第1章

lingyunguo,jingcheng,linjiayigepianpideyuanzi。

linxiaolankanzheguseguxiangdejianzhu,youkankanshoulideshouji,buyoudeshayanle。

老天啊,不会吧!

tazuocuoleshenme?zhishiwangeshouji,shuageshipin,kankanbakuaifujideshuaigeeryi,zenmejiuchuanyueleni?

zheishinagechaodai?kanzheizhuchuyebushishenmefuguirenjiaa。

天要亡我啊!

linxiaolanshengwukelian,takemeiyoushenmeshengcunjinenga,kanzheshoujizheigezuikuihuoshou,taqideyaobashoujizale!

gangyaoyousuodongzuo,naozilichuxianleyiduanmoshengdejiyi。

xiaohuawanzheiduanjiyi,linxiaolangengxiangmarenle。

zheishiyigelishishangbucunzaidechaodailingyunguo。linjianaishijingchengyoumingdeshijia,youqianyoudiwei。eryuanzhuzhengshilinjiadedinv,yutatongmingtongxing,yejiaolinxiaolan。

zhishitazheidinvguodehaiburutadielinghuilaideyigesishengnv。

这也太狗血了!

shenmeshihousishengnvbidinvdeshenfenhaigaole?

yanxiadedie,**dege,haiyougenuoruodema……zheimelandechuanyuejuben,tajuedezijidouhuobuguosantian。

zhengjuedeweilaiyipianheiandeshihou,shoujipingmuliangle。

linxiaolanxiguanxingdenaguolaiyikan,shangmianyouyigeapp,xiezhe:chigua。

tahaoqididiankai,shangmianyouwenzishuruhepaizhaosousuolianggexuanxiang,xiamianhaiyoushiyongshuoming。

zhei……taturanxiangqishenme,bianshurulelinxiaolandemingzi,henkuaichadaolelinxiaolandeshengping。

wolegequ,zheibushichuanshuozhongdechiguaxitong?

tahaidanxinlaidaozheigeshijiewuliaoni,nengshuageshoujichigegua,riziyenengguodemeizizidema。

zhiyuneigesishengnv,tayanzhuziyizhuan,shurulinxiaowandemingzi,kandaoshangmiandexinxidunshilele。

哈哈哈哈哈哈!

linxiaowandedieyagenbushilinruofeng!yejiushishuo,tadiedailelvmaozi!

tadiechongleneimeduoniandenver,jingranbushiqinshengde!

zheishishenmeyinguobaoyinga!

linxiaolankuangxiaoleyihuier,youjixuwangxiakan,tiana,linxiaowanjingranxihuannvde!xiangqijiyiliyuanzhugenlinxiaowanxiangchudexijie,dunshiqileyicengjipigeda。

guaibudetazheigebianyimeimeibuyuanyirangtadiexiuletaniang。

ganqingshikanshangyuanzhulea!

linxiaolanexindechadianbashoujishuaile,talianmangnahaoshouji,wanlezheimejiu,dianlianghaishimange?zheishichuanyuefuli?

tabuyongchoujishoujichongdianle。ganghaotayeyanjuanleyuzhicai,ganghaolaigudaiganshouxiachuntianrandeshiwu。

jiuzaitajuedingzaizheigeshijiehaohaohuoxiaqudeshihou,linxiaowanxiaoyuyingyingdezoulai。

“jiejiezenmehaizaiyuanzilidaizhe?genmeimeichuquzouzouba。”

linxiaolanyankantadeshoujiuyaodazaizijideshoubeishang,lianlianhoutui:【maya,zheibianyimeimeizenmelaile?buhuixianzaijiuxiangshuiwoba?】

linxiaowanlengleyixia,haobantiancaifanyingguolai,zheigeshengyinshilinxiaolande,nandaoshishangtianbeitagandongdaole,cairangtatingdaolinxiaolandexinsheng?

xiangdaozheili,linxiaowanxiaoyigengnong:“jiejiejishibuxiangchuquguangguang,yeyaoquchifana。”

