第1章奇葩相亲局
“womenjiajinibaqianbadecaili，nidepeijiayebuyongtaiduo，wozaishiquneitaofangzihaimeizhuangxiu，zhiyaonijiayuanyitaoqianzhuangxiu，womenmashangjiukeyijiehunzhujinqu。”
jiranjibuqingchuzheishizijidijicibeijiejiebizhexiangqinle，mianduizheiyangdeqipanan，tahainengdandingdijixuhekafei。
“zhuangxiuduoshaoqian？”tafenminglianzhengyandoumeijiguoneigenanren。
“zhuangxiugongsiqukanguole，yingzhuangruanzhuangyiqidagaixuyaosiwushiwanba，nifangxin，hunhounimashangkeyilinbaoruzhu。”
jiranzhishidianlediantou，tayijingzhidaoduifangshishenmerenle。
nanrenquehuicuoleyi，yiweijiranshitongyile，“hunhouwomenjiushifuqile，ziranshixuyaotonggangongkude，fangziyiqizhu，fangdaiwomenyeyaoyiqihai，meirenmeiyuewuqianwu，danshifangzishiwodehunqiancaichan，kendingshibunengjianimingzide。
duile，wobamanianjidale，xiwangzaodianbaosunzi，qingnizhuyiyidingyaoshisunzi，ruguoshenglenverdehua，shiyaoyizhishengdaoerziweizhide。youhaizizhihouwoxiwangninengzuogequanzhitaitai，bijingwobamayangwozheimedaburongyi，nizaijiazuojiawu，womeigeyuejinihehaizihaiyouwobamayiqiliangqiankuaiqianshenghuofei，zheiyijingshihendayibiqianle，suoyibaohanhaizidenaifenheshuidianha，yihoujiuwolaiyangnile。danshinideneibufenfangdaihaishiyaobangwojixuhaide，yinweiwomenshitonggangongkudefuqi。”
jirandiyicijuede“tonggangongku”zheilianggezizheimedaoweikou。
“baoqian，womeixingqudangnijiadaotieqiandebaomu！”jiranrenzhulewangnanrenlianshangpokafeidechongdong。
nanrenquepaizhuozizhanqilai，zhizhejirandebizidao：“nidouershiliusuile，dalingshengnvyige，xiangwozheiyangyueruguowandegaozhiliangnanxinghaiyuanyilaigennixiangqin，nibuzhizu，haizheimezhigaoqiang，dangzijishishibajiusuidexiaoguniang，xiangboboni？”
jiranlengchiyisheng，“laoniangershiliusuizenmele？chiguonijiadamifanma？baqianbahuansishiwuwan？wanergaolidaidejiannidouyaohannizushiyeba？haishengerzi，shenggexiangnizheiyangdewanyierchulaidiurenxianyanma？cizhilehaiyaomeigeyuehaiyaoyiqihaifangdai，meishourunashenmehai？nikezuogerenba！”
nanrenwenyanhuranbaoqi，duanqizhuoshangyibeiguntangdekafeizhijiewangjiranlianshangpoleguoqu，“jilianbuyaoliandechouponiang！”
jiranxiayishitaishouyaodang，quehurantingdaozijishenqianchuanlaiyisheng“aiyo！”
tanakaishou，zhijianyimingbaifacangcangdelaoyezidangzailezijishenqian，zheihuierlaotouyijingtangzaidishang，“dahuoerkuailaikana，yourendalaotoule！”
jiranjinghuyisheng：“baiyeye！”
jirancengjingzaijiejiezuzhudexiaoquligenzheiweilaoyeziyouguoyimianzhiyuan，dangshibaiyeyezhenggengelaotaitaitanjiaoyi，laotaitaishoulinayigehongmanaozhuozi，pianlaoyezishuoneishichuanjiazhibao——hongfei，mantianyaojia。yibanrendequefenbianbuchulailiangzhedechabie，danshijiranbenyanniandedoushizhubaozhuanye，yiyanjiukanchudongxibuduijing，dangjitingshenerchushipolepianju，chadianbeineilaopozinaopolexiang。
