第一章小道林天玄

“jinri,woshishoutianxiangzaihaiyingxiang,tianlongshanfashengleidianzaihai,zhumingjingdiantianlongdaoguanfashengtanta……”

xiaofanguanli,laojiudianshishengyinzhida,queyegaibuguorenshengdingfei。

“zheitianlongguanhaoduanduanjiuhuizhaoletianzai?buhuishilaoletaiduoheixinqianba?”

zheishihou,jiaoluolichuanlaiyidaoqingchedesangyin,ruqingquanchanchan,xidirenxin。

“ai!nimenkebieluanshuo,tianlongguancongweishouguoheixinqian,zheileidianbuguoshi……”

neishuohuadexiaoqingnianershichutou,shenchuanpojiudaopao,lianshanghaiheiqiqide,poweilangbei。

danshi,taneiyishuangmouziqueyichangmingliang,xiangshiyouxingchendaozhuan,yichangcuican。

“niyoushishei,gaodehaoxianghenzhidaoside。”

“buguoshishenme?nidaoshishuoa!”

zhongrendoufenfenzhuantoukanxiangxiaodaoshi,yanshendoushifenqidai。

“xiaodaosujiamingzilintianxuan,daohaoxuanzhen。”

xiaodaoshitairanziruo,qingshengyixiao:“tianlongshanshangshiyourenfeishengbucheng,yinlaileijie,zheicaiyangjilechiyu。”

huayuluoxia,zhongrenyifukanshazidebiaoqing,fenfenchuyanxiluo。

“zheixiaozi,dangdaoshidangshaleba?”

“zheidoushenmeniantoule,haishenshenguiguide,yaoxiangxinkexue!”

lintianxuanqingxiaoyaotou,yebugentamenzhengbian。

yiqunfanfusuzieryi,dongshenme?

jintianzaishanshangdujiedejiushilintianxuan,taqinshenjinglihainengshuocuo?

lintianxuan,shibenshidafushanglinjiazhihou,yinminggeyouyi,basuibeishifudaozhengzhenrenjieyinshangshan。

xiudaoshiwuzai,yijingxiuliandaoludixianren。

jinrifeishengweiguo,shiyinweijiujushanzhong,bujingshisuhongchen,gongdebugou。

cifantaxiashan,zhengshiyaohongchenyouli,xuanhujiushi,jizangongde。

zhinaiheshirenrouyanfantai,gaorenjiuzaiyanqian,quepianpianbeidangchengleshazi。

“woshuoniyigepodaoshi,jinzaizheiyaoyanhuozhong。”

cishi,yigehubeixiongyao,zuixunxundezhongnianren,yaoyaohuanghuangchaolintianxuanzoulai。

“zheishishangyaozhenyouxianren,wojiushixianrentaqindie!”

cihuayichu,fanguanlihongxiaoshengyipian。

lintianxuantiaomeidaliangtayiyan,qingxiaodao:“fanfusuzi,buyunijijiao,kuaizoukai。”

zuihanshuangyanyideng,pokoudama:“**deyigejianghupianzi,haiganshuonidiewoshifanfusuzi?!”

“laozijintianjiuhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni!”

“你喝多了。”

lintianxuanyaoyaotou,suishouzaibeizhongzhanleyidishuizhu,qingqingyidan,shexiangzuihandexigai。

‘putong’yisheng,zuihanbianyingshengerdao,zailegegoukenni。

zhongrenbingweikanqinglintianxuanchushou,zhiyiweizuihanheduole,dunshihongxiaoyipian。

“made,zheidizenmebuping?”

neizuihanwuzhenaodaizhanleqilai,yufanaonu,“doushinizheigoudaoshihaidelaozishuaigentou,wojintianfeidasinibuke!”

tataiqiquantou,zuoshiyaodalintianxuan。

砰!

jiuzaizheishi,xiaofanguandemenquebeirendalituikai。

yigulengfengguanjinlai,zhongrenfenfendalegehanzhan。

menwaidayupiaopo,kuangfenghuxiao。

shushimingshenchuanheixifudejingzhuangdahan,yicierru,qishixionghan。

chaneizhijian,wuneizhongrenjinruohanchan,fenfenkanxiangneiqunheiyidahan。

neiweishoudahanlianshangyidaoxiezhangdaoba,yanshenshifenhenli。

daobahanzihuanshiyiquan,kandaolintianxuanshi,yanshenbuyouweiweiyiliang。

taganjindabulaidaolintianxuanshenqian,gongjingdao:“linxiansheng,wojiaxiaojieyidao,haiqingninqianwangyixu。”

jiuzhuangsongrendan,gengshihairenjing。

shangbudenglintianxuankaikou,zuihanqueyibatuikaidaobahanzi,gaoshengjiaoxiao:“nimenyoushitamacongnalimaochulaide,ganjiehulaozi?”

