第1章 你懂个屁

“zheilianggenvren,nizhinengdaizouyige,lixiaoye,kuaixuanba!”

xuanyabianshang,manlianhengroudedaobananliangshougexiechizheyigenvren,yuqichangkuang,pangbian,shinengxianqiwanzhangkuanglandeyunxinghu。

“woduojiyibaiwan,tamenlianggenidoubieshachengbucheng?”liyuanzhouyilianjiujietongku,yigeshitaweihunqi,suirantabuxihuanduifanglianshangchouloudetaiji,danliangjiashidaishangyelianyin,juebunengduanzaitazheiyidai!

keyaotapaoqichulianzhiai,tayeshebude!

“rangnixuanjiuxuan,zaimomocengceng,rangtamenliangrendouzuoshuigui!”daobanannuheyisheng,xiechizheliangrenwanghoutuileyidabu。

haoxuanbuxuandezhanzaiyabian,pangfofengzaidayidian,jiunengbarenchuixiaqu。

hexuekuhandetileihengliu,“yuanzhou,jiujiuwo!wohuailenidehaizi!nishuoguowomenyaobaitoudaolaodea!”

“远洲……”

biqihexuedeguozao,yipangdefuhuazeshishangxinrouruodekanzheliyuanzhou,“womeiguanxide,nixuanfuxueba。”

“woshudaosan,nizaibuxuan,jiurangtamenyiqiweiyu!”

“一!二……”

“别!我选何雪!”

liyuanzhouzuanjinquantou,etouqingjinbilu,pangfozuolejijiannandejueding。

“你走!”

daobananfanglehexue,zhuanshenjiubafuhuatuilexiaqu。

piankejian,fuhuarutongdiaoduideguniaochuizhizhuiluo,suihou‘peng’yisheng,shuihuasijian,zaiwuzongying。

liyuanzhouhedehunshenyizhan,xiayishijiuwangyabianpao,“fuhua!nimenzenmeneng……”

‘砰!’

daobananwangtianshangfangleyiqiang,qishixiongxiongdao:“zaibugun,rangnimensizaiyiqi!”

“yuanzhou,womenkuaizouba!fuxiaojieshigexianliangshudedehaonvren,tayebuxiwangnichushide!”

hexuezhuaizhemiansecanbaideliyuanzhou,houzhekanzhewugejiefei,youdingzheshouqiangkanlejimiao,rutongxieleqidepiqiu,shihunluopoyicongzhepaokai。

liangrenkuaisushangche,meiyihuier,chezibianruoyoulongbanshilizhongrenshixian。

dengrenzouyuan,daobananshouqishouqiang,houpadepaipaixinkoudao:“wogangcaishibushiduilaodataixiongle?nishuoshuo,laodabuxiangjiehun,neijiuzhijietihaole,haizhuangchou,haiyanzheimedayitaixi!”

“你懂个屁!”

gaogejiefeibailetongbanyiyan,naixinjieshidao:“laodabuxiangjiehun,ketadieshouliniezhelaodamuqindeyiwua,tabujiayitongyi,dongxinengjita?zaishuole,yaobushiliyuanzhoutaihuaxin**,hunqianjiugaochuhaizi,laodashuobudingjiuhetacouhezheguoyibeizile,sheijiaotabudongzhenxi?”

“上车!”

shouaijiefeitoujiliangrenyigedabaiyan,pingshimeishuoguohua?feiyaochuzaizheier,shizhenbupashanxiadejingchazhuishanglai?

“来了来了!”

yucitongshi,bangexiaoshihou。

fuhuacongshuilishangan,hunshenshitou,fasiweijuan,zhangjienengqingchukanjianshuidi,taohuayanboguanglinlin,edanlianguanghuaxini,feidanbuchou,haixiangjileyingshijuliyouchunyoumeidemeirenyu。

‘滴滴~’

zangzaiyifulidefangshuitongxunqixiangqi,fuhuayibianwangdalushangzou,yibianjietong,erpanxiangqihaoyoufuyunchuancixingwenroudeshengyin。

“shiqinggaodingle?niquedingyihoudoubuzaihuifujiale?”

“buhuile,zhiqiandefuhuayijingsile,congciyihouwojiaosuhua。”

fuhuamouziyongxianchuchaofeng,qindieduitabuguanbuguhaiyixinzhixiangliyongta,tahaiburugaihuimuxing。

“niyuehaolxiansheng,wojinwanhuixibei,zhengqubaxiangmunaxialai。”

“好。”

guaduantongxunqi,fuhuayigemeitaitoudeshunjian,yiliangmaibahexianxiancazhetadeshentijichierguo,jinjiezhe‘peng’yisheng,chezizhuangdaoshushangbeijieting,cheqianshenzhuangchuyigeaoxian。

baituoleyiduanzaogaodeguanxi,fuhuaxinqinghaisuanhao,tadabushangqian,shenshouqiaoleqiaomaibahechechuang,“xuyaobangmangma?”

wenyan,jiashizuodenanrentaiqitou,fuhualengleshimiao。

jianmeifeiyang,danfengyan,danyanwoshensui,suibianyipiao,jiujirenyizhongqingshenfeinibukedeganjue,junbigaoting,bochunyouren,zhangtuiweiqu,nengkanchushenxinggaoda,napaciketoushangzhengliuxue,yeyanbuzhuyishendejinguiyulengao。

guishishencha,fuhuadakaichemen,xiangbadaomeideshuainanrenxianzhuaixialai,kexiayike,quebeirenfanzuanzhushouwan,qiangladaolecheshang!

cheyibeifangping,fuhuabeiyaxiaqu,jinjiezheshenshangtieleyijujingzhuangdeshenti。

nanrenzaichuan,shentihuolubandetang,rangtashentiyegenzhemomingsumaqilai。

shentijiyiyuangaoyudanao,fuhuaxiayishichuquan,kepingshinengdatuiliangbaijinnanrendequantou,cikequebeiduifangqingsonghuajie,shenzhiandaoletouding!

fuhuanule,yaoyaqiechidao:“nizuihaofanglewo,fouzewoyaonihouhuiyibeizi……”