第五章再见老婆婆！
liuwuqingdingzheneiduanhunguan，huanhuanshuodao：“duanhunguan，duanshenghun！bahuorendingzailimian，qiangxingjiangshenghunnaruroushen，yongshibudechaosheng！
zhidaominghunma？neixiehuorenjiaqusirende，jiushiyongduanhunguanhuomai！”
liziranhesuqingqiqidedalegelengzhan，tingdaoyongbuchaoshengdeshihou，zhiganjuemianqianzheikouzhuhongseguancaiyuefadeguiyileqilai。
“你们退后点！”
liuwuqingjieshiwanhou，youfenfuleliangrenyiju，shouchijinqianjian，dabushangqian，yishoutuozhuguancaigaidibu，yonglixianqi。
shouruodeliuwuqingheneijudadeguancaibanzhijian，zhanxianleyizhongyouxieguaiyidelixuemei。
liuwuqingyeshiyigaorendanda，xianqiguancaibanzhihou，jingranbatoushenlejinqu，jiuzheimedaliangzhelimian。
banshangguohou，jianmeiyoudongjingfasheng，haoqideliziranhesuqingerrenyecouleguolai，wanglikanqu。
“空的？”
liziranjinghuyisheng，duanhunguanneijingranshikongdangdangde，chuledibucancunleyixieqiguaidexueselinpianwai，zaimeiyouqitadongxi。
honglongyisheng，liuwuqingzhijiefangxialeguancaigai，lianseyinqingbuding，shibushidekanleyanzhouwei。
“师叔。。。”
jianliuwuqingbiaoqingbudui，liziranrenbuzhujiaoletayisheng。
“yougexinlizhunbeiba，nishifuneilaodongxikongpashixiongduojishaole！”
liuwuqinghuifuleyuanlaidemoyang，duizheliziranbaibaishou，yuqiyouxiexiaose。
tinglezheihua，liziranyixiazilengzhule，daidaidezhanzaiyuandi，rutongshaleyiban。
“呆子？”
“呆子！”
suqingjianliziranzhuangtaibudui，ganjinguolaiyibianhuishouyibianjiaozheliziran。
“静心！定！”
liuwuqingxiumeiweizhou，zheilikebushiliziranshishenfalengdehaodifang，jianzhuangdanshouqiajue，bingzhiwangtaetouyidian。
“呼。。。”
liziranzhijuedeyiguliangqicongtianlinggaichuyongbianquanshen，zheicaihuiguoshenlai，buguoliansedebiaoqingbuzhidaoshixihaishiai。
“laodongxidaoshishoulegehaotudi！bale，neilaojiahuomeineimerongyisi，tianxiajianqujibixiongkanchengdiyi，fangkuanxinba！”
liuwuqinghaosianweileyiju，lizirantingdaohouqueshicanxiaodao：“qujibixiong？neizenmehuimomingqimiaodaolezheililai？zheimingmingjiushidaxiongzhidi！”
tiqizheige，liuwuqingmianshangdejingchayishanerguo，duia，boxiangdedamingkebushichisude，zenmehuimingzhizheiliyouweixianhaiyitouzhuanglejinlai？
“xianbushuozheige，waimianhaiyougexiaodongxi，quzhuazhuta，xingxunengwenchudianshenme！”
liuwuqingzanshibayihuoyazailexindi，duizheliangrenshuodao，suijibianzouchulezheigeguancaipu。
“shaoleba，zheilideshititaiduo，haidoushiyuanside，chizaohuichuxianbiangu！”
zaitachuguancaipudeshihou，liuwuqingduizhesuqingdiantoudao。
suqingmeiyouhangsheng，conghuailiquchuyizhangfuzhou，zuiliniannianyouci，fuzhoudunshifeichu，zhijieyueguoguancaipudeweiqiang，zailimiandeyuanluoshangkongbaoliekailai，yidatuanhuoxingluolexiaqu。
dengbaoyanfuchedidianranlexiaoyuanneideyiqie，sanrencaizhuanshenlikai。
daolecunkouxiaomaibudeshihou，liuwuqingdunzhujiaobu，shouzhongjinqianjiansuiyidehuileliangxia，dandandao：“shinizijichulaihaishiwobanizhuachulai？”
