xianzaibietiranglaobangaokantayiyanle，budongshoudatajiuxietianxiedile。
bu，tabunengzuoyidaibi，tayaobadangzhelaobanheerzidemianbanhuiyiju，zhaohuilianmian。
bujinbidefangshiganxinqianxiaxiushu，shuobudinghainengeshangtajiliangyinzi。
思及此。
zhoulaotaiqishen，congtangwupaodaoleyuanzilimianzaiciyi**zuoxia，paizhedatuichezhesangzihao：“dajiahuo，kuailaipingpingliai！”
“tafangshijiajinwozhoujiashinian，woshitaoxintaofeiduitahaoa，tafeidanbulingqing，hainvedaiwodesunzi，wozuobuguoxintenghaizi，shuoletajiju，tajiujiwofancailimianxiadu，haidewocongqiantiantudaojintian，nimenbuxinkeyiwenzhaolangzhong，tanengzhengmingwojiushichilefangshiduanlaidefancaicaizhongdude。”
“buxinglebuxingle，youyaotule，yue~yue~，yaoshilaopoziwosile，dajiakedeweiwotaohuigongdaoa。”
weiguandezhaolangzhongjiandingdedianlegetou：“queshiruci，woyijingjizhoujiasaozikailesantiandeyao，haishimeiyoukongzhizhudusu。”
hongshandongcunderendaduoshitongzong，shihentuanjiede。
jiandaozijiarenbeiyigewailaixi，haishitamenkanbuqidexicunjiaguolaidewailaixiqifu，ziranfenfenkaishidabaobuping。
“haiyoutianlima？haiyoulvfama？”
“baoguanba，bazheidufusongquchilaofan。”
“songtayigezenmexing，yaosongjiuzheijiazidiaominquansongjinqu，ganpaodaozanmendongcunlainaoshi，zhenshifanletianle。”
fanglaotaijile，yigejingerdeyaotou：“bushide，bushide，shiwomennverbeitamenzhoujiabideshangdiaoxunsi，womenzheicaiganlaide，womenbushilaizhaoshide。”
keshitadejieshihenkuaibianbeiyanmeizaiyipianzhoumashengzhong，genbenmeiyourentingta。
fanglijianfanglaotaixianxiebeijiyun，shangqianyibuwozhuletadeshouanfudao：“niang，biedanxin，wolaichuli。”
zidanfeidechabuduole，xianzaigaitachushoule。
演戏嘛，谁不会呢。
fangliyunnianghaoqingxu，kanzhekuaiyaoousidezhoulaotaimanlianchanhuideshuodao：“douguaiwoyishichongdong，shanghailepomu，nimenyaosongwoquguanfu，woren！”
zhoulaotaiyitingfanglishuoyaorenzui，ganoudegenglaijingerle。
fanglipieletayiyanjixuduiweiguanderenshuo：“keshiwopomuxianzaidoukuaiyaoousile，woqiuqiunimenxianjiurenba，rangwokanzhepomupinganwushi，wojiugenzhenimenquguanfulingzui。”
zheishi，congweiguanderenqunzhongzouchulaiyigeren，shidongcundezhoulizheng。
“shuodebucuo，xianjiuren，fanzhengtamenxianzaizaizanmencun，yepaobule。”
lizhengdoufahuale，dajiaziranshitingde。
yourentiyirangzhaolangzhongzailaikankan，kefangliquejihongleyan：“zhaolangzhongdeyao，wopomudouchilesantianle，yidiandoumeiyouyong，guangshiganoudusudoutubuchulai。”
“那就灌大粪！”
“dui，duidui，dafenzuishicuitule，yiqiancunliyourenwushiduyaoshihou，doushiguandafenguanhaode，zhoujiasaozizheizhengzhuangdousantianlebunengdangele。”
huayingangluo，rexinchangderentileyitongfenshuizouleguolai，bijingguanfenzheizhongshi，jiniannanyu，sheidouxiangkanrenao。
fanglixinlimomojirexinchuzhuyiderendianlegezan。
“bu……buzhiyu，rangzhaolangzhongzaijiwokaidianyaogujijiuhaole。”zhoulaotaiwuzhebizidao。
“pomu，mingyaojin，erxiqinzijininguan。”
manmandeyipiaofenshui，beifangliduanzaishoulichaozhezhoulaotaidezuibianjiusongleguoqu。
fanglaotaizhenjingzhiyulazhefangtaoanzhulexiangyaopaodezhoulaotai。
“qinjia，zuobuguoshiyipiaofen，daihuinituchulaijiuhaole。”
yaoshizhoulaotaichenggongjiangdusutuchulai，meilexingmingzhiyou，daoleyamennverdezuishuobudingyenengpandeqingyixie。