第3章 朕被二锅头教训了

di3zhangzhenbeierguotoujiaoxunle

yingzhengzuozaiyizishang,yiyanbufa。

“wangbi,zhenhainenghuojinian?”

wangbimeiyousihaoyouyu,guizaidishang,

“dawangwannian,daqinwannian!”

“wannian?nayoushenmewannian,zhishilidaixianwangyixiangqingyuanbale......”

“末将该死!”

“pingshenba,ruguoyaoshanineizhenggechaotingderendouyaosha。”yingzhengmianseyouchou,

wangbizhuisuiduonian,congweijianguotarucimoyang。

“dawang,yiqiejieshitianming......”

“tianming?”yingzhengbuxiedexiaolexiao

站在坐垫上:

“wohaimeichusheng,bianbeifuqinpaoqi,shucixianxiesangming,jiusuiguiqin,benyiweifucimuai,sheizhifuqinsile,muqin......tayaoqingrenbuyaowo!

lvbuwei,yazhiwo;qindidi,beipanwo,zheijiushiwoming?zhenbuxinming,zhendemingzhangwozaizijishouzhong!”

yingzhengxiongxinzhuangzhi,zhishiliannianzhengzhanguokupinxu,

否则,

mengtianzhenshoubianguanjiubushidiyuxiongnu,ershizhengtaoxiongnule。

tazaiguxiaoranshenshangyoukandaolexiwang,zenchengxiangzijichilezheimeduonianduyao。

......

古肖然的庭院内,

wangbinazheliangtanjiu,zhanzaimenqian。

“nimenzenmeyoulaile?wohaiyaochifanni,nimenzouba!”

走?

yingzhengdiyicibeirenxialezhukeling,yishijianhaiyouxiebushufu。

tazheicichulaiteyidailegongtingyujiu,jiushilaicengfande,zenmekenengzou?

“xianshengyousuobuzhi,woerrenchumenduoshi,henjiumeichifanle......”

“nimeneguanwoshenmeshi?”

guxiaoranbaibaishou,“wokannibushuang,nizouba~!”

“xiansheng,bieya,......”yingzhengxiaolexiao,

“kan,wozheishiteyidailaidejueshimeijiu,zhenggedaqinkongpadoumeiyoubizheigengmeiweidejiule。”

yingzhengshuodebucuo,tiandixiazuihaodejiuyejiushitadeyujiule。

tingdaoyouhaojiudengdaleyanjing,

“youjiu......zaizheichifanyexing,buguowozheifancaiyebushidafenggualaide,”

“钱?”

yingzhenglengleyixia,zaishenshangsichumosuo。

molemo,yifenqiandoumeiyou。

tagehuangdichumenneiliyoudaiqiande。

zaishuole,sheiganwentayaoqiana。

“带钱了吗??”

王贲被问住了。

皇帝吃饭也要钱?

zanbudoushizhijieqiang......zhengyongma?

王贲摸了摸,

“xiaodezheiliyemeiqian,xianshengninkanzheidongxixingbuxing?”

wangbishuozhecongshenshangmochuyikuaijinzi,jiaojiguxiaoran。

黄金?!

guxiaoranbeijingdaile,shenshangmeidaiqian,purensuishouyitaojiushihuangjin。

zheigoudahu,deduoyouqian?

zheimeyikuaijinzizugourangtamaibushaodongxile。

“xing,kanzaihuangjindemianzishangjiuliuzaizheichifanba。”

guxiaoranpailepaijiutanzi,“laozhaoa,nijiuliangxingbuxing?”

yingzhengyanjingyiliang,“laoqinrendouheliejiu,wokeshihailiang!”

“老王呢?”

wangbidadalieliedeshuodao:“he,yaoxiangrangwohezui,wopabazheixiejiuheguang!”

wangbisuitadiewangjian,zaibuduilipeiyangchulaidejiumengzi。

秦酒烈,王贲更烈。

ruobushiqinjiushenlie,tahechengdoubuhuizui。

古肖然咧嘴笑了笑,

gudaidejiuyinweijishubugou,wufazhengliusuoyijiujingnongduhenyiban,jiuxiangpijiuyiban。

chuanshuozhongwusonghedejiuyejiushijiduzuoyou,

suoyigurenjiuliangbingbuzenmeyang,xiandaisuibianlayigerendounenghedaochengdoubuzuide。

fangdaogudaineidoushidalao。

gengbieshuoguxiaoranshenweidongbeidahan,gengshinenghe,

guxiaoranqianshikeshibamaozihedaoderen。

千杯不醉?

bujiushidushudima,youshenmezhidexuanyaode。

jiutankaifeng,yiguxiangweipubierlai,

guxiaoranwenlewen,suiranyiban,danbiqishichangshangmaidejiuhaochuleqianbaibei。

“哗啦”

guxiaorandaolemanmanyiwan,fangdaozuibian,

yiyangtou,“gudong~~~!”

