第二章
wodingzhemianqiandenanrenkanleliangfenzhong，renjiaqueshimeishuohua。
jiezhe，woyoutingjian：「zheinvdemamayizhipilipaladishuo，tayijuhuabushuo，gaibuhuishigeyababa？guoran，zhangdehaokandenvrenmeinanrenkendingyouquexian......」
wofanlegebaiyan，「dage，nihao。」
tutoulengleyixia，「nihao。」
zuishangshuozhe「nihao」，xinlixiangdequeshi：「yuanlaihuishuohuaa。」
tayikaikougenwogangcaitingjiandeshengyinlimaduishangle，woshuangyandunshifaliang。
nanbucheng，woshigandongleshangdi，yijuexinglaijiumomingqimiaodianliangle「duxinshu」jineng？
zheitutoujianwohuishuohua，jiukaishireqingqilai。
xinlipansuandequeshizenmechijuehu。
妈蛋的。
wobashigongchengshi，womashigeyisheng，woshidushengnv。
zaiwoershiersuineinian，wofumujiuweiwomaileyitaodafangziheyiliangsanshiwandedaibuche，zaijiashangzheixienianwotongguowangshangjiegaohuagezhongtouxianghefengmianyezanxialebushaoqian。
yaobushiyinweizhiyeyuanyin，zhengtianwozaijiali，wozhangzheiyangzhiyumeiduixiangma？！
zheinanrenyimeiqianermeimao，jingranpansuanzhexiangchiwodecaichan？
wo「zeze」yaotou，tuokouerchuyiju：「nizenmegandeya？！」
tutouyileng，「shenmezenmegan？」
woerhuabushuo，lazhewomajiuzou，「ma，biexiangle，zheirenbuheshi。」
womayilianmengbi，「zenmebuheshile？」
「tapeibushangninverwo，nikantazhangxiangweisuohaitutou，xiezipolegekulong，yuexinbuguowanhaipuxinnan，zuikeedeshitahaixiangkongshoutaobailang，tuwozhangdehaokanjiusuanle，haituwodefangzicheziheyinzi！」
woyikouqishuoleyidui，tutouyanjingdoubuganzhayixia，「ni、nizenmezhidao？」
「fengquanni，xiangqinbieguangkanbierendewaimao......」
tutoudiantou，「wozhidao，nizhangdezhendehenhaokan。」
「wodeyisi，yeyaokankannizijidewaimao。」wochaotaluchuyimobiaozhunxiannvxiao。
pengjianzheizhongxiangqinduixiangzhenshiheliangshuidousaiya，qisiwole。
huijiahouwomazhuiwenwozenmekanchulaide，woqingjizhixiazhihaoshuozijihuoyanjinjing。
dierchangxiangdeshigeyisheng，kanqilaisisiwenwenjingranshigetongxinglian，xiangzhaogenvdexinghun。
genwoxiangqindeguochengzhongkanlebuxiashihuishouji，gujishizaihuifunanpengyoudexiaoxi。
qizhongyiciwohaipiedaotadeshoujipingbaoshigezhangxiangbucuodenanren。
chenwomashangcesuo，wozhijiegenyishengtanpai，「daxiongdi，aishimeicuode，wojianyinidadanquai，zhaogenvrenjiehunquyangaizijishitongxingliandeshishi，zhihuishanghaiwuguderen。」
dengwomahuilai，kandaodebianshiyishengtongkuliutishuo「baoqian」dechangjing。
womawen：「zheiyoushishenmeyisi？」
「tashigetongxinglian，beiwokaijiele，juedingbupiannvrenjiehunle。」woyijuhuazongjie。
womahenhendengleneiyishengyiyan，zhuaizhewojiuganwangxiayichang。
「hei，wojiubuxinxiele，wodaoyaokankanzheixiesanguliupojiwonverjieshaodedoushixieshenmeniuguisheshen！」
jieguodisangenande，shigequezi......
wodagushuo：「bufangshi，kanbutaichulai。」
womaliandouheile，「wobuxia，wonveryebuxia。」