第5章 马屁的精髓

tahunshenlveguolejuliedejingluan,henkuaijiuyishidao,neibushiyigedongxi,ershiyigeren。

qixiaoyunshizaitailengle,lengdeshuibuzhe。

xiangdaomourenkendingyehenleng,tagancuijidaotadechuangshang,baotuanqunuan,haikeyijiagaiyichuangbeizi。

lujinyansuirantanhuanle,dannanrendegongnenghaishizhengchangde,liangrentiezaiyiqi,jifuxiangqin,ziranhuiyoushenglifanying。

tayouxieganga,dikeleyisheng。

qixiaoyunbingmeiyouchajuedaotadeyichang,zaitayishili,mounanshibunengrenshide。

tingdaoshengyin,talikezhengkaileyanjing,“nishibushixiangfangbianle?”

“……没有。”

“niyaoxiangfangbianle,jiutuiyixiawo,wohenjingxingde。”qixiaoyunquanzheshenti,tiedegengjinle。

lujinyanlianzuolehaojigeshenhuxi,laiyazhibugaiyoudefanying。

suiranyinrendeyouxienanshou,danganjuezijiyuelaiyuexianggehuorenle,yesuanshiyizhongbianxiangdeanwei。

qixiaoyunhenkuaijiushuizhele。

tazuoleyigemeng,mengdaobabamamahuilaile。

babashiyuanwaiyiliaoduidechengyuan,zaiyicijiuyuanxingdongzhongshizong,mamabeishangguodu,huanshangleyanzhongdeyouyuzheng。

daboyijiayifuyangtaweijiekou,bazhanletajiadefangzihecaichan,haibamamasongjinlejingshenbingyuan。

tamenbatadangyongrenshihuan,rangtazhuzaidixiashi,chicangenglengfan,zuofanzhongdejiawu,haijingchangdamata。

shangzhongxuezhihou,tajiudaoxuexiaojisu,kaoqingongjianxuelainianshu。

yuanbenyiweidaxuebiye,keyibamamajiehuijialaizhaogule,meixiangdaobeidaboxianhairuyu。

henduoshihou,tadoujuedezijichushengjiushilaishoukushounande。

但她不想死。

zhiyouhuozhe,caihuiyouxiwang。

diertian,tianhaimeiliang,qixiaoyunjiuqilaile,toutoudaochufangzuohaolezaocan。

tianhandidongde,guanjiaheyongrenqilaidedouhenwan,tamenkemeibazijidanggugong,ershidangyeni。

jintianshigeteshuderizi。

lufurendaileminzhengjudegongzuorenyuanlaihunyindengji。

tamenqilaizhihou,diyijianshi,jiushibalujinyancong“bingjiao”huandaolouxiawennuandefangjianli。

pingshilaofurenlaideshihou,tamenyezheiyang。

biaomiangongzuozuodehendaowei。

lujinyanjingshenshichang,jiusuantagaozhuang,dajiayehuidangtashizaishuofenghua。

qixiaoyunjuedetebiedefengci,danzuowei“tonghuo”,zhinengshierbujian。

wangshafaliyikao,tabaliangzhijiaogezaichajishang,hengzhexiaoqu,kezheguazi,denglufurenguolai。

tadexinligenmingjingside,lufurenzhaotazheizhongyouqiongyouchou,haizuoguolaodenvren,chulexiangyaozhangkongqiankunzhiwai,haiyouyigemude,jiushixiurulujinyan。

suoyi,tayuecubi,tayuegaoxing。

lufurendaizheminzhengjuderenlaideshihou,dishangpumanleguaziqiao,erqixiaoyunkaozaishafashangshuizhele,hulushengciqibifu。

lufurendelianshanglveguoleyisiyinlengdexiaoyi,duitade“biaoxian”feichangmanyi。

guanjiabaqixiaoyuntuixingle。

qishitayagenjiumeishui,quanshizhuangde。

kandaolufuren,taganjintiaoleqilai,yongxiuzimoqulezuijiaodekoushui。

“furenlaile,furenhao。”tadiantouhayao,yifubeigongquxidenucaixiang。

lufurenweiweiyixiao,kanqilaishifendeheshan,“haixiguanma?”

