盛夏。
yechengdenghongjiulvdeqianyejiuba。
wenniantizheyigebaozhuangjingzhideliheyinyunzaiheianzhong，zhijianhenhenqianjinrouli。
“jinyi，nigenwennianluluxuxudeyouwunianleba，zenmezhe，zhenxihuanshangle？”
yigezuozaibuyuanchukazuo，huaililouzhegezhangtuiyouwudenanrenchusheng，shuozhejiangnvrenzuilidiaozhedeyannieleguolai，xileyikou，tuchuyiquanquandeyanwu。
tadeshengyinzaixuannaobuyidejiubalibusuanda，quezugouwenniantingqing。
zhengduimiandepeijinyizhangtuijiaodie，xiuzhangyunchengdeshoulinazheyibeiliejiu，tingdaozheihuameiyanlenglejifen，yandiliqiyishanerguo。
男人冷哧。
“xihuan，dangranxihuan。”
“huo，nibieshuo，jiupingnizheijuxihuan，laozidangniankeshipeishangleyiliangkayan。”
zhoubiansiwugenanzigenzhexiaoleqilai，yuqimanshiqingtiao。
“buguozheiwennianzhangdequeshishiwanlitiaoyi，lenglengde，haoxiangsheidoubufangzaiyanli，zenmejiu……”
另一个男人接上话。
“害！”
zuixiankaikoudenanrenqiamieleshoulideyantou，“xuebabudouzheiyangma，buzhidaonalaideqinggaojinger，zaishuojinyizheijiashi，zheizhangxiang，nidangtashama？”
buxiedeyoudianlegen，mizheyanchouleyikou，jiezheshuo：
“buguochabuduodele，wennianbushiyibandenvren，xiaoxinyinhuoshangshen，kuzhenaozheyaogennijiehundeshihou，bieguaigemenwomeitixingni！”
shensuidemouzidingzheshoulidejiubei，peijinyidixiao，
“wanma，dajiagequsuoxu，zaishuowozheibeizidoutamebuhuijiehun，sheiyebiexiangbangzhuwo。”
玩？
大家各取所需？
这辈子都不会结婚？
peijinyibeiduizhenvzi，wenniankanbujiantadebiaoqing。
huoxushibiyi？qingtiao？deyi？
tawojinlequantou，naohailifanfuhuidangzhepeijinyidehua。
yishijianguangyingliaoluandeqianyejiubachenglejizaitadiercixintong、nankandedifang。
diyicishizaimamademuqian。
“zheibukanniwandetaijiule，panirenzhen，bieshuonibenlaijiubuxiangjiehun，jiusuannizhenxianggentajiehun，ayiyebukenengtongyi，nibiewangle，tamakeshi……”
“是什么？”
wennianzhongyurenbuzhudaduannanrendehua，chunjiaohudubengjin，yongyizhongburongrenherenfanbodeyuqijiazhongleshengyinzaicifanwen：
“shuoqingchu，shishenme？”
turuqilaideqinglengshengyinyindejiubadeyixiaopianquyuzhourananjinglexialai，
kanqinglairenhou，nanrenxiangyaofanjitiaoxinqueyouaiyupeijinyizaichang，zuihouzhinengzhuantoukanxiangduimianneirendetaidu。
wenniandeturanchuxianqueshirangpeijinyixindiyijing。
“你怎么回来了？”
wennianyoulengyouyandemouziduishangtachuixialaidemuguang，yiziyidundeshuo：
“wobuhuilaizenmenengzhidaopeidayingdizheimequeqian？”
“yiliangkayan，zhenshixinkunipeiwoyanlewuniandexi。”
“九金影帝？”
wennianchunjiaochechuyisinankandaojizhidehudu，huanhuandianzhetouxiaozheshuo：“shizhiminggui。”
shuowanyouyongtongyangyanedemuguangsaoleyiyanzaichangdezhongren，wuyibushidangnianxuexiaolidewankuzidi，tayuanyiweipeijinyiyexuzhendegentamenbuyiyang……
太恶心了。
peijinyikanxiangtadeyanshenbiandeyinchen，chunjiaoquegouzhedanbodexiaoyi，zheigenvrenyintaerqingxuqifuyangzirangtayouzhongmomingdechengjiugan。
tabuxiqinshoujiangbeisisuideshangkouzaicibokai，chengxianzaixiangyaokantaxiaohuadezhongrenmianqian，qingchejingyingdemouziyunzheyanlei，danjueqiangdemeiyouyididiluoxialai。