baiyeyeduitashifenganji，ziwojieshaoyifanhoujiuyaoqingjiranchifan，jiranxiejuelebaiyeyedehaoyi。
shihou，neigelaotaitaimanxiaoquzhuizhejiranmaleyigexingqi，haiweixieyaorangzijideersunzhaojirandemafan，jiejiejiaoxuntayihoushaoguanbierendexianshi。
jiranmianshangdaying，danshigenbenmeihouhuizijizuodeshi。
zhihoujiranmeizaijianguobaiyeye，meixiangdaoliangrenzaicijianmianhuishizaizheizhongqingkuangxia。
“woxiansongninquyiyuan。”jiranzhaohulelianggekanrenaoderenguolaibangtafuqibaiyeye，linzoushihaibuwanghuitoujinggaoneigeqipanan，“nijiwodengzhe！”
yanxiabaiyeyedeshentiyaojin，dengtengchushoulai，yidingbuhuirangzheigegoudongxiyouhaoguozichi！
jiranqizhexiaodianlvtuozhebaiyeyewangyiyuanqudelushang，wenta，“ninzenmehuizaizheier？”
“aiyo，haotenge，tengsiwozheibalaogutoule。”baiyeyezhiguhutong，genbenbudajirandehua。
jiranyebuzhuiwen，ningjinchebashou，yizuikuaidesudubabaiyeyesongdaofujinyiyuan。
daoyiyuanguashanghaohou，gongzuorenyuanrangtayujiaoyiqiankuaiqianzhenliaofei，jirandakaiweixinqianbao，henganga，qianbugou......
tajinniancaiyanjiushengbiye，zheigeyuegangquedingleliuxiaorenjiao，diyigeyuegongzihaimeifaxialaini。
baiyeyesishikanchuletadekunjiong，“ranran，wojiwosunzidadianhuajiaotalaijiaoqian。”
jiranyaotou，“baiyeye，ninshiyinweiwocaishoushangde，zhenliaofeibuyinggairangninjialirenchu。”
takeyixianxiangbanfajieyidian。
baiyeyeanzhujirandeshou，shenmiyixiao，“fangxinba，tabuhuijieyide。”
jiranheji，baiyeyeyintashoushangzongyaorangtajialirenzhidao，dengtajiarendaohou，shuomingqingkuang，peilidaoqian，bangdianfudezhenliaofei，denggongzifaxialaimashangjiuhaijibaiyeyejialiren。
baiyeyeneitouyijingbotongledianhua，“woshoushangle，daoanchengeryuanjiaofeidatinglaijiaoqian。“
meijiduimianrenhexunwendejihui，zhijieenduanledianhua。
buguoshifenzhong，yigeshencaiqizhang，xiangmaoyingjundenanrenchuxianzaishoufeidatingmenkou。
jibianyiyuanlaiwangxingrenzhongduo，jiranhaishiyiyanjiukandaoleneigenanren，zaizhongrenzhong，taxiandefenwaiyaoyan、duomu。
tahaiconglaimeizaixianshishenghuozhongjianguozhangdeneimefengshenjunlangdenanren，jiranyishiyouxieshishen。
zhidaotazoudaobaiyeyehejirangenqiantingzhu，jiranzheicaihuiguoshenlai。
“junyi，zheishijiran。”baiyeyejieshaodao。
baijunyiqueliansaodoumeisaotayiyan，zhuyilizhizaiyeyeshenshang，jiantadelianheshoubeihongzhongfanbai，haiweiweizhongqi，qinglengdelianshangshunjianyoulenuyi。
buguozaiyeyemianqian，taweilushengse，ershixianqujiaolezhenliaofei，hushiguolailingbaiyeyequzhenliaoshi。
jirangangxianggenguoqu，“zhanzhu。”baijunyijiaozhuta。