割腕？
太痛。
跳楼。
taaixizijidelian，shengshimeiyanbuxiangshuaichengrouni。
吞安眠药？
ruguomeisitou，yaoxiweini？
sijingyizaiduanshijiannei，xianglewushuzhongsifa。
wenyankandaosijingyipazaidishangtongkuyanmiandeyangzi，taxianmeijinning。
【**，lianainaobuhuishilianhou，jingshenchushenmewentileba？】
【zuotiansibingshandaiwoqudejingshenbingyuan，wokandianjizhiliaomanshihelianainaode。】
“erge，nizenmele？”siyouyouzoujincanting。
sijingyicongdishangpaqilai，tadanxiguidaowenyanshenbian，“dasao，niyoumeiyoushenmezhangmingbaisuidefu，woxiangqiuyige。”
wenyanchaosijingyideyintangkanleyan，“nizanshibuyongqiu。”
sijingyiwenyan，xinliyouxiyoubei。
zanshibuyongqiu，yisijiushizanshitahaibuhuiyoushengmingweixian。
youdeshi，tadeweijihaimeiyoujiechu。
妈的。
weishenmetamensijiadoushipaohuimingyun？
youzhangzheimeshuaidepaohuima？
“dasao，zuowanwogennishuodequshijingnvsandeshier，nijintianyoukongma？”
jiangdasaodaizaishenbian，yexubihushenfuhaiguanyongni！
“yannvsanyouduoshaoqian？”
sijingyishenchuyigenshouzhitou，“yibaiwan，buguodasaoyinideyanzhi，yannvyishichizaodewenti。”
【6！yannvsanjuranyouyibaiwan。】
taduiyanximeixingqu，danduiqianganxingqu。
不过今天应该不行。
温颜扫了眼司柚柚。
youyoujintianchuandehenpiaoliang，yixibaiselianyiqun，qingchunyouxiannv。
zhangfalazhihouluozaijiabian，qiahaojiangyouliandetaijidangzhu，lianshanghaihualezhuang。
“xiaoyouyou，nijintianyaocanjiapengyoujuhuima？”
siyouyouxiusedexiaolexiao，“shide，woguimiyouweishengri，tayaoqingwoguoqucanjiashengriparty。”
【youwei？jiaodekezhenqinmi，shaguniangnijiangrenjiadangguimi，renjiajiangnidangdimi。】
【nibeidemingpaibao，chuandemingpaiyifu，tazongshiwennijie，jielehaiguonima？meiqimingyue，gennimeiyouxueyuanguanxiqueshengsiqinjiemei，shijishangshixiangzha**ni！】
【nigennixihuandexuezhangjiehunhou，tameicichennichucha，zainidehunchuangshanghenilaogonggun，nijiciliuchanshaobuletadegonglao，zuihounicansi，tachenggongshangwei，jinilaogongshengleduishuangbaotai。】
【weileburangnitoutai，tahaizhaozhaogaorenyongbaguazhenjinisuohun，aiyouwoqu，zhendu。】
siyouyoutongkongdizhen，tayachidazhan，houbeicuanqiyizhenliangyi。
“da、dasao，qishiwojuedenitinghaode，wozhaojihui，huizaidagemianqiantinishuohaohuade。”
tashuohaohuale，dasaoyinggaijiubuhuizaixinlizuzhoutaleba？
youweipingshiduitatinghaode，talianshangyoutaiji，xuexiaomeiyourenyuanyigentazuopengyou，danyouweicongmeiyouqiaobuqita。
haiyoutaanliandexuezhang，tahetazonggonghaimeiyoushuoguojijuhua，tayebuzhidaotaanlianta，liangrenbazidoumeiyouyipie，buyidingyihouhuijiehunni！
wenyankanzheguaiqiaoruannuodesiyouyou，taxinliyouxiewanxi。
xiaoguniangweirenhaishitingbucuode。
zhikexi，shengzaipaohuijiating。
buguozhiyaotanengbodexiaoguniangdehaogan，sibingshanyinggaijiunengduitajiangdi10gediandeyanezhiba？
“xiaoyouyou，dengxianiqucanjiaguimishengriparty，nengdaidasaoyiqiquma？”
【jintianzheigejiedianhenzhongyao，zhananxuezhangyehuicanjia，tajianghuixiaoyouyou——】
“xiaomei，nibixudaidasaoyiqiqu，buran，ergebuhuirangnidanduguoqu！”sijingyijinggaodedenglesiyouyouyiyan，tabuxindasaodexinsheng，yihoubidinghuichikui。
siyouyousuiranbuxindasaoxinlidehua，dantayebuhuijujuedasaodehaoyi。
“可以的，大嫂。”
wenyankanzhexiangnuomituanziyiyangrouruankeaidexiaoguniang，taqingqingnielexiatadelianjia，“haoguai。”
kandaowenyanmingyandexiaorong，siyouyourenbuzhuhonglexiaolian。
……
wenyangensiyouyouqucanjiashengripartyqian，tashanglouhuanletaoyifu。
baisezhenzhishanhedanlansekuotuiniuziku。
tashencaigaotiaoxianshou，chuanshenmedouhaokan。
dantajintianchuandehendidiao，buxiangqiangyouyoudefengtou。
siyouyoukanchudasaodeyongxin，tachunjiaowanqijiaonuodexiao。
大嫂真的变了好多。
wenyankaizhesijingyisongjitadepaoche，zaizhesiyouyouqianwangbaiyouweikaipartydebieshu。
