yizhentianxuandizhuan,yangjiezhongzhongdishuaizaidishang,shuaizaidishangcaifaxian,neisiguizaotangdishangle。
“nigandalaozi,laozitongsini!”
neinanrencongkuzikoudailitaochuyibazhediedao,zhizhiditongxiangxiaoba,xiaobadengdaleyanjing,meixiangdaotajingransuishenxiedaidaoju。
zaidaorenmashangyaoshangdaoxiaobadeqianjunyifazhiji,xiaomoqingruimouyimi,jiangkongjianlideshikuaifangzaineinanrendejiaoxia。
nanrenshuailegegouchishi,shoushangdezhediedaoyediulechuqu。
jianzhuang,xiaomoqingsonglekouqi,xiaobaliangbushangqian,sisizhuazhutadeyiling,yiquanjiezheyiquan,nanrenfachujidutongkudemenhengsheng,zhanshengqiurao。
“touwojiataiyangnengban?haiyaozawojiataiyangnengban?rangnitou!rangnitou!”
xiaobaxianzainubukee,wanquanmeiyishidaozijideliqiyouduozhong,jiquanxiaqu,nanrendelianyijingxueroumohu,biliangguyebeidaduanle。
“nigandawolaogong?nifangkaita!womenzhishisanbucongzheiluguoeryi,nizenmedarenni?fangkai!”yangjiechongguoqudaxiaoba,youshisiyoushichede。
zheidianliqiduixiaobalaishuobutongbuyangde,tafanshouyigezuibazishanyangjielianshang。
yangjiemanzuishixue,yachidiaolesanke,pazaidishangqibulai。
“wobenlaishibudanvrende。”xiaobalenglengdingzheyangjie,dingdetaxinlizhifamao。
“sanbu?jiankongpaideyiqingerchu,tizihaizaizheini,nimendengzhezuolaoba!”
xiaobazhizhejiankongdefangxiang,yangjiejingkongwanfen,lianseshunjianshabai。
talaogongkouchibuqingdiqiurao:
“biedawobiedawo,wobuxiangzuolao!doushineigechouniangmen,tajidunijiayoutaiyangnengfadianban,woshibeitayinglalaide,yaodajiudata!qiuqiunibiedawole,databa!doushiyinweita!”
“nishuoshenme?lihe!nishinanrenmani!!!”
yangjiebukezhixindikanzhezhangfu,mingmingtayechantaiyangnengfadianban,suoyicaigenzheyiqilaide,liantizidoushitabangde。
“laopo,nichengrenba,tamenyijingbaojingle,nidaihuijiugenjingchazishouhaobuhao,benlaijiushiniyigerengande,wobunengzuolao,wohuizaijiazhaoguhaohaizide。”liheaiqiudao。
“nizheigesangliangxinde,jiubushigenanren!nibunengzheimeduiwo!”
yangjiezhijiebengkuile,tayegubudexiaoba,fengleyiyangqudalihe,henkuai,errensidazaiyiqi。
xiaobahaimeizenmedani,tamenfuqiliangturandachengyituan,xiaobazaipangbiankanzhe,haizhenbuzhidaoyaoganshenmele,zheimingmingshitadehuoa。
xiaomoqingyemeixianzhe,tayizhizaiyongshoujipaisheni。
tatiexindijiyangjiedelianlailegedatexie,jiangshipinfazaixiaoquyezhuqunli,bingqiejianglailongqumaishuoqingchu,tixingdajiaqianwanxiaoxin,tigaoanquanyishi,jingtixiaotouhedaozei。
haiyouhenduoyemaozimeishui,kandaoyangjiedelianzhongdegenzhutouyiyang,qunliderendouheyitiao。
tongxiaozhanshi:zheigerenwojianguo,shanggexingqihaizaichaoshigenwoqiangcaini,mingmingshiwoyudingdecai,tafeishuoshitade。
抠脚大汉:活该!
xiaobaihua:neiyebunengbarendachengzheiyanga,taiherenle,weishenmebunengzhijiebarenganzouni?
