第1章
“好痛！”
shuidemimihuhudeningxizaishuimengzhongxinglai，mozhezijicitongdenaodai，ziyaliezuide，biaoqingshifentongku。
dengtazhengkaiyanjingkandaozijizhoubiandehuanjingzhihou，chedishayanle。
她这是在哪？
tajidezijibushizaibengjime？nandaochushigudiaoxialaile？
haihaomeishuaisi，yaoburanzhendeshitaibeicanle。
budengtagaoqingchuzijishenzaihechu，yidaocierdeshengyinturanlai。
tatongkudebaozhetou，zheishidanalaideshengyina？
“系统启动完毕！”
“sha？xitongshishenmeguiwanyi？”
“suzhu，wobushiguiwanyi，shixitong。nikeyijiaowoxiaokeai，huozhexiaobaobei！”
“噗......”
宁溪一口喷出来！
小可爱？
小宝贝？
taxiangtu，haoexindechenghu！
“niyijingsile，buguoniyunqihao，ganghaobeiwojiandaole，nianzainiwoyouyuandefenshang，wofuhuoleni。buguonixianzaishenchuzaiyibenxiaoshuoshijiedangzhong，nixiangyaohuidaozijiyuanbendeshijie，jiuyaowanchengwojinishedingderenwu，fouze，nijiuhuichedisiqu，linghundouxiaoshizaizheigeshijieshang。”
啥玩意？
xitong，fuhuo，renwu？linghunxiaoshi？
ningxinaoziteng，zheidoushishaa！
tahualeyigexiaoshicaijieshoulezijiyijingsileyouzhongshengdeshishi，suiranjuedehenche，danyemeibiedebanfa。
xianzaizuizhongyaodeshiwanchengzheiguixitongjizijishedingderenwu，ranhouhuijia！
“bale，jilaizhizeanzhi，nishuoba，nijishedingleshenmerenwu？”
“nizaizheibenxiaoshuolideshenfenzhishiyigepaohuixiaopeijiao，chuchangliangjijiulinghefanle。xianzainiyaozuodeshi，nixichengweizhujiao，tidainvzhudeshenfen，gonglvenanzhu，rangnanzhuaishangnibingqiejiehunshengzijiusuanrenwuwancheng！”
“你脑子没病吧？”
宁溪想杀人！
zheinimadoushixieshenmegenshenmea？
“woyigexiaopaohui，nirangwonixichengnvzhu，haiyaogonglvenanzhu？nishibushijuedewoyounitiangaimingdebenshi？”
“ding！renwukaiqi，xuanze1，queren，xuanze2，quxiaorenwu！”
ningxituranfaxianzijiyanqianchuxianleyigexuanzehuamian，kanzheshangmiandexuanxiang，tahaobuyouyudeyaoquanquxiaorenwu。
此时系统又说话了。
“suzhu，yidanxuanzequxiaorenwu，nilimajiuhuihunfeiposan！”
“wogiao，neinihaigaoshenmexuanxiang？woyoudexuanma？”
ningxiwuyule，zheiguixitongjiushigekenghuoa。
xitongmeishuowan，kanlaizhinengdengtaquerenlerenwule。
meibanfa，weilehuoxiaqu，tazhinengxuanzequerenle。
“ding！renwukaiqi，xianzaisuzhukeyikaishiqugonglvenanzhule。”
“wokaishigegui，woxianzai......”
