第4章
“ganjinhuiquxienidezuoyequ！”liufangduinverzheihuayijingjianguan，qugandao：“nicaijisui，chengtianjiuzhidaochulaidaoluan！”
liyitongbuyiburao：“ma，woshanggeyuedouchengnianla！”
“chengnianyoushenmeyong？”liufangshifenxianqidao：“jiunizheiyatoupianziyepeideshangnige？”
“ma，wokeshiniqinguinva！”
这还是亲妈吗？
nayouzheimeshangzijiqinguinvxinde！
liyitonghuaiyi，zijishibushixiaoshihoubeibaocuole。
“ma，woxiangqinmeichenggong，danwoyijingchezhengle！”liyidaduanliangren。
“领证！？”
liufangheliyitongtongshijianjiaochusheng。
zhibuguoliufangshijingxi，liyitongshijinghe。
liufangzhengzhunbeizixixunwenshizenmehuishi，fangmenquezaizheishibeiqiaoxiang。
tayihuodidakaifangmen，lijijingxidao：“huajie，xiaozhang，nimenmunvzenmelaile？kuaiqingjin！”
“liuayi，zheishiyidianjianmianli，qingnishouxia。”
zhangliqincishimanlianxiaorongdejiangyigeguolandichu。
bucuodezhangxiangjiashangcishiqianxuyoulidemoyang，jiliufangdediyiyinxiangshifenbucuo。
儿子说他已经领证。
jiehunduixiangkendingjiushixiaozhangle！
guoran，zijierzideyouxiu，chizaodouhuibeirenfaxiande！
liyitongsuiranjianduifangbiaoxiandeshifenyoulimao，danzenmeyexihuanbuqizheikenengchengweiweilaisaozidenvren。
zhiyouliyidemeitouweiweizhouqi。
ruguobushiliyijianguoduifangdezhenmianmu，chadianyebeizheirenjipianle。
xianzaitakanzhangliqin，duifangxuweiderangtazhixiangtu！
“liufanga，nierzizhenshiyibiaorencai，gongzuoyoushishilidayiyuan，wendingyouyouqiantua！”
zoujinfangjian，wushilaisui，baoyangbucuo，zhangxiangjingmingdehehuaduiliyiyizhenmengkua。
dantadeshixianquanzaidaliangliyiyijiazheiyibaisanshipingdedafang。
xinxianglaoxiaoqusuiranhuanjingchayidian，danfangzimianjishizhenda。
kanlainengmaiyigebucuodejiaqian。
xinzhongdeyuqiyoushangfulebushao！
“huajiedeyisishi...wojialiyihexiaozhangdehunlikeyidingxialaile？”
“当然。”
tingdaoduifangdekendingdafu，liufangdunshidaxi。
erzidehunyindashizongsuanshikeyijiejuele。
zuoweimuqin，taxinzhongdedashizongsuanfangxia。
“danwojiayoutiaojian。”hehuayilianaorandedao：“wonverzheimeyouxiu，jiadaonijiahaishishouweiqule。”
zhangliqinzaiyipangdandandiantou，shifenrentongzijimuqindehua。
tingdaohehuadehua，liufangneilibuzhidaoduifangshishenmeyisi。
duifangjiehunmeiyouwenti，danbixumanzuduifangdetiaojian。
liufangxiangdaoduifangdoukenheerzichezheng，yijingnachuchengyi，zhinengyingzhetoupidiantou。
“miandedanwushijian，wojiuzhanghuaduanshuo。”hehuayifutanshengyidejiaojimoyang：“wonvertiaojianhenshao，jiusange。”
tingdaojiusangetiaojian，liufangdunshisonglekouqi。
“diyi：daibudeche，zuidiwushiwan。”
“dier：bashiwancaili，yifendoubunengshao。”
“zuihou：yibaiwushipingdeshizhongxinfang，bixuxiewonverdemingzi。”
tingwanzheisangetiaojian，liufangzhijuedezijichadianmeibanfahuxi。
tiaojianqueshishao，danshizaishitaikekele。
liufangyuqijiansedao：“huajie，zheixiedongxi，jiusuanshitaoguangtawomenyijiaquanbudejiadi，yecoubuchuzheimeduoqiana！”
liyichuanzhecuqi，ruguobushiganmaheganmeimeizaizhei，tajueduijizheilaonvrenlaishangyibazhang！
sheijitamendeyongqishuochuzheizhonghua！
hehuameitouzhouqi，lijijizhangliqinshiyanse。
“liuayi，zheibingmeiyouduonanma。”zhangliqinshuochuyuxianghaodefangan：“chehefangzikeyidaikuan，fanzhengliyigongzuowending，yihoumanmanhai。”
“shoufudeqiankeyiyongzheitaolaofangzimailedeqian，zaibuxinghaikeyizhaoqinqijieyijie。”
“ayinikebuyaoshebude，yaoshiwoheliyishenglehaizi，chekeyifuzejiesonghaizishangxue，fangzimaizheimedayeshiweilehaizi，zenmeyeyaojihaiziyigesirenfangjianba？”
liufangduiyuzhangliqindehuapoweizantongdediantou。
tebieshizuihouyige，zheidoushiweilehaizi。
zijichidiankukeyi，danbunengkulesunzi。
liufangxiangdaoduifangdouheerzichezhengle，yesuanyouchengyi，yaoleyaoya，jiuzhunbeidayingxialai。
“ma，buyaolizheiliangshazi！”liyijiangliufanglanxia。
ruguotabuzhidaozheinvrenyijinghuaileyun，shuobudinghaizhenxinleduifangdeguihua。
shenmeweilehaizi，zhennengbian！
daodishijisheidehaizixiangshou？
反正不是他孩子！
tamadehaibushixiangranglaozilaijiepan！
“liyinizheishishenmetaidu？”hehuayilianbumandao：“wonverzheimeyouxiutidianxiaoyaoqiuzenmele？”
“xiangjiehunyoubuxianghuaqian，huogainidajishinianguanggun！”
“ma，nibieshuole。”zhangliqinyifuweileliyikaolvdeyuqi：“wozhidaoliyijiayebusuanfuyu，zheiyang，womenjiuzhiyaobashiwancailijiuxingle，fangzihechebuzheji，yihoumanmanmaima。”
liufangtingdaozhangliqinzheihua，xinzhongyizhengandong。
zheixiatayijiadeyalizhijieshaoledaban。
zheimedongshidexifu，shizaishitainandele！
“huajie，nibiejianguai，wozheierziyoushihouyoudianjidong。”liufangquandao：“yaobuwomenjiutingxiaozhangde？bashiwancaili，wojiusuanshibafangzimaileyeyaojinijiacouqi！”
“heng，bianyinimenle。”hehualenghengyisheng：“ganjincouqian，wanlekejiumeile，wonverduodeshirenqiangzhequ！”
“nizheidangmadezhenshishibai，lianerzidoujiaoyubuhao！”
liufangbeichaofengdelianshangshifenbuhaokan，danweileerzi，tazuizhongshenmehuadoumeishuo，momochengshoulexialai。
exinwojiusuanle，xianzaihaiqifuqi**ma！
“haibashiwancaili。”liyilianshangdenuhuozaiyeyayibuzhu：“jiunizheitingzheduzidebiaozi，zaiwoyanlilianbashikuaidoubuzhi！”
“现在都给我滚！”