第1章 美女,你跟我有缘

小须弥山。

yigelaotoupantuizuozaizhubanshang,tademianqianbaizhesanfenhunshu。

lifushengcongmenwaijinlai,yiliandemengbi,“laotou,nizheishizuoshazi?”

“ai,fushengya,weishishiribuduoge...”

“师父!”

lifushengdelianshang,congbushezhuanhuandaoshangxin,suijibianchengdaxizhise:“neizhenshitaihaole!”

ripanyepan,tamadezhongyupandaozheitianle。

zheiyiweizhe,congjinwanghou,zaiyemeiyourennenggoushufuta。

tiangaorenniaofei,haikuorenyuyue。

laotoudunshiqideliansecangbai,“zaonieya...wozenmeshoulenizheibuxiaozhitu。”

“laotounikebiezheimeshuo。”

lifushengdangjidaduandao:“nisihou,wobidinghuiweinitiaoyikuaierfengshuibaodi,meinianqingmingzhunshijinishaoliangguniang,ruguomeishouwoweitu,ninengyouzheifuli?”

“xiaotuzaizi,chengxinnalaozixunkaixinshiba?”

“he,shinixiannaxiaoyewoxunkaixinde。”

lifushengsonglesongjiandao:“dajiadoushishensuan,zhitianming,xiaodili,zhouyibaguayangyangjingtong,nizheilaobusidemingminghaiyousanshierzaiyangshou,yehaoyisishuozijishiriwuduo?”

“你...”

laotoubeilifushengduideyakouwuyan。

蓦然间。

tahaoxiangxiangdaoshenme,suijizhenjingwendao:“nidetianjiyansuandachengle?”

“hai,bujiushitianjiyansuanme?nanengnandelexiaoyewo!”

lifushengweiweiangshou,kanshangquyiliandeyizhise。

“hao...hao,bukuishiwolibanxiandetudi。”

libanxianluchulegengdeyideshense。

shenmeyangdeshifu,jiunengjiaochushenmeyangdetudi。

zheijuhuayinzaierrenshenshang,neishizaiheshibuguole。

“haole,weishiyouzhengshieryaogennishuo。”

libanxianshouqilexiaorong,zhengsedao:“zanmenxuanmenyanxuzhijinni,yijingbuxiaqiannianle,kerujinniyekandedao,zanmenzheiyimai,zhishengxianiwoshituerren,weishiwoyijinglaole,suoyizheiguangdaxuanmendezhongdan,zhinengluozainijianshangle。”

“youhuazhishuo,biezheiyangmomojijide。”

lifushengbumandidaduandao。

libanxiandengletayiyan,meihaoqidao:“weishizainixiaoshihou,youlitianxia,chumoweidao,yeshunbianweinitaodaolesanzhihunshu,xianzaiweishimingni,xiashanqukaizhisanye,zhenxingwoxuanmenyimai。”

三纸婚书!

nvfangdemingzigegebutong,dannanfangdoumingzi,doushitalifusheng。

lifushengxinyitutu,“laotounimeifanshaba,napaxiaoyewotongyi,xiaoyedeshenyebutongyiya。”

libanxianyiweishenzhangdixiaodao:“zheigenixiangduole,weishideyisishi,nixiashanzhihou,quyuzheisangenvzijiechuyifan,nageheshijiuqunage,qiyulianggebuheshide,nidebahunyuejituile,budezaidanwurenjia。”

“bushi,zheiniantouhaiyoubaobanhunyinde?”

lifushengjiandingdiyaoleyaotou,biaoshizijibudaying。

开什么玩笑。

neisangenvrenyaoshipiaolianghaihaoshuo,wanyidoushiyechani?

再说了。

xianzaizheigeniandai,jiangjiudeshiziyoulianai。

duiyubaobanhunyinzheizhonglouxi,bixuyaotuoqi!

“你确定要拒绝?”

“quedingkendingyijibufouding。”

“neixingba,wanghouyusheng,nijiuzaizheishenshanzhong,peiweishiduguoba。”

libanxiangangshuowan,youbuchongdao:“yebushiyusheng,laotouwohaiyousanshiernianyangshou,nijiuzhiyaopeizhewosanshiernianjiuxing。”

“laotou,nihaohenna!”