ningxihaimeitucaowan，jiutingjianyizhenjiaobusheng，henkuaifangmendakai，yigeyishenheidenanrenzoulejinlai。
nanrenshengaozhishaoyimibawu，zhaijianshouyaodazhangtui，shencaibilihaodeyaosi。
haiyouneizhanglian，guangshikanyiyan，ningxijiuliukoushui。
这也长得太帅了吧！
这是男主吗？
ruguoshizheiyangdenanzhu，tadaoshihenleyiqugonglveyixiade。
“suzhu，zheishinidage。nixianzaideshenfenshibeibaocuodezhenqianjin，ganggangbeijialirenzhaohuilai。jialihaiyougejiaqianjin，takeshibenshuzhongdenver。”
ningxixiangsidexindouyoule，zheidoushishenmejuqinga，zenmehuirucigouxue。
「nizheigedage，bannianhoubeijialidejiaqianjinjianduanlechachexian，chehuirenwang，sidehencan。」
xitongzheishihoushuohuale，ningxiyeyouxiezhenjing。
「meixiangdaozheigedagezheimecan，juranhuibeijiaqianjinjihaisile。」
cishideningzehaozeshiyilianmengbi，ganggangshisheizaishuohua？
shenmechachexian，sidehencan？
tayihuodekanzheningxi，zheimingmingshitadeshengyina，kegangcaitaquemeijiantazhangzuia。
「kexia，ningzehaodaosidoubuzhidaotayixinaihudejiameimeihuiduitaxiasishou，sizhiqianhaidianjizhejiameimeihuibuhuishangxinni。」
「呵呵，真惨呐！」
zheiyiciningzehaotingdeqingqingchuchude，buguangshiyouningxideshengyin，haiyouyigehenjixiehuadeshengyin。
这到底是怎么回事？
weihetahuitingdaozheixieshengyin？
kaishenmewanxiao，tamenjiaxinerneimewenroushanliang，zenmehuizuochuruciedudeshiqing。
tamenxiongmeiganqingshenhou，xineryezuixihuantazheigedage，zenmekenenghuihaita。
kendingshiningxiguyizuzhoutamende，tacaibuxinningxinerhuihaitani。
tazhengxiangyaokaikoushuodianshenme，wuwaizaicichuanlailejiaobusheng。
shiningxideqinshengfumulaile，tamenshenhouhaigenzheyigechuanzhebaiselianyiqun，pisanzhetoufa，zhangdeshifenjingzhidenvsheng。
zhanzaizuiqianmiandeshiyezijing，ningxideshengmu，jinguanyijingwushiduosuile，keyinweibaoyangdeyi，kanzhebishijinianjinianqingxuduo。tachuanzheyishenouhesedeqipao，detidejiancai，jiangtalinglongyouzhideshenduangouledeqiadaohaochu。
zheishenqipaoyikanjiujiazhibufei，xunchangrenjiashichuanbuqide。
tashenbiandezhanzhedejiushiningxideshengfuningyuanqing，tayilianwenhedekanzheningxishuodao：“haizi，zheixieniankulenile，yihoubabamamahuihaohaobuchangnide。”
kanzheyuanzhuzheiduiqinshengfumu，ningxiwugan，bijingtayoubushiyuanzhu。
「nizheiqinshengfumudejiejuyeshishifendeqicana，liangnianhou，zheigejiaqianjinqinshoujiangtamenchuangjiandegongsisongrenle，haibayezijingtuixialou，shuaichengbanshenbusui。tatangzaichuangshang，jiaqianjinjitaweishiweiniao，haibatade**paixialaifadaowangluoshangni。」
xitongyoushuohuale，tingdeningxiyilengyilengde。
「zheijiaqianjinyetaihenleba，haodaiyeshifuyangtazhangdadeyangfumua，buganenjiusuanle，haienjiangchoubao，zheiyangdenvrenzenmehainengdangnverni？」
ningxizhuanxinchigua，tingzhezheisuoweideqinshengfumudezaoyu，zhijuedewanxi。
shubuzhitaliangdeduihuaquebeiningjiarentingdeqingqingchuchude，yezijing，ningyuanqing，haiyouningzehaosanrenduishiyiyan，zheiyiyanjiunengqueding，tamensanrendoutingdaolezheixiehua。
zhiyouzhanzaizuihoumiandeningxineryilianmeng，yinweitashenmedoumeitingdao，yebuzhidaotamensanrenweihehuiyilianzhenjingdebiaoqing。
takanleyiyanzuozaichuangshangdeningxi，jiushizheigenvrenjijiangqiangzoutaxianzaisuoyongyoudeyiqie。
buguanyongshenmebanfa，tadouyaojiangzheigenvrennianchuqu，jueduibunengrangtayingxiangzijizainingjiadediwei！
yushitaleiyanposuodekanzheyezijingheningyuanqing，chuchukeliandeshuodao：“babamama，xianzaijiejiehuilaile，woyegaizoule。nimenyihouyidingyaozhaoguhaozijideshenti，qianwanbuyaotaiguolaoleile。wo......wohuixiangnimende......wuwu......”