平行世界，蓝星。
龙国，魔都。
人民广场。
“shenghuoshiyizhongyishu，baitanyeyoudazhihui。”
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao，huanyinglaidaowomen《genzhemingxingbaiditan》daxingzhenrenxiuzongyijiemudezhibojian。”
“woshizhuchirenwangheng。”
“bendangjiemudeguizehenjiandan，jiemuzujiangjiyuwoshenhoudemingxingmen1000kuaideqidongzijin。”
“ertamenyekeyiziyouxuanzezijiyaojingyingdeditanxiangmu。”
“womendejingtoujiangquantiangensuipaishe，kankanmingxingmenzaibaiditandeguochengzhongshihuidazhuantezhuan，haishihuikuidexuebenwugui。”
shuodaozheili，zhuchirenwanghengrangchuyigeshenwei，jiletashenhoudeliuweimingxingyigetexie。
zheixiemingxingzhong，youdanghongdeyixianxiaohuadan，yeyourenqibaopengdexiaoxianrou。
zheixiejuyouchaogaorenqidemingxing，shide《genzhemingxingbaiditan》zheidangjiemuzaiganggangkaibozhiji，jiuqudelejidadeguanzhu。
danshidangjingtouzhuandong，duizhunqizhongyigezhanzaijiaoluolidemingxingshi。
zhibojiandedanmuqulizhijiejiukaishifengkuangdetucaoqilai。
“wokao！zheijiemuzenmebaqinshouzheizunwenshenjiqinglaile？shipajiemuliangdebugoukuai？”
“jiushijiushi，qinshoushenmedangci，zenmepeihewomenjiasuyungegeshangtongyigezongyini？”
“tingmingzi，zheiqinshoujiubuxianghaorenna。”
“**，zaodianerbaqinshounongzouba！buranzheijiemuzhenmeifakanle。”
“qinshoudounengshang？neiwoyenengshang！”
“zheiqinshou，yaochanggongmeichanggong，yaoyanjimeiyanji，yaoshameisha，zhenbuzhidaojiemuzushizaxiangde，jingranbatazhaolaile。”
“buguo，heiguihei，qinshouzhangdeshizhenshuai，qinshoudeyanzhizaizhongduoxiaoxianrouliyedangshutianhuabanjibieleba？（hepinglunqudegeweiyanzumenyiyangshuai！）”
“wokanqinshouzheixiaozijiubucuo，ruguotakenchiruanfandehua，yinggaiyouhenduofupoyuanyibaoyangta。”
“baoqian，yishengshuowoweibuhao，tianshengjiushihechiruanfan，shenmedifangkeyichiruanfanqingjieshaojiwo。”
……
cike，renqunzhong，qinshoudeyanshenyouxiehuanghu。
takanzhezhouweiyongjiderenqun，haiyoukangzheshexiangjidegongzuorenyuan，yanshenlvexianmimang。
“woshishei？wozainaer？”
“wobushizaibaiditandeshihoubeichengguanzhuilema？zenmehuituranchuxianzaizheier？”
yishunjian，qinshoudenaohaizhongchuanlaiyizhentianxuandizhuandeganjue。
jianjiande，tiandifuqingming。
lianggelinghunzhongdejiyiwanchenglezhonghe，erqinshouyemingbaileyanqiandeyiqie。
他穿越了。
zaitabaiditanmailianjianeiyi**beichengguanzhuideshihouyushanglechehuo。
jiezhetajiuchuanyuedaopingxingshijiezhongyigetongmingtongxingdexiaoxianroushenshang。
erzheigexiaoxianrouzhengzaicanjiayidangmingwei《genzhemingxingbaiditan》dezhenrenxiuzongyi。
zaizongheleyuanzhudejiyihou，qinshoudelianshangbuyoudeluchuyisikuxiao。
chuanyuejiuchuanyueba！zheizenmehaibawozhengdaoyigehukaxiaoxianroudeshenshangle。
