第1章 相亲走错桌

modoushi,yijiagaodangkafeitingnei。

guzezhanzaimenkouzuoguyoupan,kanjianyimingchuanzhehongqunzidenvhaihou,lijizouleguoqu,“nihao,wojiaoguze,laixiangqinde。”

tagezihengao,dayueyouyimiba。

shangshenchuanzheduanxiuchenshan,xiashenchuanzheniuziduanku。

wuguanjunxiu,faxingpiaoyi,youdianxiangmanhualimiandenanzhu。

“xiangqin?”nvhaimingxianlengleyixia。

“yangfangkafeiting,xiawusandian,hongsezhangqun,bushinima?”guzenachushoujiliaotianjilu,muguangdaliangzheyanqiandenvhai。

gaobiliangdayanjing,jiuhongsezhangfapijianerxia。

daizhejinsiwukuangyanjing,youchunyouyu。

身材也十分**。

qianqianxiyaoyingyingyiwo,shuangtuibaixixiuzhang。

xiangzheizhongtianpingjibiedemeinv,jingranyehuichulaixiangqin?

zaitadepangbian,haizuozheyimingchuanzheshishangdenvhai。

qishixiangzheiyanglianduifangmingzihezhangxiangdoubuzhidaodexiangqin,guzemeigeyueyaojinglishiciyishang!

fumucuihundejiliechengdu,youshihourangtayiweizheishijieshangdenianqingnvxingkuaiyaomiejuele,zaibuzhuajinjiuyongyuandouqubudaolaopole!

“wojiaoguze,bendiren,gaozhongxueli,jiaoquyouyitaoliangjushi,hefumutongzhu,nianxinliuwan,shentijiankangwubuliangshihao。”guzeyiruwangchangdefuyan,yanxingjuzhijianwubutouluchuyigexinhao,woshilaizougeguochangde。

chuanzheshishangdenvhaiwenyanxiaochulesheng,“jiunizheitiaojian,nengzaimodoushihuoxiaqujiubucuole,jingranhaiganhouzhelianpichulaixiangqin,yaoshizhenyounvhaikanshangni,yidingshixialeyan!”

“sisi,biezheiyangshuo。”yelingxuekanletayiyan,xiwangtanengzhuyixiayanci。

zhousisibuyiweiran,angzhetouqingmiededaliangzheguze,“wozhishishuochuleshihua,bujinjinshita,guoneinianshourudabudaobaiwande**si,doubupeiqulaopo!”

“sisi!guofenle!”yelingxuelianseyibian,mingxianyoulejifenbuyue。

guzemeitouweizhou,congtashenshangxiudaolehennongdenvquanqixi。

yiqianzhizaiwangshangkandaonvquanzhidianjiangshan,meixiangdaoxianshishehuizhendeyouzheizhongren。

真是开了眼界!

dan,zijijueduibushineizhongaidaaimabuhaikoudewonangren!

“yanjieneimegao,nidetiaojiankendingyebucuoba?”guzewendao。

“modoushibendiren,jialisantaofang,fumudoushijituangaoguan,jiatingnianshouruguoqianwan。”

“zheiweijiugengbudelele,zaiquanguoyongyoujishitaofangchan,guangtangchenyipinjiuyousantao,mingxiashijilianghaoche,zuibianyidedoushibaiwanqibu,nianjiqingqingjiuchuangbanleyijiaxinnengyuanshangshigongsi,nianzhuanbaiyi!”

zhousisimanlianzixindexiaorong,youyueganjihuyaoyichulai。

zaiyelingxuedemianqian,tadeyouxiubuzhiyiti。

kefangyanzhenggehuaxia,tadetiaojianzuyimiaoshabaifenzhijiushijiudenanxing!

danhenkexi,guzejiushuyuhanjiandebaifenzhiyi!

“jiranruci,neiwodezhongxinjieshaoyixiazijile!”

