第1章

mujiada**baiwuliaolaidetangzaichuangshang,gangxiwanzao,chuanzhefensexiaodiaodai,baixidedatuizaichuangyanyihuangyihuangde,toudingdeshuijingdadengzhaoyaozhe,woshiliyangrongditanshangdeqianyingyeyihuangyihuangde。

muxizuilidiaozhegehuanggua,heguimililelefazheyuyinxinxi,kouchimohubuqing。

“ben**gangtaodaoyishuangxinxie,rangnikaikaiyan!”

lilelekanzhemujiada**yikouqifaguolaideshijizhangtupian,yikanzheijiashijiuzhidaobubianyi。

一个字,夸就得了!

“muda**,zheiyoushimushushufeijinxinsitaonihuanxinde?zheixiekanzhejiujiazhibufei,nalishiwodengxiaoshiminnengjiandaode?nikanzheixiaofenzuanha……”

mujiada**yilianaojiao:“suannishihuo!wogennishuo,zheishuangxiewokedingshanghenjiule……”

lilelezhaolinazheshoujifangzaiyibian,dengshifenzhongguoqule,neibianmeileshengyin,caiyoukaishishuohua:“niyoushuashenmexiaoxinsile?mushushuzuijinbushimangzhehuzhouneipiyanghaoma?wobadouchuchale。”

muxiqingcuideyiyao,bianchihuangguabiandahaha:“lele,wogennishuo,nianqingrenbuyaomangzheshiyehexuexi,xiaogegetabuxiangma?”

“哦。”

“nishishuonagexiaogege?”

“tiyuxueyuandelanqiuduiduizhang?faxueyuandejinyuxixuezhang?haishibiaoyanxidexiaonaigoudidi……”

这天简直没法聊了。

“xinglexingle,biwojiaxiaolaotouhailuosuo,jiejiefumianmoqule。”

budengtaguaduan,erbiandeshengyinyizhixiangzhe:“xier,nibuweiziji,yedeweishushuayizhexiang,bushishuonizheiyangbuhao,wozhidaonishishenmeyangderen,danninengbunengnachuyidianzhuixiaogegedeshijian,quhaohaotishengziji……”

“喂?喂?”

“xinhaobuhao,mingtianjianha!”

gangguawandianhua,yichumenjiukanjianmenkouyilianbaguademutaitai,liangyanmaozheguang。

“xier,sheidedianhua?nanpengyou?daihuilaibabamamajianyijian?”

muxiyijingershiyile,suiranzheiliangniantanguobushaonanpengyou,dantaconglaimeidaidaofumumianqianjianguomian。

shuozhibaiyidian,tagenbenbujuedeneishitanlianai,zhishixianghetamenjiechujiechu,jiaogepengyou,jieguodaozuihoutamendoulaizhezijibufang,bazijizhengdexianggefuxinhan。

benlaijiushima,meigerenshenshangdouhuiyouyixieshanguangdiandeya,muxiyinzhezheixieshanguangdianhetamenjiechu,jiubeirenshuochengshitanlianai,zijijieshibierenhaibuxiangxin,mingmingjiushichigefanliaoliaotianeryima。

“qinaidemami,nihaibulejiewoma?woyounanpengyou,kendingdaihuilainihelaobakandema!”

mutaitaiyiliancixiangdekanzhehuailisajiaodenver,pailepaitabaixidexiaolianer:“haole,xialouchifanba!”

gangmangwanhuijiademuxianshengkanzhejiaoqilouzhekeaidexintouroudehuamian,zuijiaoyebuzijuedishangyang。

muxikandaoganghuijiadelaoba,zuijinqueshicangsangleyidian,xiangqileledehua,xinlibujueyoudiannanshou。

muzhichenggangyizuoxia,beihoujiuyouyishuangruanmianmiandeshouzaitajianshangqingqingrouniezhe。

“laoba,niduoxiuxima!qianshizhuanbuwande,nihelaomachuqulvlvyouma!”

muzhichengkanzheyilianhaiziqidenver,yeburenxingufutayipianhaoyi,renzhegongsilideshiqingmeishuo,zhishijiexiatadehua。

“wojiaxier,zuitenglaobale!”

muxizhuanzheyanzhu,kanleyiyanzhengzaiduancaidelaoma,dashengshuodao:“babamamadoushixierdexintourou!”

mutaitaijiaochendikanleyiyanxiaojilinggui,jixuquduancaile。

“nimenganjinquxishou,yaochifanla!”

kanzheyidayixiao,liwanroudeyanjiaogengjiarouhe,wubiqingxingshangtianjiletayigexingfumeimandejiating。

“duile,xier,luoxunjintiandadianhuajiwole,tingnixishushushuo,tamenjiazuijinyaohuiguole。”

muxinakuaizideshoudunledun,meishenmebiaoqingdishuodao:“e。”

liwanroujialeyikuaizixiaochaohuangniuroufangzaitawanli,pailepaitadelian:“nizheihaizizuijinzenmehuishi?yitiqiluoxunjiuzheifuyangzi,nixiaoshihoubushizuixihuangenzaitahoumianma?haishuozhangdayihouyaojiaji……”

muxiyixiangdaoshangxueqixiluoxunquxuexiaozhaota,jiuyoudianhunshenbuzizai:“wochibaole,xianshangloule。”

liwanroukanzhetameizenmedongdefan,haishiyiwanmande:“zheihaizi,youzenmele?fandoumeichijikou……”

muzhichengzhouzhemei:“zheiyatou,buhuishixuezhenineiyitao,jianfeiba?”

xiangdaoshenme,qishenbaxiaochaohuangniuroujimuxidewanlihualeyiban,congcongduanzhewanshanglelou。

“你就惯着她!”

liwanrouzuishangshuozhe,xinliyeshizhendexintengnver,haizaixiang,zijishibushiguodushencaijiaolv,yingxianghaizile?

