第1章

1.

buzhishiworenchulefengliang,lianwodeguimiyebatarenchulaile:“fengliangshilvjianchiduoleba?”

“zaiyouyiquan!”wodazhisaoleyiyanshoujipingmu。

wodexiaonaigounanyouzaishejiaopingtaitiwen。

tawen:“xianggenlaonvrenfenshouzenmeban?”

“在线等!”

“捉急!”

woshuadaozheigewenti,yiyanjiurenchulefengliangdetouxiang!

zheihaiziyidiandoubucongming,naliyourenzaishejiaopingtaiyongzijitouxiangde?

“renjiazheidoushixianggennifenshoule,nizenmemeixinmeifeide?dangshiwojiugaosuni,zheixiaozizhangdetaishuaile,yishuangtaohuayan,yikanjiushibukaopude,wanwandele,nidaohao,yixiajiuyonglewunian,”guimigenwoqitoubingjin,toushenchushuimiandeshihou,tajiuzhuajinshijianbaoyuanwo。

“nizaizheijihuajiehun,nikankanxiaobailiandoupobujidaixiangshuainizourule。”

“tashinianqianjiuzhidaonimenzhijianchabasui,haibanidiaowunian?”

wozaiguimixinbieshudeyongchiyouyouleyiquan,shanglean,naletiaodamaojinbazijishenshangdeshuimantiaosilidecagan:“xiaoxiaoqi!”

“ha?hezheshihuangdibujitaijianji?wozheishiweisheicaoxinni?”guimishanganzhihou,zaitangyishangtangxia,kaishishuashejiaopingtai。

xiaonaigoushuo:“jiushituranjuedebuxihuantatangzaiwoshenbianle,lianshenrutantaorensheng,doujuedewohaoxiangshizaijiaocha。wozaibuxiangguantashenmeshihouhuijiale,yebuxianggentataolunchishenmefan,sheiquxiwan。”

“basui,haojigedaigou,woyijingbuxiangmeitiangudingdeshenghuomoshile……”

guimiyibianshua,yibianjiwofanbaiyan:“madan,nikantazaipinglunqushuodeshenmepihua,buaijiugaifenshou,zheiyoubingba?pinglunqubushaomatazhanande。”

“zhishibuaile,youbushichugui,ganqingzheidongxi,keyiturandeai,yekeyituranbuai。”wopingjingdeshuodao。worenshifengliangdeshihou,tashiliusui,tashijiusuideshihou,womenkaishitanlianai,rujintaershisisui,woyijingsanshierle。

“nizenmeyidianyebushengqi?nibuhuihaixiangmaifangjiehunba?”guimijianzhixiangzhaodongxixuekaiwodenaodai。

“bujiehun,yeyaomaifang,wokanshangnizheigexiaoqudeyingjianle,haiyouni。”pingshibugongzuodeshihou,genguimiyiqidafashijian,yetinghaode,buranzaixiaoqulisansanbu,kankanfengjingyebucuo。

“nideqian,nizuozhu!”guimishuohua,tatingdaowodeshoujixiangle!,bumandedao:“buhuishinidexiaolvjianba?zhijielahei!”

“denghuibanwanzhengshi,huiqunadongxi,shunbianshuoqingchu。”wodiankaixinxi,guimicaidebucuo,shifengliangfade。

tashuo:“jingjie,nizainali?”

“有事找你。”

womeiyouhuifuta,jixushuazheshejiaopingtai,xiaonaigoufengliangshuo:“tabiwodabasui,zhangdeyehenhaokan,danshimeitianbiyanzhiqiankandaoderenshita,zaoshangzhengyankandaoderenshita,woyijingbuxiangkandaotale,buxiangzaijitajiyagao,yebuxiangzaiwogengemenwandehaideshihou,zongyouyigerenbutingdadianhua,faxinxi,wenwoshenmeshihouhuijia。”

pinglunliyipianmatazhanandeshengyin。

taqueshuo:“mingmingsanshiduodelaonvrenle,haitiantianyaobaobao,yaoqinqin。zhendegoule……”

guimikanbuxiaqu,huileyitiao:“nanrendoushidazhutizi,bulitaba,taxianqinvpengyoubugouzhanren,nvyouzhanrenle,tayouxianfan,shenmewanyi!”