zhengdangliziranhaimobuzhetounaodeshihou，xiaomaibumenkoupingkongchuxianyidaodandandexuying，guifuzaidishang，kaishibutingdeketou。
zheixuyinghaosiyizhangqingshayiban，yijingjiuyaodandekanbujianle。
“婆婆？”
liziranjiandaozheixuyingdeshihou，renbuzhutuokouerchu，zheixuyingbushizhiqianshituliangjiesuneishihouyudaodelaopopohaishishei。
“shenmepopo，yisicanhuneryi，yishibanhuierjiuchedihunfeiposanle！”
liuwuqingqinghengleyiju，cishineilaopopoxuyingyibianketouyibiansushuozheshenme，kesanrendoutingbujian。
liuwuqingbingzhizaishuangyanqianmoguo，suqingyeyouyangxueyang，zheishiyizhongjiandandexuanmendaoshu，kaitianyan。
liangrenzuowanzhihou，qiqizhuantoukanxiangleliziran，houzhenaonaotou，buzhidaonaliyoubuduidedifang。
“nijuranbuhuikaitianyan？”liuwuqingzhenjingle，quelaotoudaodijiaolexieshenmea？
“yinyangxiangge，yuanhunshuohuadeshihou，womenshitingbudaode，bixukaitianyan，zaigoutongyinmingdetongshi，yejiunengtingdaole！”
liuwuqingwunai，kebudebuchushengjieshileyixiaganggangtamenshituliangzuodeshi。
“e？nishuozheigema？”
liziranyaoposhizhi，yongxuezhuzaimeixinyimo，dunshiganjuedaoshuangyanmengshangyicenghuiwu，kanshandouxiangshishiqulesecai。
zheishiquelaotoujiaotade，yemeijutishuozuoshenmeyong，liziranyehenshaohuiyongdao。
“suanle，zheiyangtailangfeile，laojiahuoyidianyebukaopu！huitouwojiaonizhengjingxuanmendaofa！”
liuwuqingzuijiaochouchuleyixia，jingranyongxuelaiqiangxingkaitianyan，laojiahuodaodijiaolegeshenmedongxichulai？
buguocishitayexindiweixi，liziranyongxuejiunengkaitianyan，neitadetizhijiumeidepaole，jueduishichuanshuozhongneizhong。
“xiaoge！liangweigaoren，qiuqiunimenjiujiulaotaipo！”
“wobeineilimujianghaicanle！zhijinshenghunhaikunzaisiquderoushennei，budechaotuo，zhiyaoroushenfulan，jiuhuihunfeiposan！”
“xiaoge，nibangbangwo！wokecongmeihairen，nimenjiesudeshiwoyemeiyougaosulimujiang！”
laopopoyibianketouyibiankusu，tazhidaoyanqiandesanrendoushichuanshuozhongdegaoren。
“师叔。。。”
liziranyouxiexinruan，renbuzhukanxiangliuwuqing，tayaoshijidemeicuo，zheilaopopozaitataochucunzideshihou，haoxiangbangguota。
“qilai，xianquzhaodaoniroushen，burannifeijinliqizhengtuodezheisicanhunmashangjiuyaoxiaosanle！”
liuwuqingshuyudaozizuidoufuxin，jianzhuangyuqishengyingdedao。
“谢谢！谢谢！”
laopopodecanhunlianlianzuoji，qishenpiaodangdaolexiaomaibulijian，liziransanrensuijigenleshangqu，chuanguoneitiaohunandezoulangzhihou，chuxianzailelimiandexiaoyuanli。
“woderoushenjiuzaizheixiabian！”
laopopotingzailexiaoyuandeyigejiaoluo，suihoukaikoushuodao。
“liziran，qu，zhaodongxiwachulai！”
liuwuqingzhijiezhishiqileliziran，houzheziranyingshengerqie，zaiqiangjiaochuzhaolebatieqiao，kaishiwaleqilai。
banshangguohou，yijuyouxiefulandeshitibeiliziranjiwalechulai，etou，sizhi，xiongkou，dantian，qigedifangdoubeiliqiguanchuanyigedadong，kanqilaigewaishenren。
“heng！guoranshilimujiangdeshoubi，duanhuncuofengsanhunqipo，zheishiwanquanyaozhizhisidia！”
liuwuqingjiandaozheichangjing，lenghengyisheng！