故作轻松的开口：
“peijinyi，nifangxin，wowennianjueduiwandeqi，congxianzaikaishiwomenmeiyourenheguanxi。”
zheijuhuajihuyongjinlesuoyoudejiaoao，wennianmeiyouyisiyouyudezhuanshenlikai，meiyibudouxiangcaizaibolichashangneiyang，tongbianquanshen。
kanzhenvhailiqudebeiying，peijinyiningleningmei，buyuedeyongshetoudingleyixiasaibang，beishuaikaideshoujinjindezuanzhe，zhiguyinyintouzheqingbai。
wunianlai，tacongweijiandaoguowennianshitaideyangzi，zhengrujintiandefenshou，tachulideyeshiruciganjingliluo。
“zheiwendameinvdouqinitoushangle，zenmezhenihaidasuanzhuishangqu？”
yizhichenmodejiangyanzheturankaikou，xiangdouxiaogouside，qingtiaodegoulegoushenbiannvrendexiaba，yuqilidaizhejifendiaoxiao。
jiangyanzhejiushineigeshujipeijinyiyiliangkayandenanren。
“矫情！”
peijinyichenchendezuoxia，heleyidakoujiu。
“zheijiuduile，gemenermingtianjiujiniyijieshaogenghaode。”
peijinyixiaodezhangyang，“zhijiejilaozilaiyida！”
zhangbeifangsidedazaishafashang，jieguojiangyanzhediguolaidejiubei，jiuzhefenluannicaideqifen，rongrulexiayichangdejiqinghaiyang。
chuleqianyejiuba，wenniankanleyanshoulidehezi。
yidijingyingdeleicongyanweiwushengdehuaguotajuemeidelianpang，wenniantaishoujianghaiweiyichudeyanleixiangshangshiqu。
suishoujiangliherengjinleyipangdelajitong，jingzhidehongselihetuwudeaolizaiyiduipobaibukanzhong，gewaireyan。
qianyejiubazuoluozaijiangbian，wenniantizhegaogenxie，chijiaoyanzhezhangqiaozoulehenyuan，huxiaodehaifengchuiluanletadefasi，rangtazaijuewangtongkudeqingxuzhonglahuileyisishenzhi。
weishenmeyaoweiyigenanrenzheiyang，tainankanle。
“叮咚～”
shoujichuanlaidejianxunshengjiangtacongmiwangzhonglahuixianshishijie，wennianjianglingluandefasiwandaoerhou，diankaixinxi，faxianshixingongsixingmofalaidexiaoxi，tongzhitamingtianbanliruzhishouxu。
shide，nanrenhuikaobuzhu，dangongzuobuhui。
shouqishouji，wenniandachequleyigeqingba，taxuyezhiyunxuzijifangzongzheiyihui，guolejinwantahuichediwangjipeijinyi。
二十分钟后。
“jiwolaiyibeijingerzuidadejiu。”
wennianmeizenmeheguojiu，jiulianjiubayeshitazailaidelushangtedisoudeqingba，jueduianquandeneizhong。
ruguohuanzuoshiyigezuixunxundenvren，diaojiushikenenghuijujuezheigeyaoqiu，danmianqiandenvrenxianranbushi。
tadanrandezuozaibataiqian，yanyandeshenseruchang，yudiaolidaizheburongzhihuidebingliang。
“nidejiu。”diaojiushihengliangzaisan，zhongshidilebeimagelitajita。
wennianchuimouqingqingyaohuanglejixiashoulidejiubei，xianshixiuleyixiaweidao，cijidejiujingweidaorangtarenbuzhumilemiyanjing。
ranhouyongshejianshaoshaominleyixia，nonglieshengsedeweidaoshunjianmabiletadeweilei，poshitabuzijuedeyanleyankoushui。
zheidongxizhendehuiyourenxihuanhe？
wennianyaoyaotou，yanyibixinyiheng，yangtouheleyidakou，xinladeweidaochongchizaikouqiang，houlongyourubeidaogeliebantengtong，bushiganyiyongershang。
“咳咳……”
bainenxianxideshouzhiwozhejiubei，wennianyizhenmengke。
xiayimiao，yigewenredezhangxinfuzailetadeshoushang，qiangshijiangtashouzhongdejiubeiduoleguoqu。
“buhuihejiujiubiechengqiang。”