第一章

tingshuopingguo12shangshile,wozanlebanniandeqianzhongyuyouleyongwuzhidi。

maiwanshouji,wodadianhuayueguimiyinyinquhenaicha,xinshoujipeinaicha,juepei。

raner,woganggandaoyuedinghaodenaichadian,biankanjianleyigexiaogege。

xiaogegezhangdeyoudianshuai,gaogaoshoushou,heiseduanfa,youdianpishuaideganjue,shiwoxihuandekuan。

danshi,zheixiedoubushizhongdian。

zhongdianshi——wohexiaogegezhuangshanle!

womendouchuanleh&mdemoukuanhuiseweiyi,jiulianxiezidoushitongyipaizidanbutongxinghao。

xiaogegeyezhuyidaolezheiyidian,tataitoukankanwo,youditoukanlekanzijishenshangdeyifu,ranhouwaizhetouduiwoxiaolexiao。

gan,xiaojiuxiao,tahaichongwozhalezhayan,yikanjiushigeliaomeiguanfan。

wofeikuaidiyikaimuguang,xinqueputongluantiao。

xinghao,zheishiyinyinlaile。

wocongmangzhuaizheyinyinqumainaicha,maiwanquefaxian……dianliyijingmeiyouweizhile。

jihumeizhuodouzuomanleren,zhiyouxiaogegeneizhuokeyipinzhuo。

wohaimeishuohua,yinyinbianzhuaizhewofeikuaidizouleguoqu,“shuaige,jieyipingezhuoma?”

womomingdiyouxiejinzhang,yeditouqukanta,zhijiantalengleyixia,ranhouxiaozhesonglesongjian,“dangranbujieyi。”

keshi,huayinluoxia,taquebamuguangyidaolewoshenshang。

woshunjianyouyoudianjinzhangle。

yinyinjiangmuguangzaiwoliangshenshanglaihuidaliangyixia,xiaodao,“shuaige,nihewomenguoguotingyouyuandema,haishiqinglvzhuang~”

xiaogegekanzhewoxiaolexiao,“zheimeyouyuan,buyaogeweixindouduibuqizheiyuanfen。”

shuozhe,xiaogegefeikuaididiankailetashoujideweixinerweima,muguangzhenchengdikanzhewo,“xiaojiejie,jiageweixinba。”

jianwobantianmeifanying,yinyinlianmangandiliqialewoyixia。

wochitong,huiguoshenlai,ranernaoziyipiankongbai,jurantuokouerchu,“buhaoyisi,wo……bujiamoshengrenweixin。”

时间恍若静止。

xiaogegelengleliangmiao,ranhouxiaolexiao,“meishi,ruguoyihouhainengyujiandehua,jiusuanshishurenle,zaiyaoweixinyebuchi。”

wodiandiantou,xinliquehouhuidebudele。

guaibudeyinyinguoquzongshishuo,woyijiandaoshuaigejiunaozifangkong,zhishangweiling,woguoquzongduitazheigeshuofachizhiyibi,xianzai……

wofaxiantashuodeyidiandoumeicuo。

zheimeshuaidexiaogegezhudongguanwoyaoweixin,wojuranju!jue!le!

暴殄天物啊。

zhihou,xiaogegezuozheshuadouyin,woheyinyinmoqidimeiyoushuohua,anjingdihenaicha。

huran,yinyinyoujingyadao,“shuaige,niliangbuzhizhuangshan,shoujidouyimoyiyanga!”

woyileng,jihushixiayishidikanxianglexiaogegedeshouji——

guoran,yeshipingguo12,heise,meiyoutaoshoujiqiao。

xiaogegexiaozhekanlewoyiyan,sihuxiangyaoshuohua,woyijinzhang,laomaobingyoufanle,cengdizhanqishenlai,“woquyixiacesuo。”

shuowan,wozhuanshenluohuangertao,jiulianshoujidoumeina。