第4章晕车
zheiyitian,chulechifan,yangluomeijianguolixinwei。
diertian,quranqiaoyangluodemen,“yangluo,qilaichifanle,chilefan,niyaoquxianchangle!”
yangluocishiyijingchuandaizhengqi。
zoudaolouxia,lixinweihaishizaibianchifanbiankanbaozhi,kanjianyangluocongloutishangzouxialai,zhitaileyixiayan,jixukantadebaozhi。
yangluoyijingganjuechulaizheiweilishuaiduizijideyinxiangbuhaole,zhishibuzhidaozijinalidezuileta。
chiguofan,lixinweizhunbeijiachefanhuixianchang,taduiyangluoshuo,“banidexinglifangdaocheshang!”
yangluojiuxianggeqianxianmuouyiyang,guaiqiaodipaohuifangjianqunazijidexingli,keshilixinweizongjuedetadebeiyingshineimejueqiang。
tabazijidexinglixiangladaochehoumian,kezijidexinglixiangtaizhong,tajingrantibuqilai,lixinweizhouleyixiameitou,yizhishoutiqilaijiujitafangdaochehoumianle。tadeshouchuleyangluodeshouyixia,tadeshouhaishineiyang,wenre,tasihubingmeiyoujuecha,zhishiyangluodexinli,jingranyongqiyizhenbieyangdeganjue。
“xiexie!”yangluodimeishunmudishuo。
“buyongxie。”lixinweilenglengdida,yanjingbingmeiyoukanta。
zheiyilu,shilixinweikaiche,yangluozuozaifujiashishang,yinweihelixinweibushu,suoyizhinengbatouchaoxiangchuangwai,shibushihenganga?jianshichuanshuozhongdeyemen,sheishuoyemenmeiyoulvshu?shenzhi,zaichelihainengwendaoshuyedexiangqi,zhenshibaiwenburuyijianle!yadingwandeshuizaiweifengdechuifuxia,hailangxiangyizhizhibaisedezhanjianpumianerlai,rangrenchanshengyunxuandeganjue。
tamenyanzheyadinghaiwanxianyizhiwangqianzou,lixinweikaichetaikuai,yangluojihuyaoyunche,tabenlaijiuhezheiweiduizijihenlengdandelingdaomeiyouhuashuo,rangtakaimandiandeqingqiuyoubuhaoyisishuochukou,zhinengtoutoudikantadecelian,yangluojuedetayouyizhonggaogaozaishangdeqichang,jurenqianlizhiwai。huadaozuijiao,jingranjinlekou。
huiguotouqu,yangluokaishiyunche,tawuzhezui,kaishiexin。
“nizenmele?yunche?”lixinweihuiguotoulai,zhouzhemeitoushuo。
“e!”tahaobuxiangchengren。
lixinweifangxiangpanyida,bachetingzailubian,“xiache!”fuqideyangzi。
budebushuo,yangluozheicideyuncheyundetailihai,daozuihou,jingranliandanzhidoutuchulai。
“shiwokaichekaidetaikuaima?”lixinweibianpaidazhetadebei,bianshuo。
“bushi!”guicaizhidao,tangruobushitameixiaoshijiangjin180desudu,tazenmehuiyunchezhici。
yangluocishizhanzaishatanshang,yemendeyangguangtailie,zhaodetazhengbukaiyanjing,tataiqitoulai,bashouzhezaietoushang,duilixinwei,“lizong,womenzouba!”
shangleche,lixinweiquediaozhuanfangxiang,wangfengongsidefangxiangkaiqu。
“lizong,womenbuquxianchanglema?”
“dainiqumaiyuncheyao!”tahaishiyongtayiguandebujingyidekouqishuo。
sheishuolengmoderen,meiyouwenroudexin!
chezimeiyouwangfengongsikaiqu,ershiqulelifengongsibuyuande“lulu”chaoshi,“lulu”chaoshideyingwenmingzijiujiaozuo“lulu”,shiyindurensuokai,yemenbenjiuwuzhikuifa,suoyiluluchaoshijingranchengleyadingzuidadechaoshi,yangluoyanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheyicengmaishechipindedianjiakan。
lixinweikuxiao,zhenshixiaohaier。
yuncheyaozaichaoshikuaichukoudehuojiashang,lixinweinaleyihe,shunbiannaleyipingkuangquanshui,haoxiangyunchederenshitayiyang,tademiansedanmoshuli,rangrenbugankaojin,tazaichaoshineimeiyouduotingliuyimiao,qianhouzhiyonglesanfenzhong,ranhou,yizhishouchazaikudouli,lingyizhishounazhedongxi,jingzhizoudaoshouyintai,yangluojiujinjindigenzaitahoumian,yifunongminjinchengkanxinxiandeyangzi,suiranganggangtuguo,danxianzaijingshenyijinghaoduole,qishi,taxiangzoumandian,guangyiguangde!
lixinweizaishouyintaiqianjiaoqian,dijishouyinyuanmeijin,zheiweishouyinyuanchuanzhezhongdongfunvdeheipaozi,xiandehenshenmi,yangluoyizhidingzhetadeheipaozikan,xiangkankanzheijiujingshishenmecailiaozuochengde,neiweinvshouyinyuanzaizhaojilixinweiqiandeshihou,qianxiaozheduitashuo,“yourwifeisverybeautiful!”dagaishiyinweijiandezhongguorenhenshao,suoyitadeyanjingyizhidingzheyangluokan,xiaomimideyangzi。lixinweiqichiyixiao,meiyoufanbo,ranhouzouchushouyintai。
yangluozheicaihuiyiguolai,tashuodebuhuishizijiba?kemingmingbushia,tamingmingbushitade“wife”a!
yangluoluchuyigenanrandexiaorong,longqishou,qiaoshengduitashuo,“i’mnothiswife!”