meixiangdaoshangbeizizaimouqiudangleyibeizidexiaoheizi，zheibeizifanguolaibeiheizihei。
nandaozheijiushisuoweide，tiandaohaolunhui，cangtianraoguoshei？
buguoma，wentiyebuda。
yigezhenrenxiuzongyijiemueryi，youqijiemuzujiderenwuhaishiqinshoudelaobenxing，baiditan。
zheiyidiankenanbudaoqinshou。
jiuzaizheishi，zuiqianfangzhuchirenwanghengxuanbudao：“haole，huabuduoshuo，womendiyiqi《genzhemingxingbaiditan》dedaxingzhenrenxiuzongyi，zhengshikaibo！”
“geweimingxingpengyou，jiexialainimenjiukeyiziyouxingdongle！”
zhuchirendehuayinluoxiahou，zhibojiandehuamianshunjianbeifengechengliugexiaoping。
liuweimingxingdeyingxiangyitongzhanxianzaizhibojiandewangyoumenmianqian。
danruguonixiangguankanmouweimingxingdedulizhibojiandehua，yekeyidianjitadetouxiangjinru。
huamianyizhuan，sumingdezhibojianli。
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao，woshilianxishizhangliangnianbandegerenlianxisheng，suming。”
“huanyingdajialaidaowodezhibojian。”
“guanyujintiandeditanxiangmu，wozaojiuxianghaole，neijiushimaizhijin！”
“zhijinzheizhongxiaohaopin，jiajiahuhudouyongdedao，suoyiwomenkendingnengzhuandaqian！”
“haole，huabuduoshuo，womenzheijiujinhuoqu！”
shuodaozheili，sumingluchuyigemirendexiaorong。
zheixiazi，kebatazhibojianlideneixienaocanfenjimidewumisandengde。
“aaa！zhongyukandaowomenjiasuyungegele，tazhendehaoshuaia！”
“zheidangjiemu，wozhuanchengjiushiweilekanwomenjiasuyungegelaide。”
“haishiwomenjiasuminggegekanzheyangyan，bineigeqinshouhaokanyiwanbei！”
“gerenlianxishizhangliangnianban，suminggegeyetainulileba！”
“haoxinteng，suminggegeyeyaohaohaoxiuxie！”
“pijianchengwang，banmingyuanhang！suminggegeyidingyaojiayoue！”
duanduandeshijianli，sumingdezhibojianlijiuyongruleshuwanguanzhong。
budebushuo，heqinshouzheigehukaxiaoxianroubiqilai，sumingtongweixiaoxianrou，zheidaiyujiushibuyiyang。
suiransumingheqinshoudeyuanzhuyiyang，doushiyaochanggongmeichanggong，yaoyanjimeiyanjidexiaoxianrou。
dansheirangrenjiaqingshanggaohuihongmeizini？
kaozhehuishuohua，sumingjizanleyidapiwunaoyonghutadefensi。
zhiyaowangshangchuxianlematadeshengyin，tadefensimenjiuhuiyiyongershang，jiangduishoupendaopofang。
xiangbizhixia，qinshoudeyuanzhunongcunchushen，yebutaihuishuohua，zhenjiudankaoyizhanglianhunyulequan。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，tabubeiquanwanghei，sheibeiquanwangheini？
youshuoqinshoubuaishuohua，dairenzhangkuang，muzhongwurende，yeyoushuoqinshouzhengtianlengzhegelianshuadapaide。
zheiyejiumanmandedaozhi，qinshoudemingshengyuelaiyuecha，zuizhonglunluodaoquanwangheidedibu。
jinjiezhe，shirujinlongguodanghongxiaohuadan，jiangwanqiudezhibojian。
cishizaitadezhibojianlitongyangjujilehaojiwandeguanzhong。
“geweilaidaozhibojiandepengyoumennimenhao，woshijiangwanqiu。”