siyouyoukanzhekaichedewenyan，tadaizhekuandadeheisemojing，bazhangdadexiaolian，wuguanjingzhi，xiutingdeqiongbixia，hongchunyanliandongren。
tazaixinlifachutubashujianjiao。
大嫂真的好好康啊！
“dasao，niyihoujinleyulequan，woyaodangnidetouhaotiefen。”
wenyangoulegouhongchun，“xing，danniyaodayingdasao，biegenniergeyiyanglianainaohaome？”
【zheimekuoaidexiaoguniang，takebuxiangzuihoutasineimecan。】
siyouyouzaixinlidalegezhanli。
dasao，wozuihoudaodishizenmegesifa，nidaoshishuoa！
bangexiaoshihou，wenyanjiangpaochekaidaoyidongrubaiseliangcengloudebieshuqian。ļ
caopinglitinglebushaohaoche。
baiyouweixurongyouwuzhi，tanengshuohuidao，jiezhesiyouyouhaoguimideshenfen，zaishangliushehuiquan，jiejiaolebushaomingyuangongzige。
baiyouweiweilebiaoshiduisiyouyoudezhongshi，taqinzizhanzaiyuanzilidengsiyouyou。
“youyou，nilaile，womensantianmeiyoujianguomianle，yiribujianrugesanqiu，woganjuedougelejiugeqiule。”
siyouyouxiache，hebaiyouweiyongbao。
wenyantuikaijiashishichemen，mantiaosilidexiache。Ꮣ
kandaodaizhemojing，pifuzaiyangguangxiabaidefaguang，wuguanmingyandongrendewenyan，baiyouweilengleyixia。
“youyou，tashisheia？”
siyouyouxiangdaodagehedasaoshiyinhun，taminleminrouruandechunbanhoushuodao，“tashiwenyanjiejie。”
温颜？
baiyouweineixinbiyidepeileyisheng。
yuanlaishiwenjianeigebushouchongdecaobaozhenqianjin！
“wenyanjiejie，tajiushiwoguimiyouwei。”siyouyoulalelawenyanyixiu，xiaoshengfuzaitaerbiandao，“dasao，nizhiqianshuoguo，zaiwaibunengtouluniyihunshenfen，womeiyoushuochulaie。”
wenyanshengao170，tabisiyouyougaochudabangenaodai，tashenshou，molemosiyouyoudetou，“zhenshigeguaibaobao。”
【aiyowodexiaoguzihaoruanhaomeng，wodouxiangaitalezhongmeban？】
siyouyouerjianhonghongde，xiaoshoudoubuzhiwangnafangle。ļ
dasaoqianwanbunengaita，burantahuibeidagedeyanshenshaside！
baiyouweikandaosiyouyouhewenyanjuzhiqinmi，tayanzhongshanguoyimobuyue。
talijizoudaoerrenzhongjian，jiangwenyanjizou，taqinmidewanzhusiyouyoushoubei，xiaoshengpazaitaerbianshuodao，“youyou，nicaijintianhaiyousheilaile？”
siyouyouzhalexiachengchedelumou，“sheiya？”
“nianliandexuezhang，luyanchuan。”
tingdaoluyanchuandemingzi，siyouyoudexinzang，bushoukongzhidetiaoletiao。
taanlianleluyanchuansannian，zhiyoubaiyouweizhidaozheigemimi。
danxintiaoguohou，tayougandaoyigucongweiyouguodehoupa。
yinweitaxiangdaoledasaodexinsheng。
luyanchuanyihouzhendeyouneimekepama？
tabitadayijie，quniankaoshanglehangkongxueyuan。
tabujinzhangdeshuai，chengjihaihenyouxiu。
siyouyoujinniantiandezhiyuan，jiuzaitamenhangkongxueyuanduimiandemeishuxueyuan。
taxiangyaoyihoujingchangkandaota，jiusuanbuzaiyiqi，tayehuigandaohenkaixin。
“youyou，yuanbenluyanchuanbudasuanlaide，wotidaolenidemingzi，tayouyuleyixiajiudayingle，nishuotashibushiduiniyeyouyisi？”baiyouweichaosiyouyoujimeinongyan，xiaozhedaquta。
yiwangzhiyaobaiyouweitidaoluyanchuandemingzi，siyouyoudouhuimianhongerchi。
danzheihuier，taxinqingfuza。
baiyouweimeiyoukanchusiyouyoudeyichang，tachaosiyouyoushenshangbeizhedebaobaokanleyan，“wa，youyounizheikuanbaoshixiangnaierzuixinkuandeliantiaoshuitongbaoba？”
siyouyouqingruandengleyisheng，“wodagechuchadaihuilaisongjiwode。”
baiyouweiyilianxianmudekanzhesiyouyou，“youyounimingzhenhao，gegemendouhenchongni，woruoshiyeyougegechongjiuhaole，buguoyemeiyouguanxila，woyounizheigezuihaodeguimi，womenqingtongjiemei，nikanwomenhaoyoumoqi，wojintianyechuandebaisequnzi，zheigeshuitongbao，ninengjiewobeiyixiama？”
siyouyouxiayishiyaojiangbaoquxialainajibaiyouwei。
danxiayimiao，tatingdaolewenyandexinsheng：
【hetui！choubuyaoliandebailianhua，beidaotashenshangjiubuhuizaihaixiaoyouyoule，xianzaixiaoguniangxinjidouzheimeshenlema？ai，yebuguaixiaoguzizuihoulaogongbeiqiang，cansihoubaguazhensuohun，zheizhenshichengshirentaolushenwa。】