zhangxuanfennudekanzhebitahaifennudefahai,wunaidao:“dashi,nidouzhidaowoshijiadele,ganmafeiyaowobaishi?”
fahaishunjianbiandeheaikeqin,wenyanxiyudao:“tuer,laonaguannigugejingqi,shenjufogu,shitianshengdishedexiufoqicaia。jiadebuyaojin,zhiyaoniketoubaileshi,jiushizhendele。”
zhangxuanmudengkoudaidikanzhefahai,xinxiangzheiheshangbianlianyetaikuaileba,“dashi,nijiuzheimekendingwoyoufogu?wanyiwomeiyouni?”
fahaixiaolexiao,quchuyicejingwendijizhangxuan,shuangshouheshidao:“amituofo,laonaqihuikancuo?niruobuxin,keyishishinianjingsongzhou,kankanshifouyouganying。”
zhangxuanbanxinbanyidinianqileyiduanfojing。meixiangdao,tagangnianlejiju,jiuganjuedaoyigunuanliucongxintouyongqi,hunshenshuchangwubi。
tajingyadikanzhefahai,fahaizemanyididiandiantou:“zenmeyang?xianzaixiangxinleba。niyufoyouyuan,zhiyaogenlaozixiuxing,jianglaibidingchengjiufeifan。”
zhangxuanyouyuleyixia,xiaoxinyiyidao:“wozhibaishi,buzuoheshang,keyibu?”
“hunzhang!ziranbuxing!”
“gaoci!”zhangxuanjiangjingwenrengjifahai,niutoujiuzou。
“zhanzhu!”fahainuhou。
“gansha?”zhangxuanbunaifandao。
fahailiansebiandekuxixi,weiqudezhizheshouzhongdejingwen,“nibawojingshunongpole,peiqian!”
zhangxuangandaoshijieguanzaibengta,kanzhelaoheshangdedalian,yiwendao:“fahai,nizuoheshangshiteme**ba?zhuyeshipengci,bianlianxueyuanbiyedeba?”
“少废话,赔钱!”
“没钱!”
“meiqianjiuketoubaishi!”
“xiuxiang…aiyou**…nizenmedaren…a…”
zhangxuannuji,henji,tongji。
qieyutouxiangbuzaifahaishouxiayidianyongmeiyou,beizheilaoheshangyibajiuzhuazhulejiaohuai,daotizheyidunmengti。
“bujingshizhang,gaida!chuyanbuxun,gaida!yuyaoxiechenghun,gaida…”
fahaijiaoxiabutingmengti,kouzhongnaixinjiaohui。
“wocuole…biedale…”
“haiburencuo,tisini!”
“shifu…a…tueryuanyike…atou…”
fahaiwenroudejiangaitufangzaidishang,cixiangdexiaozhe,diantoudao:“xuankong,guaituer,kuaiketou,weishidengbujile。”
zhangxuanxinlijianglaoheshangmalegegouxuelintou,cadiaozuijiaoyichudexueshui,qurudeguidaozaidi,daizhekuyindao:“shifuzaishang,qingshoutueryibai!”
“yigezenmegou,woyaoshige,abu,ershige!daixiangde!haha…”
“咣…咣…”
“laotulv,nijiuxiaoba,zaowanlaozibanidenaodaidangmatong!”zhangxuanyibianketou,xinzhonghenhendefashi…
…
jinshansililinghushanbusuanhenyuan,gezhejizuoshantou,dayueyougebaishililu。
fahaidaizhezhangxuanjiaqiyituanxiangyun,zhayanjianjiuhuidaolesinei。
zhangxuangenzhefahaijinlesimiao,kandaolimianyouxuduoheshangzhengzaisongjingdazuo。
fahaijiangtajieshaojizhongsengrenshi,ranhoulingzhetalaidaoyijianxiangfang,zhizheyizhangchuangshuodao:“yihounijiuzhuzaizheili,meitianzaoqiliangong、songjing。”
zhangxuanyilianwunaidikanzheneizhangyingbanchuang,xinxiangzheixiakecanle。
zheishi,fahaiyoudijitayibenhouhoudefojing,“zheishiweishiteyiweinizhunbeide,haohaoyandu。”
zhangxuanjieguofojing,fankaiyikan,zhijianshangmianmimimamadedoushikedouwen,tayigeziyekanbudong。
“zheidoushixieshenmea?shifu,wokeburenshizheixiezi。”
fahaiheiheiyixiao,“meiguanxi,manmanxuema。congjintiankaishi,niyaobeisongzheibenfojing,mingtianwohuijiancha。ruguobeibuchulai,jiumeidefanchi!”