“jintianwomenyaozuodexiangmushibaitanmaixianhua，wofaxianrenminguangchangshangdexiaoqinglvtingduode，daoshihouwomendeshengyiyinggaiyebucuo。”
“wa，jiangnvshenhaoyouxiangfaa！”
“jiangwanqiuhaopiaoliang，nvshentietie。”
“jiupingjiangwanqiuzheimingqi，daihuierjinhuodexianhuabudefenfenzhongmaiwan？”
“kanzhejiangwanqiu，wolianyihouhaizidemingzidouxianghaole。”
“qie，haizidemingzisuansha？wolianhetayiqimainaerdouxianghaole。”
“**，loushangdejiweigemen，sheirangnimenzhihuwonvpengyoumingzide？”
“bienao，zheifenmingshiwolaopo，nimenzenmenengxiahanni？”
……
jiemuzhengshikaishi，qiyuwuweimingxingdoufenfenxingdongqilai。
fenbiezaizijidezhibojianlishuominglezijiyaozuodexiangmu，yijisilu。
zhiyouqinshouyirenhaiyanshendailengdezairenminguangchangshangwusuoshishidexianguang。
lianggelinghunronghedaoyiqi。
zheiyike，qinshouzhijuedezijidelinghunliliangbiandekongqianqiangda。
duiyuqianhouliangbeizijinglidesuoyoushiqingtadounengyiyihuixiangqilai。
shenzhi，qinshouhainenghuixiangqishangbeizideta，zaimouqiuchushengshifachudediyishengkushengshizaidijigeshengdiaoshang！
jiandanlaishuojiushi，shangbeiziqinshoutingguodeneixiegequ、kanguodeneixiedianying、chiguodeneixiemeishi，duguodeshuji，jingliguoderenheyijianshi。
quanbudourutongdaokefuzaoyibankezailetadelinghunshenchu。
zhiyaoqinshouxiang，takeyiwanmeidebazheixiedongxizaizheigeshijiezhongfukechulai。
erzhuruchangge、danqin、zuofan、xiaqidengzhuduojiyi，neixielingsandesuipianhuajiyidounenghuazuojingyanbaobangzhuqinshoukuaisuchengzhang。
“wokao！suiranchuanyueguolaimeiyoubanshengdexitong，danshiganjuezheigejinshouzhigengniubiya！”
秦寿自言自语道。
jiezhe，tajiuzairenminguangchangshangguanchaqilai。
kaishixunzhaoqiheshidexiangmu。
qitamingxingzhisuoyinengzheimekuaidezhankaixingdong，quandoushiyinweitamenshouzhongwoyoujuben。
doushijiemuzuzaojiuzhunbeihaolede。
yaoburan，nihaizhenzhiwangzheixieshizhiburanyangchunshuidemingxinghuibaiditan？
脑袋秀逗了吧？
erzheiqizhong，qinshoushiweiyideyigeliwai。
tashiliugemingxingzhong，weiyimeiyoujubende。
shuobaile，jiemuzuzhisuoyinengrangqinshoushangzheigejiemu，jiushirangtalaiaimade。
nixiangxiangkan，zaizhongduojinjinyeyedemingxingzhizhongturanchuxianleyigebailanhuo。
是不是很有看点？
毕竟黑红也是红。
挨骂也是有人气的！
henbuxingdeshi，qinshouchengweileneigeaimadedaomeidan。
zouzhezouzhe，qinshoulaidaoyijiazhajidianmenqian。
咕咕咕～
ganshoudaoduzilichuanlaidexiangsheng，qinshouzheicaiyishidaozijihaimeichizaofan。
renshitiefanshigang，yidunbuchiedehuang。
yushi，qinshouzhijiezouxiangzhajidian，congjiemuzujideyiqianyuanqidongzijinzhongchouchuyizhangbaiyuandachao。
“laoban，mafanlaiyifenzhaji。”
“记得加辣！”
jiandaozheiyimu，zhibojiandewangyoumen：？？？
wokao，rangnibaiditan，nihaichishangzhajile？
gengkeqideshi，qinshouhuadehaishijiemuzujideqidongzijin！