第一章
导语：
chuchahuilai，zhijianguoyicidexiangqinnan，buzhiweihechuxianzaiwojia，haiqiazhewodemao！
takanjianwohou，deyiyangyangdishuojiwodemaopeilezhong。
haiyifujugaolinxiadeyangzi，shuowomayijingbawopeijileta，wodeyiqiedoushitade！
womayekukoupoxinquanwo。
“zheishitawusedejihaodenaner，tadinghuihewoyibeizizaiyiqi。”
“zhiyaowoyuanyibaqianhefangzidoujiduifang，tadelaopokendingshiwo。”
xiangqinnangaogaozaishang“haibukuaiquduanchafengshui？zheishiniqianwode！”
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“xueqiubaobao，mamahuilaila！”
wogangdakaimen，jiuxiangwangrihuijiayiyanghuhuanwodebaobeimaomao。
quebuxiangjintiantameicengdaomenkouyingjiewo，fanertingdaoleyishengqilidemaojiao。
wodunshijinghuangbuyi，lianxiedoumeihuanjiuganmangchongjinwuli，zhengkandaoyigenanrenqiazhexueqiudebozi，lingyizhishouhaigaogaodejuqi，fangfoxiayishunjianjiuyaoluodaoxueqiushenshang。
woxinzhongyijin，gubudebiede，shangqiantuiletayiba，liuzhangmeiyoufangbei，diedaozaidishang。
woyibabaxueqiubaodaohuaili，tingzhetayouweiquyoukeliandejiaziyin，zhijuedexindouyaosuile。
tacoudaowodelianbian，daiyoudaocideshetouxiaoxinyiyiditianletianwo。
woyizhishoutuozhexueqiu，tuiganmangwangwaipaozhe，yibianzouyibianjiangshoujitaochulai，bodale110。
“jingchashushu，woyaojubaoyourensichuangminzhai！”
woshengyingangluoxia，jiukanjianliuzhangcongwulizhanleqilai，tamamalieliedihanleyijuchouniangmen，jiudasuanshenshouduowodeshouji。
woxiayishiduokai，paodaomenwai，bingqiezhuangdanshidikaikou“woyijingbaojingle！”
tatingdaozheihua，dunshihoucheleyixia，suihouzuiliyoubuganbujingqilai“tmdlaozishininanren，nibaonamenzijing！”
“什么男人？”
wowozheshouji，wanglinjumenkouzouqu，shengpayishibubeinanrenjiuchongguolai。
“**，wotaniangdeshinibamajinizhaodexiangqinduixiang，zanliangtemeyizhouqianhaijianleyimian。”
tamamalieliede，daoshiyebuzhejizoule，zhijiezuozailewofangzideshafashang。
“jiranhuilaile，jiujilaozidaobeishui。”
wozhanzhemeidong，zhishizhigougoudikanzheta。
tajianwomeiyoudongjing，congchajishangnaqigebeizishuaidaoledishang“nitmsile，jilaozidaoshuimeitingjian？”
“jingchashushu，yourenweixiewoderenshenanquan，wojiazaixxxiaoquqihaolouyidanyuan802。”
wozhanzaimenwai，baozhewodemaoheshouji，yifangmianjingti，yifangmianxiangzhidaozheigenanrenshizenmejindewojia！
“nibaozheneizhichushengganshenme？
yaobushinibamashuotaliangwankuaiqian，laozikendingbatadiule。”
“buguoxingkuishizhimumao，laoziqianliangtianjitapeilegezhong，daoshihoushenglezainaqumai，yourenkaiqibaqianmaini！”
tayangyangdeyidiqiaozhejiaozuozaishafashang，shenzhihaidiaoqilaiyizhiyan。
我只觉得气血上涌。
xueqiuxianzaicailiugeyuezuoyou，wobendasuanzheicichuchahuilaidaitaquzuojueyu！
jieguozheigemoshengnanrensichuangwojia，haibawodebaobeinvernaqupeizhongle？
wokanleyiyanxueqiuniandadadexiaomoyang，xinlibiezhedeyiguhuozhongyurenbuzhule。
“nishishenmewanyi，sichuangminzhai，haidongwodemao！nidengjingchaguolai，jinqufanshengjitianba！”
tatingdaozheihuacaiyouxiezheji，zhijiecongshafashangzhanqilai“chouniangmen！nigan！”
wowozheshouji“niruguoganduiwozuoshenme，wozhengzaigenjingchatonghua，daoshihounijiubushijinqudaijitianle！”
liuzhangbeihongzhu，suihoutaochushouji，botonglebuzhidaosheidedianhua。
yijietong，tajiubuganbujingdeshuoxieshenme。
zhidaoliuzhangbashoujididaowomianqian，yifudeyiyangyangdimoyang“nibamayaogennishuohua。”