第3章 生孩子的原因

fanyingguolaiduifangdeyisi,tongxiaomanliandandunshibiandexiuhong:“nishikeerzhi……a!”

huaweiwan,zhenggerenjiubeisaijinchexiang。

nanrenyixunleibujiyanerzhishijinlejiashiwei,yicaiyoumen,cheziyouruliebaobanhongmingerchu。

“啊,你干嘛!”

“buxiangzenmeyang?nibashiqingshuoqingchujiuhao,niweishenmeyaoshenghaizi?”

tongxiaomansaoleouzeyeyiyan,zhenzhijieshi:“zheigezhendehenimeiguanxi,jibianshiwozhendehuaiyunle,woyejueduibuhuijiuchannide,nidakeyifangxin!zanliangjiudang……yueleyipao,yihousheiyeburenshishei!”

“是么?”

ouzeyezhishidandandiwenleyiju,bianmeiyouxiawen。

zhidaochezitingzaiyijiagaodangdekafeitingqian,tacaimantiaosiliditaochushouji,diaochuyizhangzhaopianjitongxiaomankan。

dangkandaozhaopianshangbuzhuocunlvdezijishi,tongxiaomandajingshise:“nishibian-taima?jingranpaiwoguozhao!”

tashenshouquqiangnanrendeshouji,danshiduifangzhijieshoushou,shensuidelantongdingzheta:“buxiangrangnidetongxuedoujiedaozheixiezhaopian,zuihaolaoshijiaodai。”

dandandeyuqidaizhewujindeweixianzhiyi。

“nibeibi!”tongxiaomanhenhendidengzhenanren,yankuangfanhong!

tazuowanjiubugaibeitaderongmaojimihuo,jingranzhaolegezheimehouhuanwuqiongdeweixiannanren!

“xianghaozenmejieshilejiuxiache!”nanrenshuozhelvxianxiachechaokafeitingzouqu。

咖啡厅里。

chenmo,chenmo,haishichenmo……

tongxiaomanweimizheyanjingjinjindidengzhezuozaitaduimiandeneigenanren,henbudezaitashenshangdingchujigekulonglai!

ouzeyedaoshibujinbumanpinzhekafei。

duidailiewu,taxianglaiyounaixin。

genghekuangtadebabinghaizaizijishoushang,buxintabushuoshihua!

“wodaodiheniyoushenmechoua?nifeiyaozheimeduiwo!”tongxiaomanzhongyukailekou。

ouzeyelenghengyisheng,bujinbumandibakafeibeifangdaozhuozishang,xianqiyanpidanrandidao:“wobuyunxuwodejingzibeiyongdaomomingqimiaodedifang。”

tongxiaomanrenbuzhuchaotianfanleyigebaiyaner。

zuowanyebuzhidaoshisheizaizijishuolebuyongtaotaohou,helangyibanxingfendiyanjingdouliangle,xianzaikaishizhuijiutaneibaoguidejingzile?

nanrenguorandoushidazhutizi!

“ruguowogaosuni,nishibushikeyibazhaopianshandiao?”

“没问题。”

tongxiaomanxianshimomoditanlekouqi,“wojiehunle。”

ouzeyesihaodoubuyiwai,tadangranzhidaotajiehunle,erqie,tajiushitadelaogong!

“e,ninanrenbunengmanzuni?”ouzeyeweixiandimilemiyan、

tongxiaomanmianrongxiusedichuiletou,“nizuotiangenwo……yinggaizhidao,woshi……diyici,suoyi,wohewolaogong……”

“neiniweishenmeyaoshenghaizi?”

tongxiaomanchensipianke,yiguzuoqididao:“suanmingdeshuole,womenjiaxuyaoyigehaizichongxi!suoyi,wobixuzaiyinianzhineihuaiyun。”

ouzeyedaliangzhetongxiaomanqinglingchengchedeshuangyan,jinguantadeyanjingtouchewubi,ketahaishiduizheishuociyouxiehuaiyi。

“fengjianmixinniyexin?”

“xinzeyou,buxinzewu。”

“chongxi?nimenjiayoushenmesangshi?yaosirenle?”

dangouzeyedeneiyige“si”zigangyichukou,tongxiaomanmengdipaileyixiazhuozi,liansetieqing,“bizui!”

ouzeyexiayishikanxiangtongxiaoman,kanzhezheinvhaizirourouruoruode,kezheigeshihou,quezaitadeyanshenlikanchuleyizhongjueqiangdeliliang。

tongxiaomanyishidaozijitaizaiyizheige“si”zile,lijibatouzhuanxiangleyibian。

“zongzhi,duiwohenzhongyao,wobixuzaiyinianzhineishenghaizi。”

“neiniweishenmebuzhaonilaogongni?”

“wolaogong?”tongxiaomanzhuanguotoulai,bukesiyidikanzheouzeye,“jiuneitudingdelaotouer,youmeiyoushengyunengli,wodoubuzhidao!”

“秃顶的老头儿?”

ouzeyexiayishidimolemozijimaomidetouding,cumeichensi。