第1章 重生后第一算:三天之内,你将死于非命

冷……

shengyanfeilidizhengkaiyan,faxianzijishenchubinglengdeyongchili。

zhouweishiyizhangzhangtazaishuxibuguodezengelianpang。

chaonongde,jifengde,lengmode。

shengyandingdingdikanzheyongchibianshangchuchukelian、wenrouxianjing、yishengaoguiyoumeichunbaigongzhuqundeshengjiadaxiaojieshengzhi,yandishanguoyisianmang。

她成功了。

zhenfachenggongqidong,tazhendenitiangaiming,zhongshengle。

zheiyinggaishitahuidaoshengjiadedisantian。

shengshijituanzongcaishengyuanchenghezongcaifurenlixinlanhaizaiguowai,shengjiazhiyoudaxiaojieshengzhizai,yushitabeishengzhideguimituanshengshengqirulesantian!

erjintian,shengzhiguyibatadailaicanjiayigegaodangyanhui。

yousanyanliangyujiutiaoqileqitaqianjinduitadediyi,jiangtazhuangjinlebinglengdeyongchili。

好让她当众出丑。

“hahaha……azhi,nikantaxiangbuxiangxiangxianeizhongtugou?”yimingshaonvzhangyangdidaxiao,zhizheyongchiliyifudanboruluoshuigouyiyangdeshengyan。

cikedeshengyan,gangman20sui,shengzhilianyitaoxiangyangdeyifudoumeizhunbeijita。

suoyitachuandehaishizijizaixiangxiadeyifu,dequehentuqi,

jiashangzhangqiyingyangbuliang,20suideshengyankanqilaibi17suideshengzhidouhaiyaoxiao。

zaizheizhongbixushiguifurenqianjinxiaojiecainengcanjiadegaodangyanhuishang,shengyanziranxiandegegeburu。

shengyanlenglengkanlezhizhetadaxiaomatashixiangxiatugoudeshaonvyiyan,cangbaidechunhuanhuantuchuyijuhua:“songjinjin,songjiasannv,santianzhinei,jiangsiyufeiming。”

neiyoulengdichendeshengyin,jiazazhedongdaojizhidezhanyi,mominglingzaichangmeiyigerendoudalegehanli!

全场寂静。

jiuzaizheiguiyibandejijingli,shengyanyibubucongyongchilizoulechulai。

tahunshenshilinlin,shenxingdanboshouruo,liansecangbai。

yuanbenzhanzaiyongchibianshang,tuishengyanxiashuideliangmingqianjin,momingdanhandiwanghoutuileyibu。

“nimenbuyaozheiyangduiayanjiejie。”shengzhiqingqingrouroudikailekou。

shengzhidesangyinwenrouyouyueer,xiangshiqingquandingdong,zhuyuluopan,suoyourendunshiganjueyixiaziyouhuoleguolai。

“yueyue,nibangayanjiejienayijianyifuguolaihaobuhao?”shengzhikanxiangyipangdeguimigaoyue,qingshengshuodao。

zheichangyanhui,jiushigaojiajubande。

gaoyuekanleshengyanyiyan,lianshangshanguobiyizhise,zuishangguyidao:“azhi,jitanayifuyoushenmeyong?tayebuhuichuana,zhiqiannibazijigangmaidexinqunzijitachuan,tasihuobukenchuan,haibanidexinqunzidouchelanleni!”

shuode,haoxiangzhenyouneimehuishieryiyang。

rangzaichangdeqitarentingle,jiushishengzhiwenroushanliang,duishengyanshifenzhaogu,ershengyanqueshigebuzhihaodaidefengzi。

“keshiayanjiejiezheiyangzi……”shengzhiweinandikanxiangshengyan,haoxiangyuxinburendeyangzi。

shengyanjingjingdikanzheshengzhibiaoyan。

ruguobushiyouguoqianshichadiansizaishengzhishoulidejingli,tahaihuixiangqianshiyiyang,hesuoyourenyiyangshashadiyiweishengzhizhenshishenmehaoren,duishengzhixinshengganji,yantingjicong。

erzheigeshihou,beishengyandangzhongduanyansantianzhineihuisidesongjinjinhuiguoshenlaile。

tayishengjianjiaopuxiangshengyan:“nizheigexiangbalao!juranganzhouwo!”

shengyanmuguangyihan,danshoujiubasongjinjinyigeguojianshuai!

‘砰’!

songjinjincanjiaoyisheng,shuaizaidishang。

然后,哭了。

好疼啊……

zheigesixiangbalao,zenmeneimedadejinger?

shengyanshoushiwansongjinjin,binglengdemuguangchaoshengzhikanguoqu。

“ayanjiejie……”shengzhimuguangqianrandikanzheshengyan,“nibieguaijinjin,tahaixiao,budongshi。”

“nishitama?”shengyanwendao。

yanhuitinglibuzhidaoshishei,huranpuchixiaoleyisheng。

shengzhilianshangderouxiao,yezaiyishunjianningguleyixia。

jimiaohou,tacaiqingtanyisheng:“ayanjiejie,nizhenyoumo。”

“wobudongyoumo。”shengyanwangshengzhizouguoqu。

huranshenshoubashengzhideboziyibaqiazhu,shengyinsenlenganchen:“wozhidong——youchoubibao!”