燕府炸了。
我爹炸了。
整个京城都炸了。
wodiezhizhewodebizimadao:「shangdiyiqian,zisunbabai,bailiusunishibushisha?zheizhongliangbaijushangdepeibenmaimainiyezuo?」
wotangzaiputaojiaxiadezhuyishang,kanzhetaihuilaidemanyuanzijiazhuang,chiguazituguazipi。
「wozheijiaojishizhisun。woyijingpeilebanniandeguangyin,bunengzaipeilewodehoubansheng。」
「keshiniganmanaodezheimenankan?」
「sheinankan?」wozuozhile,zhizheqiangwaima,「shitayanjinnankan,tamenyanjianankan,tamenquedezuolehuaishi,woshishouhaizhewoyoushenmenankande。」
wodieqideshoufadou:「ninini,nijiusuanxiangdajibaofu,yebugaibazijidajinqu,xianzainaochengzheiyang,yihousheijiahaiganqunijinmen?」
「meirenyaowocaihao,wojiujiajisuanpan,dengdiemeile,wojichengjiaye,chengweidangchaodiyinvhuangshang!」
wodiejuqitiaozhouxiangwochongguolai。
「nibuchengqin,woruodadejiaye,jiuyaozangsongzainishouzhong,wozhuanzheimeduojinyinyouheyong?」
wocongtaijieshangyiyueerqi,bianpaobianduo。
「dieyaoshixiangyourenjichengjiaye,dakezaiqugefuren,jiwoshengjigedidi,dengwolaoleyeyourensihou。」
xiemeitingwojiangzheixiedeshihou,chadianxiaochaleqi。
「manjingchengyezhaobudaoxiangnizheiyangdenvzile。」
我点头承认。
「woyuliusuzaizheishijianduyiwuer。」
deyiguoletou,wobeiwodieganlechulai。
xinghaowoyoudabadeyinzi,suishoubianmailezuozhaizi。
congneiyihou,wobianzhendebaxinsifanghuilezhuanqianshang。
xiemeihewoqianhoujiaochengdeqin。
tadefujunshitadagexieshenshouxiadeqidouwei。
nianqingyouweidexiaowujiang,duixiemeichixinyipian。
xiemeideniang,wodabiaogu,yejiushiguogongfurenbenbushuyiciren,xiantaweibeiguandi。
zennaixiemeixihuandejin,youyouxieshenzaiyipangzuoshuoke,zheizhuanghunshibingweiyudaotaiduozuai。
yaobushuohaishiyougegegehaoni。
tianzhidaowoyouduoxianmuxiemei。
wohelisangeyuehou,xiemeishenglegedapangguinv,xiaomingzhenzhu。
baitianneiri,woteyidazaoleyifuchunjindexiaosuanpan,kexi***nverduiqihaowuxingqu。
mouyishunjian,woturanyoulehewodieyiyangdexinqing。
wodejinsuanpan,shibushiyaoshichuanle?
xiaozhenzhuyanjingxiangxingxing,zuichunsihongyingtao,xiaoqilailianggexiaoliwo,xiaodewoxinyangyang。
xiemeibiyiqianpangleyixie,zhuyuanyurun,yiqianganbashou,xianzaidaoyoulexiebieyangfengyun。
wobuzhidaonagenjindacuole,jingranshuodao:「xiemei,woyexiangshenggehaizi。」
xiemeiyiting,lailexingzhi,「nixiangkaile?xiangzaizhaoyigefujunle?」
「bushi,biewuhui,wozhixiangyaogehaizi,nanrenjiusuanle。」
wodetiaojianbingbukeke,wohaizidedieyaozhangdehaokangezigao,shentiqiangzhuang,naozicongming。
xiemeishuo:「nizheitiaojianyijinghengaole。」
woshuo:「bugaobugao,woshiweiwojianglaidehaizizhexiang。」
xiemeibangwomouhualexujiu,weilebaomi,zuizhongjinlegong,hewanyaogongzhuyiqitiaoxuanleyimingfuhewotiaojiandexiaoshiwei,qiaomeishengerdisongdaolewofangzhong。