita,zijidexingxiangyebuhuizaifumujiejiexinzhonggenshendigu。

zheigexujunzhebujinjinhenhuitaofumujiejiehuanxin,erqiechengjijihao,jiweiyouxiu,yundongtianfujijia,jihumeiyiyangdoujiweituchu。

tashenzhinaguoaolinpikeshuxuejiang,feichangjingren。

xumoyiqianyebuxiangxinzijizheigedidihuicongzhongzuogeng,haijuedezijizheigedidishizijidejiaoao,zhidaohuixiangleyibiansuoyoudeshiqingzhihoutacaifaxian,jihusuoyoudeyiqie,doushiyinweizheigedidi。

yuanyin,ziranshiyinweixujiafukediguo,xujunzhehaipazijibeipaijichuxujia,shiqujichengquan,suoyixiangyaoxiangfangshefadebaxumoganzou。

cishi,xiebingyantingdaoxujunzhezheimeshuo,bujindiantou,molemoxujunzhedetou,yilianchongaidexiaodao:“haishijunzhedongshi!”

shuozhe,tayoutaiqitoumanlianhanshuangdekanzhexumo:“xumo,haibukuaiguolaichifan?**xienididiweiniqiuqing!”

“suibiannimenba!”xumojiantabianlianrucizhikuai,yijingbuxianglihuita,zhuanshenhuifang。

“xumo,nizenmegenmashuohuade?”erjiexuxuehuiyiting,dunshizhoumeichihe。

xumobulita,huifangguanmen。