李浮生僵硬着脸。

laotouzheiyizhao,wuyiyujiangletadejun。

最终。

lifushengchuaiqilehunshu,songlesongjian:“laotou,niyingle。”

tashuowan,kuaisushoushiqixingli。

然后。

touyebuhuidexiashanqule。

望着李浮生的背影。

“shatuer,nimingfantianshaguxing,zheisangenvwawademingge,doushitaiyiguiren,yejiuzhiyoutamen,cainengkangzhuniya。”

libanxiannannanziyudishuodao。

duiyuzheiyiqie,lifushengbingbuzhidao。

此时的他。

wanrujiayunyibandesudu,chaozheshanxiafeilveerqu。

buduoshi,yijinglaidaoleguodaobian。

zhunbeidaliangshunfengche,qianwangnanzhoushi。

neili,shilitazuijindeyige‘weihunqi。’

lifushengyijingdadinglezhuyi,jiangzheisanfenhunyuequantuile。

他一个都不要!

juebuxiangbaobanhunyintuoxie。

zhiyulaotoushuodehua,yijingwanquanbeitapaozainaohou。

“滴滴...”

刺耳的喇叭声传来。

lifushengzhuanshenwangqu,shiyiliangbaisedeqixi。

jiashishidechechuangyaoxia,yigenanzijiangtoutanlechulai,“xiaozi,nidexinkezhendaya,jingranganzaimaluzhongjianzou,buyaominglezadi?”

zhijianlifushengxiaozhezouguoqu,jingzhishanglehouzuo。

yishangche,qingyoudeshaonvfangxiangbianchuanleguolai。

lifushengcetouwangqu,dunshiyanqianyiliang。

这妞,真得劲。

mingmouhaochi,liumeixianyao。

pifubaixiguanghua,wuguanjingzhiderutongshangdijingxindiaozhuochudeyishupin,sanqianqingsiwanruopuliu,roumeidongren。

hanshanbidemeitouweiweizhouqi。

tayujiashishidexuchong,xianrandoumeixiangdao,zheigerutubaozideqingnian,jingranhuishangchelai。

脸,不要了么?

“hehe,zheiweiguniangyuxiaoyewoyouyuanya。”

lifushenghunranbuzaiyierrendemuguang,tianbuzhichidishuoqihualai。

hanshanbijiangshenziqiaoqiaowangbianshangnuoleyinuo,haoxiangyouxiehaipadeyangzi。

zheigeniandai,haixuzhezhangfa。

shenshangdedaopaoyebulehaojigedong,buguohaisuanganjingjiushi。

dabaitianzouzaimaluzhongjian,shuoshenmeyuzijiyouyuan。

zheiyangderen,napabushishejingbing,gujiyelishejingbingbuyuanle。

能不害怕么?

“ni,kuaijiwogunxiaqu。”

xuchongfanyingguolai,zhijiechaolifushengpaoxiaohandao。

“xiaozi,dayixianimendeshunfengchequnanzhou,changyandao,zhurenweile...”

lifushengkaishitaotaobujuedishuoqilai。

xuchongyouxiemengbi,yishijingwangleyaogantaxiache。

hanshanbiyouxiejiaojididao:“suanle,zaitayichengba,biedanwushijianle。”

“是,小姐。”

xuchonggongjingyingleyisheng,suijiyouduilifushengjinggaodao:“xiaozi,nijiwolaoshiyidian,fouzebieguaiwobukeqi。”

“meinvguoranshipusaxinchang。”

lifushenghanshouyixiao,zhizhidingzhehanshanbi,dao:“jiranguniangyuwoyouyuan,neixiaoyewojiubangguniangnisuanyigua,guajinjiudangzuoshixiaoyedechefeihaole。”

hanshanbishaoshaopieletayiyan,xianranmeijiangtadehuafangzaixinshang。

“呵呵。”

lifushengyebushengqi,dandanxiaodao:“meinvzheibandejiaoji,keshijiazhongyoulaorenqushi?”

闻言。

寒山碧娇躯一颤。

他,怎么会知道!