第2章 周尘夏嫣然周天养七岁的小孩子主持葬礼

噗通!

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jingenzhe,tayiyizhongjiweigongjingdeyuqidao:

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zhijianzhouchenbeifuzheshuangshou,danrandedianlediantou,dao:

“tianyang,zhangdalea,bieduolile,kuaiqilaiba。”

夏嫣然:“……”

女导演:“……”

zhibojiandeguanzhongmen:“……”

弹幕纷纷涌出!

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shuowan,budengxiayanrandengrenhuihua,

zhoutianyangyoukanxianglebeizhexiaoshubaodezhouchen,pobujidaidedao:

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zhouchenqueshitanlekouqi,dao:

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tashuozheihuashi,yuqizhongdaizhenongnongdegankaizhise。

fangfoqisuideta,yirankantouleshengsiyiban。

xiayanrandengrenjianzhuang,xinzhongbujindouyouxiechayi,shenzhichanshengleyizhongmohuangan。

zhei……zhenshicongyiweiqisuixiaopengyouzuilishuochulaidehua?

zhoutianyanglianshangquemeiyoubeise,fanerxiaodao:

“shia,yaoshiwonenghuodaoyibailingyisuizaisi,neiyemanzule,zhibuguo,xuanshugong,haiyoujianshiwomenxiangbaituonin……”

zhouchentaiqitou,mingmingfendiaoyuzhuodelianshang,queshiluchuchengnianrendoubibushangdechenwenzhise,dao:

“shuoba,shenmeshi。zhiyaoshiwolisuonengjide,yidingbandao。”

zhoutianyanggenfuqinduishileyiyan,zuizhong,haishiyoutakaikoudao:

“xuanshugong,ninzhidaode,dangnian,youyuninnianjitaixiao,sancengshugongduanzandedairenlewomenzhoushizongzudezuzhang,xianzaisancengshugongsile”

“yilai,zheixisangkendingdeyoubeifenzuigaodeninlaizhuchi,”

“erlai,zheizuzhangzhiwei,zhipayedeyouninlaidangle!”

轰隆隆!

zheihuayichu,xiayanranbujinhenhenyizhen!

她没听错吧?

yigeqisuidexiaohaizi,zhuchizangli?

而且,还要当族长?

zhibojiandewangyoumen,gengshifenfenbeizhenjingle。

【tianna,naozhewandeba?zongbukenengyinweizhouchenkanzheshaoweibitonglingrenxinzhichengshudian,jiurangtazhuchixisangba?zheiyetailipule!】

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【haiyou,zhouchenzheimexiao,rangtadangzuzhang,yaoshizhenyudaozhoushizongzuliyoushenmejiufen,tanengchulihaoma?】

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xiayanrancikegennvdaoyanzhanzaiyiqi,saoleyandanmu,yeshirenbuzhukaikouquandao:

“zheige,neige,cunzhang,wojuede,xisangzheizhongdashi,haishi……”

“好!”

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此刻,

zhouchendexinzhong,shishifenxiyuede。

zhiyin,zhuchihongbaixishi,benjiushitadelaobenxing。

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zheibushizhuanyeduikouleme?

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眼见周尘开口同意,

zhoutianyangbujinsonglekouqi,daxidao:

“xuanshugong,neijiuduobaituoninle!sancengshugongdezinvmenyidinghuihenganxieninde!”

周尘淡淡一笑,道:

“ng,rizixuanhaoleme?”

zicongyujianzhouchenyilai,xiayanranhaishidiyiciqiaojiantaxiao,

zhouchenbenyiweizijizheiyixiao,shifendefengqingyundan,

kezaixiayanranhewangyoumenkanlai,queshikeaidaolejidian!

zhoutianyangquebuganzheimejuede,lianmanggonggongjingjingdedao:

“xuan……xuanhaole,yaobuxuanshugong,ninjiwomenkankan?”

tazheihuayichu,wangyoumenlikezhaguole!

【hunao,zhenshihunao!zheicunzhangganshenme?juranyaorangyigexiaohaizibangmangkanrizi?】

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【woyebuxin,zheiqisuidexiaoxueshengyaozhenhuikanrizi,wodaolisaniao!jizhuwonicheng!】

meicengxiang,xiayike,zhouchenkaikoule。