mingyuezhaowoxin:wobashizhuanyelianquanjide,piqibutaihao,youjieruchou,suoyixiashouyoudianzhong,hedaodajialebuhaoyisi。dajiadouzaiyigexiaoquzhu,duiyuzheizhonghuairen,womengengyinggaitongchoudikai,tuanjieqilaicaidui。buran,toudiandongxishiqing,danzidadejiusharenyuehuole!
tongxiaozhanshi:loushangshuodeyoudaoli,tianqirehuoqida,wujiayougui,henrongyijifafanzuixingwei,dajiadouyaoliuxin。
xiaobaihua:youzheimeyanzhongma?ruguoyourenquechiquehe,dajiahuxiangyunyixia,bujiuduguonanguanlema。
mingyuezhaowoxin:zenme,nijialiruguolaiqiangdaole,haiyaobarenliuxialaichifanbucheng?jirannizheimeshanliang,burunibayangjiejiejialiquzhaoguba,yongnijiadedian,zheiyangtajiubuhuitouqiele。
xiaobaihua:niyetaiduoduobirenle,zenmezheiyanga?wuyu。
mingyuezhaowoxin:wuyujiubizui。
huiwanqunxiaoxi,tajiuguanshangleshouji,xiaobazaojiubaojingle,cishijingchashushucongconggandao。
xiaomoqingzixiyikan,you,haishishurenni!
“shengengbanyede,buhaohaoshuijue,fashengshenmeshile?yinweishenmebaojing?”
zhengjingchazouleguolai,tapangbianhaigenzheyigejingcha。
“郑警官好。”
xiaomoqingxiaozhedazhaohu,“zheiweishiouyangjingguanba?ouyangjingguanhao。”
ouyangjingguanyilianmengbi,“nirenshiwo?”
zhengjingguanyiyanjiurenchulexiaomoqing,“zheishishangcihuashangnigeboneirendeqinshu。”
xiaomoqingsonglesongjian:“bushiqinshu,shichouren。”
tajibamajieshaolexia,xiaobaxiaomazheicaizhidao,yuanlaidageneishishizheiliangweijingguanchulide。
“duoxieniazhengjingguan,duibuzhuleouyangjingguan,hainishoushang。”xiaomayilianqianyi。
“bukeqi,zheishiwomenyinggaizuode。”
“meishimeishi!wodeshangzaojiuhaole。”ouyangjingguanxiaoronghanhou。
yangjieyijiandaojingcha,yegubudegenlaogongdajiale,kuzhehaozhepaoguolai,yibabitiyibayanleidikusu:
“jingchanimenyaoweiwozuozhua!nikankantamenbawodachengshenmeyangle,yadoudiaolesanke!woyaoquyiyuanjianbieshangqing,tamenshiguyishanghaizui!nimenkuaibatamenzhuazou,qiangbizheijiachusheng!”
yangjiepengtougoumian,manlianshixue,lianhaizhongzhe,zhengjingguanheouyangjingguanheleyitiao。
“zheishizenmehuishi?”zhengjingguanwen。
xiaobatankouqi,jiangshiqingdelailongqumaishuogeqingchu,youzaishoujishangjiangjiankongluxiangfanglechulai。
jiankongzhongyangjiedeshengyinhenqingxi,youqishineiju:
jiusuanwobuhuiyong,tamenyebiexiangyong,wodejitazale!
kanwanjiankongshipinhou,zhengjingguanwunaifue,“dayi,shinitourenjiadongxi,debudaojiuhuidiao,erqienihenilaogongyedongshoule,renjiasuanshizhengdangfangwei。”
yangjieyuanfendahan:“nishenmeyisi!wodoushangchengzheiyangle,nimenbuweiwozuozhu,haibaobizuifan!nimenshouleduoshaolia?dajiahuodoulaikankana,jingchahehuairentongliuhewule,jingchabaobizuifanle!”
yangjiezuozaidishanghutianqiangdi,jiashangtalianshangcanburendudeshang,kanqilaihaizhenxiangshicanxixideshouhaizhe。
keshizaichangderenbuchitazheiyitao,zheizhongrenzhengjingguanjianduole。
zhengjingguanbiaoqingyansu,hedao:
“nizhidaofeibangjingchashishenmezuima,woxianzaijiukeyibanidaizou!”
cihuayichu,yangjiexiangshibeiqiazhusangzidegongya,shengyinjiaranerzhi。