咕噜噜……

linxiaolanchajuedaoduzichuanlaideshengyin,gangadanyoujingtidikanzhelinxiaowan:“chifanjiuquchifan,niliwoyuanyidian。”

shuoba,jiujichongchongdipaochuqule。

linxiaowangenzaihoumian,kanqilaiduilinxiaolandebeiying,luchuyifushizaibidedebiaoqing。

yidaocanzhuo,linxiaolanjiulexialai,daoshilinxiaowanxiangenlinjiarendalezhaohu。

linruofenghelinnanduishiyiyan,linxiaolanguoranshangbudetaimian,haishilinxiaowanyouxiu。

linxiaolanmeiyoulihuizheiduiqipafuzi,chongzhetaqienuodeniangxiaoleyixiajiunawankuaikaishiganfan。

【tiandadidachifanzuida!】

linjiarenbeilinxiaolanturuqilaideculuxingweijingzhule,youtingdaolinxiaolandehua,yishixianrulechenmo。

linruofengkanxianglinfuren,yuqiyouxiebunaifan:“kankan,haohaodehaizibeinichongchengshenmeyang?canzhuoliyidouwangle?tayaoshinengyouxiaowanyibandongshi,wojiushaogaoxiangle。”

linfurenhaimeishuohua,linxiaolanjiurenbuzhutucao:

【xuelinxiaowanshenme?xuetaxihuannvren?haishixuetamingzhidaobushidiedehaizi,haipianyaoshangmenrendie?】

fangjianlixianruleyipiansiji。

linruofengqiangzoulelinxiaolanshoulidekuaizi,nudao:“linxiaolan,nizaihushuoshenme?!”

linxiaolantaiqitou,zuijiaohainianzhejigemili,yiliandewugu:“womeiyoushuohuaa。kanlailinxiaowanshuodemeicuo,dieguoranbuxiangkandaowo。”

shuozhe,jiukaishidabaofancai,xinlihaibutingdisuisuinian。

【womeishuohuadounengzhaoshi,yaoshizhenshuoleshenme,haibudebeima?shangshu**zuodaowozheigefenshang,yeshimeisheile。】

【bulijiezhadiedenaohuilu。duiqinnverkeke,duibianyinverquechongchenglebao。guoranbuzhengchangderenlianshengqidoumomingqimiao。yejiuwoniangqinhaoqifu,yaoshifangxiandai,zheizhonggounanrenzaobeiwangyoumasile!】

zheicizhongrendoukandeqingchu,linxiaolandezuibameidong,neitamentingdaode,yinggaishilinxiaolandexinsheng?

linxiaowanhaiyiweizhiyouzijinengtingdaolinxiaolandexinsheng,meixiangdaodajiadoutingdedao。

tayanlishanguoyisihanguang,weiqudao。

“jiejie,wozhidaoduiwoyouyijian,nishuowonalizuodebugouhao,wogaijiushi。”

linruofengdiandiantou,linxiaowansuiranshitacongwaimiandaihuilaidenver,danrongmaoqingcheng,jintuiyoudu,suishisishengnv,zaitaxinli,bilinxiaolanzheigedinvbuzhidaohaoshangduoshaobei。

linnanyejuedelinxiaowanzheigemeimeishiyidengyidehao,zhishikexibushitadetongbaomeimei。

linxiaolanyijingdabaohaolefancai,kanzhezheiyijiaren,buyoudiyaoyaotou。

【linxiaowanxihuannvren,xianzaiduiwoyingyingyingde,zhibudingzenmesuanjiwoni。ganqingkongzhizheigewodong,zhishibuzhidaolinxiaowankanshangwoshenmele?nandaokanshangwogenzhadiebafensidelian?……tiana,neijiu**le,linxiaowanxihuanzhadie?tamingyishangkeshizhadiedenvera!】

zheiyifanyanlun,bazhongrenleidewaijiaolinen。

linxiaowanxihuannvren?duie,zhiqianlinxiaolanshuolinxiaowanbushilinruofengdeqinshengnver,nei……

linruofenggengshiqidaoyusai,shenmexihuannvren,shenmexihuantadelian?tahelinxiaowankeshifunv!

tamengdipailexiayizhuozi:“nihushuobadaoshenme?linxiaowanta***”

linruofengshayanle,zenmeshuobuchulai?tabusixin,youjixu:“*****”

“woshuotashenmele?nidaoshishuoa。”

linxiaolanwuyule:【momingqimiao,guoranshibuzhengchangdenanren!】