绝对是意外！
leizhendeyifankongheshiweilechedishoufuxiaoran，juebushiweilezhanbianyi，tazhishikanduifangyaoyundao，zheicaichushouxiangzhu。
qingjizhixia，nanengmianmianjudao？
“呼……”
hanshuixianhuxijicu，zaicibishangyanjing，shumeidelianhongyanyudi。
qishitayijingzuohaofuchudezhunbei，rutasuoshuo，zhiyaonengfangguonver，zuoshenmedouxing。
zaishuozheigenanrennianqingshuaiqi，zonghaoguoneixiemianmuzhengning，manzuihuangyade……
xiangdaozheili，hanshuixianbuzhishijinzhanghaishijidong，shentibuduandezhandou，rulanfenfangdeqixibuduanpuzaileizhenlianshang。
这谁受得了？
ranbaodezhanyouyurangleizhenzhijiewenzaitadezuishang。
“唔……”
hanshuixianjiemaozhandong，biqiangfachujiaoroudeshengxi。
dangyaguanbeigongxiandeshunjian，shentibengdejinjinde，jiezhechuxianduanzandejingluan，zuihouruanchengyitanshui。
“duojiumeizuoguole？”leizhendishengwendao。
“shi、shinian。nindaihuiqingdian，wo、wopashoubu……”
jipin，jipinzhongdejipin！
zheishengyinjiugenduyaoside，rangleizhenhunshendexianxuezhiwangxiayong。
tahenbudelijijiangqizhengfa，dandifangbuheshi，haiyoujiushicicidemudebushiweilemanzuzhanyouyu。
leizhenjiannandesongkaihanshuixian，zouguolaibamendakai。
zhenerdedisikeyinleshengchuanlai，chongsanwuneimimandeyini。
“ermao，rangxiaoranjinlai！”
“是，震哥！”
zheibiandehanshuixianshoumangjiaoluandezhengliyifu，tatoutoupieleleizhenyiyan，xinyouyujidetongshi，buzhidaoweihehaiyouzhongkongluoluodeganjue。
“妈！”
“小冉！”
beidaijinlaidexiaorankule，hanshuixianyegenzheyanleipada。
“caonimade，youshenmebilianku？”leizhenchongxiaoranmadao：“kankannimadexigai！”
xiaorandunshibiezhukusheng，takandaomuqindexigaishangzhanmanlehuichen，neishiguizaidishangcailiuxiade。
“nimaweilenilianzunyandoubuyaole，guizaizheilikuzheqiuwofangniyima。nidaohao，gaochushizhidaohaipale，nidangshixuexiaojiaojiazhangya？zheitamashiheishehui，wocaonimade！”
zuoyijucaonimade，youyijucaonimade。
leizhenpingshimeizheimeculu，xianzaiyebushizanghua，ershigexiangfahenduodecuoci，haiguyikanxianghanshuixian。
“你给我过来！”
tazhizhexiaoran，mianlufennu。
“震哥……”
“啪！”
xiaoranzuobiandunshihongzhong，lenglengdezhanzaiyuandi。
“zheiyibazhangrangnizhangjixing——”leizhennudao：“danfanhuangeren，nimajintianzuishaobeishigerenlun，liandainiyikuaidoupaobudiao！”
“呜呜……”
xiaorantongkuliuti，lianshangxiemanleaonaoyuhoupa。
tameibashiqingxiangdezheimeyanzhong，zuotianhuijiahouyizhiku，beimuqinzhuiwencaishuochushiqing。
xianzaizongsuanqingchushenmejiaoheishehui。
“zhenge，biedaxiaoranle，tatouqianshiweiletabadebing。”hanshuixiankudao：“wonvershixiaoshundehaohaizi，tashixiaoshundehaohaizi！”
leizhenmianseshaohuan，shenshouzhizhexiaoran。
“yaobushiyinweinihaisuanxiaoshun，laozijuebuhuifangguoni。xianzaijinigejianggongbuguodejihui，qianlezheifenhetong，fouzedehua——”
taquchuyifenhetongrengzaidishang，zouchumenwaichouyan。
“liukuiyaliukui，nihailewobugou，sidousilehaiyaoyaohaixiaoran，wuwuwu……”hanshuixiantongkuzhouma。
ruguobushineigesilaogong，zijibuzhiyushouhuoguashinian，nveryebuzhiyutouheishehuideqian……
munvliangqingchuzheishiyifenmaishenqi！
“ma，zheibushimaishenqi，shilaowuhetong！”xiaoranzhengdayanjingshuodao：“shangmianxiezhemeigeyuegongziwubai，haiyounianzhongjiang……”
hanshuixianlengzhule，tabushizi，danzhidaonverbuhuipianziji。
“啪！”
yiwankuaiqianrengzaixiaoranhuaili。
“震哥？”
“maitaidiannao，jiwomaiming。”
turuqilaidezhuanbianrangxiaoranmobuzhetounao，danyeqingchuzhengeyuanliangzijile。