“wosuiranzhiyougaozhongxueli,danbiyehouyizhinulizixuenengyuanxue,muqianyijingzhangwolejimenlingxianguojidezhuanyejishu。”

“baoshouguji,suibianyimenjishujiujiazhiqianyi!”

guzezuozhishenti,haobushiruodezhushizheliangrendeshuangyan。

meiyourenheshanduo,meiyoubandiandanqie。

youneierwaidezixin,yishijianrangliangrenlengzhule。

“neinidaoshishuoshuokan,niyanjiudefangxiangshishenme?”zhousisishuangshouhuanbaozaixiongqian,qingmieyixiao。

gaozhongxuelizixuenengyuanxue,jianzhishishijieshangzuihaotingdexiaohua。

genghekuangpangbianjiuzuozhenengyuanjiededaniu,suibianshitanjiju,jiuzhidaozhenjiale。

“lidianchijishu。”guzeshuodao。

“zheisigezijiujiazhiqianyi?”zhousisifanlegebaiyan。

“putongdelidianchijishuyuanli,shichongdianshidianzihuicongyinjichuantougelimoxiangyangjiyidong,bingzaiyangjibuhuoyigedianzijinxinghaiyuanyidong,congerdadaochunengdexiaoguo。”

“danwoduchuangdenieqingzhuanhuanjishu,dangdianzichuantougelimoshi,huixingchengyoulitaidianjiezhi,jianshaoneizu,zengqiangchuantouxing,congerbuhuogengduodedianzi!”

“shuodetongsuyidian,jiushichongdianhuigengkuai,chunenghuigengduo,donglihuigengqiang,bingqiedianchineicunzaidaliangdeyoulitaidianjiezhi,suoyijibenshangbuhuifashengziranhuozhebaozha。”

guzeshuowanyihou,miandaiweixiaodekanzheliangren。

qishitagangcaijieshaodeshihoumeiyousahuang,zhibuguoyinmanleyijianshiqing,biyehouhuodeleyikongjianheikejixitong。

zhiyaowanchengxitongfabuderenwu,jiunenghuodesuijideheikejihuozhededaoqitajiangli!

ertabenshenjiushigejishuzhai,ziconghuodexitonghou,biantiantianzhaizaijialigaoyanjiu。

zheilidianchijishu,suiranzhishixitonglizuidijidejishu,dangfangyanquanqiu,jueduichengdeshanggaibianshidaideheikeji!

zhousisidangchanglengzhu,zenmeyemeixiangdaoguzejiangneimezhuanye。

youneimeyishunjian,fangforangtayouhuidaoledaxue,jiaoshouzaishangmianjiangzhegaoshuti,ertazaixiamianrenzhentingjiang。

mingmingmeigezidoutingdongle,danshizuhezaiyiqi,lengshimeimingbaishenmeyisi。

“xiaoxue,tayinggaishizaihushuobadaoba?”zhousisixianranbeihuzhule,danyelingxueshinengyuanxueboshi,kendingnengyiyankanchuanzhenjia。

“tameiyouhushuo,nieqingzhuanhuanjishuyizhishiqianyankejigongsiyanjiudefangxiang,sheiyaoshinenglvxianzhangwozheimenjishu,sheijiunengqiangxiankaiqixiayigeshidai!”yelingxuemuguangzhuozhuodezhushizheguze。

hezhousisiyiyang,tabenlaiyemeidanghuishi,zhidangshiyigeputongrenweilemianzichuiniubale。

kegangcaineifanhua,jueduishizhuanyezhishijiqizhashicainengshuochulaidehua。

dunshi,duiguzechanshenglenonghoudexingqu。

“neineinei……neijiusuantanengshuodechulai,yebudaibiaotazhendezhangwolezheimenjishua,xingxuzhishicongwangshangchaolaidejishulilunni?”zhousisijixuzuiying。

daobushibuyuanyichengren,ershitawufaxiangxin。

yigegaozhongbiyehouzixuenengyuanxuederen,nengbishuoshibiye,beiyuweinengyuanxuetiancaideyelingxuehaiyaolihai。

这肯定不可能!

“woyaoshinengzhanshichuzheimenjishu,zenmeban?”guzexiaoyinyindekanzheta。

“niyaoshizhenyouzheimelihai,woxiangnidaoqian,guixialaixiangnidaoqiandouxing!”zhousisijiaoxiaodao。

“xing!genwolaiba。”guzezhuanshenxiangkafeitingwaizouqu,zhanzaileyiliangxinnengyuanchemianqian,“zheiliangchededianchijiushiyonglenieqingzhuanhuanjishu。”

“nishuoshijiushilema?ganbuganbachekaidaoxiaoxuedegongsi,neiliyouzuizhuanyedejianceshebei。”zhousisishuodao。

“youhebugan?”guzedadafangfanghuiying。