“gaosunimen,zheixiaozirelewo,bunengzou!”

daobahanzimeitouweiweiyizhou,lengshengdao:“rengchuqu,jitaxingxingjiu。”

huayincailuo,tashenhoulijizouchuliangren,gentixiaojiziyibanjiangzheizuihantizherengchulewuwai。

“我他妈!”

beiwuwaiyushuilinlegeyijiling,zuihanjiushunjianxinglejifen。

“laozibeichenghuapibaozi,haimeipaguoshei!”

tanaoxiuchengnu,suishoushiqiyikuaizhuantou,chongjinwuneijiuyaozhaodaobalianhanzipinming。

“老子……”

kexiayimiao,tadenuhoushengquejiaranerzhi。

yizhiheidongdongdeqiangkou,jiudingzailetadenaomenshang。

“womenshixiangyunshidongjiaderen!”

daobahanzilengshengdao:“nizheishizhunbeigenwomendongjiapengyipeng?”

“祥云市,董家?”

“neikeshiwomenxiangyunshideshidajiazuzhiyi,shouyantongtian!”

yishijian,wuneizhongrenfenfendaoxiliangqi,buganhangsheng。

neizuihangengshi‘putong’yisheng,guidaozaidi,hunshenduosuo。

“wo…wobuzhidao,zheiweixiaoxiongdishidongjiaguike,rao…raoming!”

neidaobahanzihuanhuanshouhuiqiang,yanzhongyimohenlishanguo。

“mingkeyiraoni,danzuinideshou!daduantayitiaotui!”

tasuiyihuihuishou,likeyourenbazuihandaidechuqu。

buchubanfenzhong,menwaixiangqiyishengcanjiao,zhongrentingdebeijifahan。

“ge!chibaole,daiwoqujiannijiadaxiaojie。”

cishi,lintianxuanshenzhelanyaozhanleqilai,fangruogangcaiyiqiedougentameiguanxi。

“e,duile,woshenshangmeiqian,nibangwojiegezhang。”

tatizheyajingzhizouchuwuzi,shenhoulijiyouxizhuanghanzikuaibushangqian,weitachengsan。

“是,林先生!”

daobananzisuishoutaochuyidiehongpiaozianzaizhuozishang,yekuaibuzhuanshenliqu。

wuwai,dayulianmian,shiershandianpokong,yingliangjiedao。

yilianglaosilaisihuanyingtingzailubian,yupojiuxiaoguanzigegeburu。

lintianxuanhuixinyixiao,huanbuzoudaocheqian,qiaoleqiaohouchechuang。

chechuangluoxia,luchuyizhangjuemeidelianpang,meiyanruhua,bingqingyurun,shirenjianshaoyoudefengjing。

zheiqinglengdejuemeinvzizhengshitianxiangshidongjiadunv,tianxiangdiyimeiren,dongqingqing。

lindongliangjianaishishijiao,gengshimendanghudui,zaozailintianxuanchushengzhishi,liangjiabianyijingdingxiawawaqin。

cifandujieshibaixiashan,lintianxuanbenxianglianxijiazulaijieziji。

keshizhongwufalianxidao,wunaizhixia,zheicaidaledianhuajizijizheigeweihunqi。

“好久不见了!”

lintianxuanyebukeqi,taishoujiuyaolachemen,quebeidongqingqingyigeyanshenlanzhu。

“nishenshangtaizang,jiubieshangchele。”

dongqingqingliumeiweizhou,dalianglintianxuanliangyanhou,mianshengxianqi。

“hao,wobushangnideche。”

lintianxuandaoyeshiqu,songlesongjian,tuihouyibu。

“lintianxuan,duodehuawoyebuxiangheniduoshuo,jintianguohou,niwozhijianhunyuejiucizuofei。”

dongqingqingniuguotou,buxiangduokanlintianxuanyiyan。

“作废?”

lintianxuanweiweiyizheng,suihoushixiaodao:“bienao,zanmenzhijianhunshikeshiliangjialaoyeziqinzidingxiade,nishuolekebusuan!”

“lintianxuan,wokannishizaishanshangxiudaoxiushale!”

huayinluoxia,dongqingqingyitaishou。

neidaobahanzilimahuiyi,conghoubeixiangliquchuyizhiheisexiangzi,didaolintianxuanshenqian。

“zheiliyouyibaiwan,ninazhe,jiudangshiwoduinizuihouderenci!”

“congjinwanghou,niwozhijianliangbuxiangqian!”

shuowan,chechuangbolihuanhuanshengqi。

lintianxuanqueshenshouanzhuchechuang。

“怎么?嫌少?”

dongqingqingliumeijinzhou,biyiyixiao:“buyaotandewuyan!”

“xiashanqian,wosuanguo,womencishengyinyuantianding!”

lintianxuanyebunaohuo,xiaoxixidao:“jinsheng,nidongqingqingzhudinghuishiwodenvren!”

“神经病!”

dongqingqinglenglexia,suihoudimayiju。

tazhangzheimeda,jiumeijianguozheimebuyaoliandenanren。

“nihaiyiwei,nishineigegaogaozaishangdelinjiagongzige?nimenlinjiazaojiuzigubuxiale!”

“erniyigelianxuedoumeishangguodechoudaoshi,shiqulelinjiabihu,pingshenmegenwojiehun?”

“niyoukongzaizheichuiniudapi,haiburuhuiqukankannineikuaibingsidelaodie!”