干了!

guxiaoranbajibajizui,“laozhao,nishuawo?!”

“ng?”yingzhengzhoumei,“wonalipianxianshengle?”

“nishuozheinaishiliejiu,tianxiadiyidegongtingyujiu,kezheihebaishuiyoushenmequbie?”

zheizhenbushiguxiaoranzuoguai,zheiliejiudushuchabuduoyejiuheyanjingpijiuchabuduo,

8度,不能再高了!

王贲:......

yingzheng:qiaoqiao,zheishirenshuodehuama?

“jiuzheidongxi,nimenhechengdoubudaiyunde,haishihewodeba!”

......

......

“nijiuliebu?”wangbiwenleyiju,

qinjiuchengdeshangshitianxiazuiliedele,

guxiaorandejiuhainengbiqinjiulie?

“烈!”

“liedaoguzili!”guxiaoranshenmiyixiao,“zheijiuyaokannimennengbunengheliejiule!”

开玩笑,

chenniangdeerguotou,shaoshuoyede56du,nishuoliebulie?

自称海量?

kannimenshimeiaiguoerguotoudeduda!

qinjiuzailieyebuguoqibadu,liuwanqinjiucaibideshangyiwanerguotoudejiujinghanliang。

qinjiuyejiushiyoudianjiuxiangwei,

口感,真的很一般!

但是,

guxiaorandejiukejiubuyiyangle。

chuleyoujigaodejiujingdushu,haiyouliangshijiuteyoudenonghoudejiangxiang。

guxiaoranpaipaishou,xiarenjiusongshanglaiyitan。

qingsongdidakai,yigubigangcaigengjianonghoudejiuxiangpumianerlai,

zheizhongxiangqiwanquanbutongyuqinjiudejiuxiang。

chuleyouyiguliangshideqingxiang,jiushuideganlie,haiyoucibidexinlawei。

“haojiu!”wangbilianlianchengzan,

wangbiyesuanjiuzhonglaotie,zishendejiumengzi。

tanziyidakai,duzilidejiuchonglikejiuhuoyuele,

jiulianyingzhengyerenbuzhutundekoushui,weizhicemu。

qinrenhaojiu,jiusuanxialejinjiulingyeyabuzhuduijiudekuangre,

shenweidaqinkangbazi,yingzhengdangranyehaohejiu。

erqiegengshihebianletianxiameijiu,jinriguxiaorandejiuquechuhutadeyiliao。

guxiaoranjitamendaoshang,youqishiwangbi,

倒得满满当当,

能喝?

来,给我喝!

rangnichishangsigecaisuanwoshu!

wangbiwendaojiuxiangweijiuyijingrenbuzhule,kanzhemanmandeyidawanmeijiu,

“siliu~~”xianzuoleyixiaokou,

erguotoudexinlaheganlie**zheweilei,jiuxiangweishunjianchongchikouqiang,jiulianshenshangyeguashanglejiuqi。

“好酒!!!”

wangbiyixiao,mengdiheleyikou。

56dudeerguotouyikougandiao,dalegejiuge。

jiujingxiangzhelehuodedaoziyiban,cixiangtadehoulong,

youheidelianshangrouyankejiandeshengqileyituosaihong。

yanshenyebiandemiliqilai,

“kekeke......hu......haola,haola!”

wangbilianhongdexiang**yiyang,shangcuanxiatiaode。

真有这么辣?

yingzhengbuxinle,manbuzaiyidenaqijiubei,

zijijiuliangbucha,biqiwangbiyouguozhierwubuji,xunchangheshanggebajiuwanyemeiwenti。

但他不知道的是,

daqindejiu,shigouduijiu,

liangshiniangzaochulaijiujiangxishaowubi,zhiyouduishangshuicaimianqiangyinyong,

danshiguxiaorandeerguotou,keshichunchunzhengzhengdegaoliangjiu,

纯纯的蒸馏原浆,

zheiyikouxiaqukebubiqinjiu。

buguoyingzhengyezhishiqingminyikou,

“haojiu!xianshengcijiuweiherucixiangchun?!”