“xiguan,taixiguanle,zheiligenjianyubiqilai,jianzhishitiantang。furendedaendade,womeichinanwang,yihouyidingweifurenfutangdaohuo,zaisuobuci。”

qixiaoyunxiangnianshunkouliu,congxiaojiukanzhedaboliuxupaima,zaoyixuedaolejingsui。

lufurenxiaozhediandiantou,tayaodejiushidongshidegou。

tuikaimen,yitajinfangjian,tajiukuleyiqilai,yibabitiyibalei,“wodeer,nishoukule,kandaonizheiyangzi,woxintengdeyaominga。”

cubujifangde“biaoyan”,rangqixiaoyunjingdaile。

nanguailufurenzaiwaijiedoushizhengmianxingxiang,quankaojingzhandeyanjia!

lujinyanmianwubiaoqing,lianyisichaonongzhisedoulandepaochulai,duiyutadexuwei,zaojiuxiguanjiamamu。

qixiaoyunzhanzaipangbian,shunshiyoupaileyigemapi,“furencimuxinchang,zhaixinrenhou,shihuopusazhuanshi。shaoyenengyouninzheimehaodemuqin,shibuxingzhongdewanxinga。”

tahuayinweiluo,yigeniujiaoshuzifeileguolai,bupianbuyi,zhenghaozazhongtadeetou。

ta“aiyo”yishengwuzhutou,yipi.gudiezuodaoledishang,“tongtongtong,woyaonaozhendangle!furen,shaoyepiqizhenchaya,zuotianchadianbawoqiasi,jintianyounashuzizawo,wocailaileyitian,chadianjiusidiaole。buguo,ninfangxin,woyidinghuiyidebaoyuan,haohaodesihoushaoye。”

tashuo“sihou”lianggezideshihou,shiyaozheyade,haikeyijiazhongleyuqi。

“zhuzi”kendingxiwangtazengelujinyan。

lufurentingchulaile,lianshanglveguoyisibuyichajuedexiaoyi。

她要得就是这样。

lujinyanshenheidebingmouyouyoudeshandonglexia。

他是故意的。

zaojiubajimukantoule,yueshitaoyanqixiaoyun,jiuyuenengbataliuxialai。

suiranbuzhidaozheinvrenxinlidadeshishenmesuanpan,dantadedaolai,huoxunenggaibianxieshenme。

guanjiazaiqiangbiguashanglehongbu,henvyongyiqibalujinyantaidaolunyishangpaijiehunzhao。

qixiaoyunkandaonvyongbozishangdesijin,zouleguolai,“zhenside?”

nvyongdiandiantou,haimeikaikou,tajiuyibachexialai,xidaolezijidebozishang,dongzuoshifendeculu。

xiwan,haiziyanziyudediguleju:“bushizhenside,wokekanbushang。”

tayaobiaoxianchubaijindemoyang。

jideqidongshuoguo,youqianrenxihuanaiqiandenucai,haokongzhi。

lujinyanluchulejiweiyanedebiaoqing,liangdaonongmeijihuningjiaozaileyikuai,qishixinliduizheigenvrenyouxiehaoqile。

qixiaoyunzuodaoshenbian,talikezhaxialetou,buyuantaiqilai,wushengdefankang。

qixiaoyundengletayiyan,taishoujiuzhuazhuletahounaoshaodetoufa,tahaimeiyongliche,tadetoujiutaileqilai,xiangshizaipeihetade“jiadongzuo”。

taananyijing,nanbuchengzheijiahuoyezaiyan?

gongzuorenyuanzhuazhushiji,kakapaizhao。

zhihou,tianbiaogeanshouyin。

lujinyanzuanjinlequantoubukensongkai,qixiaoyunzhuaguolaishijingbai,danzenmedoubaibukai。

mounanchibaole,liqiguorandalehenduo。

yaoshiyanxidehua,shibushitaiguole?

tataiqimouzi,toutouchouletayiyan,tayezaikanzheta,yanlidaizheyizhongnanyixingrongdeguijuezhise。

tasihukandongle,mengdizhangkailezui……