说完,转身离去。
“woxue,woxuenidayegezhuazhua!lianbenzidiandoumeiyou,wozenmexue?shalv!”
zhangxuanhenhendemazhe,jiangfojingrengdaoyibian,quchu《wanjiexuangong》yanjiuqilai。
xianzaishijianchongzule,zhangxuandasuancongtouzixiyanduxiulian,“heng,yaoshilaozilianchengshengong,zoufahai,dunbaimao,duile,xiaoqingzhenpiaoliang,qule!heihei…ai,yebuzhidaohainengbunenghuidaoyuanlaideshijie…”
yizhicanwudaoshenye,zhangxuanyaoyaotou,zichaodao:“shangxuedeshihouyemeizheimeyonggong,buranhoulaijiubuzhiyuhunshehuile,ai,shuijue!”
tangzaichuangshang,mimihuhutingdaoyourenzaierbianlengxiao,xiaoshengyinsen**,lingrenmaogusongran。
“谁?”
zhangxuanmengdiqishen,dunshidengdaleshuangyan,jingqidedaliangzhesizhou。
tafaxianzijiyijingbuzaizijidefangjian,ershipiaofuzaiyipianguiyidexingkongzhong。
xingkongshenchu,youyikeshanyaozheqiyiguangmangdexingqiu。zhangxuanbuyouzizhudibeineikexingqiusuoxiyin,fangfoyouyizhongshenmideliliangzaizhaohuanzheta。
yushi,tabuyouzizhudichaozheneikexingqiufeiqu。
raner,dangtazhujiankaojinneikexingqiushi,quejingyadifaxianxingqiubiaomianjingranchuxianleyigejudawubideheidong。
zheigeheidongshenbujiandi,wanruyizhizhengningdejushouzhangkaixuependakou,sanfazheqiangliedetunshiqixi。zhangxuanxinzhongyongqiyiguqiansuoweiyoudekongju,tapinmingzhengzha,shitutaolizheigekepadeheidong。danwuluntaruhenuli,shentidouwufadongdanfenhao,zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhezijimanmandibeiheidongtunshi。
“zaijianlexiaoqing,woyaosile…”zhangxuanninanzhe,henqiguaiweishenmezijilinsiqian,huixiangqineigezhijianguoyimiandesheyao…
jiuzaizhangxuanjijiangbeiheidongtunshideshunjian,turan,yidaoyaoyandejinguangcongtadeti**chu。
zheidaojinguangmingliangercuican,youruyilunjinsedetaiyang,xunsuhuijuchengyicengqiangdadebaohuzhao,jiangtajinjindibaoguoqilai。
“zheishi……《wanjiexuangong》?”
zhangxuanyoujingyouxi,likeyishidao,zheidaojinguangkenenglaiziyutaxiuliande《wanjiexuangong》。
jinguangyuheidongxianghukangheng,fachuzhenzhenhongmingsheng。heidongsanfachudetunshiqixiyuelaiyueqiang,jiazazhezhenzhenguiyidesihousheng,sihuyaojiangyiqiedoutunmei。
danjinguangtongyangbuganshiruo,buduanshifangchuqiangdadenengliang,yuheidongzhankaiyichangjingxindongpodejiaoliang。
jingguoyifanjiliedezhengdouhou,jinguangzhongyuzhanjushangfeng,jiangheidongjianjianqusan。suizheheidongxiaoshi,zhangxuanyezhongyutuolileweixian。
zheishi,neidaojinguangkaishishandong,zuihoumanmanhuazuoyigelaotouer。
zheigelaotouerhefatongyan,shenshangchuanzheyijianhualidesengpao,rangrenshuobuchushichuchentuosu,haishibulunbulei。
zhangxuandingjingyikan,dunshidajingshise:“shini!”
yuanlai,zheigelaotouerzhengshidangchusongjita《wanjiexuangong》,bingzuzhoutazaoleipideneigeshenjingbing!cike,zhangxuanxinzhongchongmanleyihuohejingti,buzhidaozheigelaotouerjiujingshishenmelaili。
“heihei,xiaozi,xiaoqingshisheia?linsihaixiangzheta?”
老头儿嬉皮笑脸道…