“neishiziran,zheikeshiwoyongliangshiniangchulaide,zheidianjiuwokeshimaileshangbaijinliangshi。”

yingzhengmeitoujinzhou,ruoyousuosidekanzheshouzhongjiubei。

shangbaijinliangshi......turanjiujuedejiubuxiangle。

daqindiguowuchankuifa,liangshiyizhishikunraodaqinshubainiandenanti,

meijiuzaixiangqueyaobaijinliangshi。

kebaijinliangshizugouyanghuoyihurenjiayigeyue,

“xianshengkezhiwodaqinliangshiduanque?baixingminbuliaosheng,ninqueyongyibaijinliangshi......”

yingzhengxinzhongbushufu,fangxialeshouzhongjiubei。

“he,liangshiduanque,minbuliaoshenghuozaiqinshihuangerbuzaitianxiaren!”

wangbiyikoujiupenlechulai,

zheixiaoziyingshiwangsilushangpao,ladoulabuhuilai。

yingzhengyilianyihuo,tabushuangle。

“xianshenghechuciyan?nandaoqinshihuanghainengkongzhiwuchanbucheng?”

“laozhaoa,nikanwodaqinnanfang,neibaiyuezhidikedoushimuchanqianjindefeiwotudi,xiangbizhixiawodaqinjiangyuneichulebashuzhidiyouhefeiwoturangzhishuo?”

“wowenni,daqinzhongdekeshixiaomai?”

“对!”

“kebaiyuezhidizhongzhishuidao,bujinnengbaofu,chanlianghaigao,ruoshinengnaxiabaiyue,yizhiweidaqinliangcang,wodaqinhejujihuangzhihuan?”

“shuidao??”yingzhengyileng,“shuidaonengyouduogaochan?”

“yimushuidao,zaibaiyuezhidiyinianchengshusanzhiwuci,meicimuchankeyidadaoxiaomaidesibeiyouyu,zaiwodaqinzhidishengchandeliangshimianqiangbaofu,neizaibaiyuezhidichengchandeshuidaogongyingbingmajundui,”

qinchaozhishi,yimudichanshengdexiaomaixiaomailiangshibudaoyibaijin,

zheiyeshiweishenmegudairenzhongyidapiandi,chuqushuifuyezhinengmianqiangguofule。

danshixiangbixiaomai,nanfangdeshuidaozegenggaochan。

zheiyeshiweishenme,suizheshijiandetuiyiweishenmenanfangzhujianchengweifengjianshidaiguojiajingjizhongxindeyuanyin,

youqishidaoleliangsongshiqi,nanfangkanchengquanguoliangcang,

sangeyuechanliangbianzugouliangsongrenminshiyongyinian。

yingzhengyanjingliangle,zheimehaodedifang,

当然得抢过来啊。

“hao!baiyuezhitufeiwoshenjia!”

“dui,baiyuedetushifeiwo,keyouyoushenmeyongni?fanzhengmingnianqinshihuangjiusile,”

王贲:......

嬴政抽了抽嘴角,

“xianshengbushuozheixie,wanyiyouzhuanjini。”

“jiutaneizhunaozi,bushuoyedesi......”

嬴政:......

jiuguosanxun,caiguowuwei,

wangbiliangwanerguotoubianpadaozaizhuozishang,

zuilibutingdidunangzhe,shenme“mojiang”、“bixia”zhileide,

guxiaoranyiweitaxiangdangguanxiangfengle。

“laozhaowa,nizheixiarenguanzhedian,buranhelejiulaoshizheimeluanshuohua,shihuihuailedashide!”

qinchaodefalingyanke,yizhiweihoushisuogoubing,fancuojiushizhongxing,

xiangwangbizheizhongluanshuo,beizhuadaojihujiushisile。

嬴政尴尬的笑了笑,

“xiarencubi,zuijiuhoujiuhuyanluanyu,xianshenghaihan。”

shuozhehaichuailewangbide**yijiao。

嬴政眉头一挑,

“xiansheng,zaininkanlaizheidaqinfalingyouhebiyi?”

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