pinglunquyipianfuhetadeshengyin。

2.

gangkaishitanlianaidediyinian,wodegongzuohenbuwending,womendouhenmang,fengliangbaozhewo,shengyinruanruande,yanlidoushiyourenfanzuideshuiguang:“jiejie,wozaojiushougouleyigerenchifan,yigerenshuiyizhangchuang,yigerendebinglengbeiwole。”

tashuo:“fanyaoqiangzhechicaixiang!lianggerenbaozaiyiqi,cainengqunuan。”

wobeitashiluludeyanjingliaodewanghusuoyi。

tashuowoshitadebaiyueguang,zhushazhi,zheicaiguoquwunian,wojiubianchengbaiqiangshangneiyidianwenzixuele?

wunianeryi,tajiupobujidaixiangyaoshuaidiaowo,youbuzhidaoruhekaikou?

fenglianghuoxuzaojiuwangle,gangzaiyiqideshihou,womenjiuyouyanzaixian,ruguojuedebuheshizaiyiqile,yaodangmianshuochulai。

jieguojiushitashangshejiaopingtaizhaodaan?

wogenfenglianggangzaiyiqideshihou,guimichuozhewodenaodaimawo:“liangjing,nishibushinaodaiyoubao?nizheishitanlianaima?nitemezheishizaiyangerzi!”

dangtakandaowomentiantianmimi,meitianshaienai,malewoyiju:“meitianshaienai,ganqingfanchekuai。”

jiaotayiyuchengchen,caiwunianeryi,tayijingkaishiyanfan。

huidaowomenyiqizuzhudefangzi,fengliangzuozaishafashang,tamianqianchajishangdedeyanhuigangli,yijingzhuangmanleyantou,tazhuanxinwanzheshouji,touyemeitai:“wohuilaideyewan,diangewaimaiba!”

“nizijidianba,woshoushiyixiadongxi!”wohuidaowoshili,nachulexinglixiang,bawodedongxiwanglimianzhuang。

fenglianggenzaiwohoumian,yizhemenkuang,yanjingbulishouji:“nizhiqianmeishuoniyaochucha!”

woshoushidongxidedongzuoyidun,jierxiangshimeiyicichuchaqianyiyang,bazijihaoburongyizhenglihaodedongxi,yiyangyiyangdefangjinxinglixiang:“woyaobanchuqule,buhuilaile,zheidifangwofuleyiniandefangzu,nijidejishixuzu。”

fenshou,neilianggezi,wozhendebuxiangshuo。

woyiweishenghuojiushizheiyang,lianggerenzaiyiqi,you**shi,**keyiruhuoshanbaofayiyangpenbobaolie。pingjingshi,xiangshifengpinglangjingdehumian。

tawanyouxideshengyinturantingxia。

wotaitou,yutajingedemouziduishang:“jiushinixiangde,fenshou!”

fengliangshenqingyijiang,nenedao:“nishuashejiaopingtaikandaole?wozhishijuede,womenxiangchudeshijianyijinghenzhangle,lianggerenzhuzaitongyigefangjianli,xiangshizuoshouyoushouyiyangxunchang,woxiang,womenzanshibuyaozhuzaiyiqi,gezilengjingyixia。”

jiuxiangshilihundelengjingqima?

wowangzheta,tayijiugenguoquyiyanghaokan,zhibuguoqingsezhinenyijingjianjianchengshu,tadewuguanbiguoqushenke,xiabashangchangchangyouqingsedehucha:“buyongkeyijieshitaiduo,buranfanerjiaowoganjuenizaiyugaimizhang!shihejiuzaiyiqi,bushihe,jiubuzaiyiqi,fenshoumeiyoushenmelengjingbulengjing。”

“niwodouzhidao,jiranbazheilianggezishuochukou,jiuyijingshijingguoshensishulvde。doushichengnianrenle,meibiyaowanyouzhizaolianneigetaolu。”

woshanzhangdeshishangyetanpan,duifangyigeweibiaoqingdoutaobuguowodeguancha,genghekuangshitongchuanggongzhenwunianzhijiudezhenbianren。

jiehun,shiwotide,taxianmengshengletuiyi。

那我就先提分手。