楼上。

muxiyinzhecanzhuoshangtiqideneigemingzi,meishenmexinqing。

“xier,babanengjinlaima?”

muxiwanghoukanleyiyan,zheixiaolaotou,toudoushenjinlaile,haiduowenyiju。

daodishiburenxin,muxiqishenqujiemuzhichengdewan,liangrenshangletiantai,zheishitamendemimijidi。

“xier,nibieshengmamadeqi,tayedanxinni……”

muxibawanlidehuangniuroujialeyikuaizijilaodie,tawanliquanshiqingcai。

youqiwulidibalazhewanlidefancai,mingmingneimekekou,jiushichibuxia。

“womeishengmamadeqi。”

muzhichengbanverjideniurouchile:“youyoushenmebukaixinde?babadainihedianer?”

muxibuzhidaozenmekaikou,xianglehenjiu,henrenzhendikanzhemuzhicheng:“laoba,nihexishushuxianzai,guanxihaihaoma?”

muzhichengmeixiangdaomuxihuiwenzheige,zhuantouyixiang,ganggangyeshizijialaobaobeishuoqixijia,zheigexiaobaobeicaibiandexinqingbuhaode。

“womenliangjiadejiaoqinghaiyongshuoma?xijiazenmele?”

kanzhemuxiyiyanbufa,muzhichengzhejilewandoumeifangwen,yiwanfanyangyangsasasaleyidi。

“shuohuaya,xier,tamenqifunile?”

muxixiangqineitianzaixuexiao,lianshangyoudianhonghongde,munedidianlediantou:“ng,a……”

kanzhejidemanliantonghongdelaoba,muxiyebuzaimanzhe,shengyinxiaodegencangyingside:“laoba,xiluoxunta,taqinwole……”

yixiangshenjingdatiaodemuzhichengxiaolexiao,haixiaochulesheng,shuoqilai,taduixijianeixiaozihaitingmanyide,meiyouxiaoxinsi,laoshi,rendingshiqingjiuyigenjin,congxiaojiuduitajiaxiaobaobeihaodebudele。

jiuyouyidian,nianjida,bitajiaxiaobaobeidaleliusuini!

buguodadianyehao,huitengren,tahemutaitaibujiushizuihaodezhengmingma!

当女儿宠着!

“keke,neige,xier,niduixijianeixiaozi,zenmexiangde?”

muxiyixiangqineitianwanshang,xiluoxunshuangyanxinghongdingzheta,bujiuhenantongxuequjiubahehejiuma,beitazhuabaolejiudinglejijuzui,weixietabuyaogaosudaren,tajiugenyaochirenside。

hekuangneishitadiyicijiewen,haishibeirenqiangwen,congxiaojiubatadanggegederen,duoduoshaoshaoyoudianhaipa。

buguo,zheijiahuoshencaitinghao,kanzheshoumozhebushou,zuichunyeruanruandexixixi……

muzhichengkanzheshenyoudenver,yezhidaowenbuchushenmele,buguoxijiaxiaoziqifutadexiaobaobeizheishier,bunengjiuzheimesuanle!

“xier,nibiepa,babajinixishushudadianhua,jiaoxunjiaoxunta,zhendangwomenxierhaoqifua!”

“kewotingleleshuo,nizuijinhexishushu,haiyoulishushuyouhezuoni!”

muxixiayishituozhutabadeshou,youxiuyougandong:“baba,nibieshuoma!nishuole,rangwoyihouzenmezuorenma!”

muzhichengbenlaimeineimeshengqi,bijingxijianeixiaozitaconglaidoushidangchengweilainvxuzaiduidai,zheixiakannvermeineifangmiandeyiyuan,yegubudeneimeduo,shenmedoumeitajiaxiaobaobeizhongyao!

“jiuzheimerangwojiaxiaobaobeibaibaishourenqifu?woguantashenmexiluoxunzhaoluoxun,wogentapinming!”

kanzhezijidelaofuqinyueshuoyuejidong,muxilianmangsajiaohongzhu:“laoba,zheijianshirangwomennianqingrenzijichulima!”

“wobaozheng,buhuirangzijichikui!”

zaimuxidezaisanbaozhengxia,muzhichengcaikenfangshou:“youshiqingsuishizhaolaoba,xianbafanchile,babahaonawanxiaqujimamajiaocha。”

“laoba,nibeipanwo!”

“mamayeshidanxinnima!”

……

xigege:danfanwonengrenzhu……worenbuzhu!