第1章 和棺材结婚

“zheiyoushishenmebaxi?”

guangxianhunanrutongsijiyibandewoshilitudixiangqiyigechunhouerfuyoucixingdesangyin,quedichenrusi。

nanrenzuozaijingguimuzhilunyishang,kouqiqingmieerbingleng。

yinyibujinshentiweiweiyijiang,xiandeyufajiongpo。

yidaochiredemuguangzhigougoudejinsuozaitashenshang,yinyizhidao,nanrenzaikantalimianruoyinruoxianluchulaidexingganqingqunei.yi!

tadizhemou,zuanjinleboruchanyidewaizhaoyijiao,naozilifuxianchupoposhuoguodehua——

“zhiyaonihuaishangchengyudehaizi,jiwoxijiayanxuxianghuo,nifuqinzaiwaimianqianxiadesuoyouzhaiwudoukeyiyouxijialaichengdan。”

xichengyu,yanqianzheigezuozailunyishangdenanren,xizhuanggelv,yingjundemiankonglunkuofenmingkejian,kaozhetachuqideshangyetounaozaisshiliwenmingxiaerhufenghuanyu,queyinweiliangnianqianyichangmomingdechehuosangshileshuangtuidezhijue,yejiushitadecanjizhangfu。

yinyitingshuoguo,tashiyinweiyigenvrenchuchehuode。shide,xichengyuyouxinaideren。

suoyitahexichengyushiyoumingwushidefuqi,zheichanghunyinmeiyourenheqinggan,jiajita,zhishiweilejifuqindizhai。xianzaitongyangyinweifuqindezhaiwu,tayaoweitashenghaizi。

fouzefuqinjianghuiyinweihaibuqinggaolidaibeikandiaoshuangshou。

xiangdaozheili,yinyidaoxiyikoulengqi,fangjianlidefenweiyiranningzhong,tayaoleyaoya,tiqiyijiao,shuangxiweiquhuanhuanguizailetamianqian,dibanbinglengrugu。

tafuzainanrendexigaishang,juzhiwenrou,“wolaifushini。”

tudi,yiguzhongzhongdelidaoguoduandituikaileta!

“fushiwozheigefeiren?”xichengyujincumeitou,zhizhelunyituihouliangbu,biaoluzhetadeyanezhiji。

tabushidiyicikangjuhetadezhitijiechu。

yinyilveweidiantou,yaozhexiachunyinrensuoyoudeweiqu,xigaimocazhedibanxiangqian,zaicikaojinta,shenshouqujiexizhuangshangdeniukou,xianzhangdeshouzhizaiweiweifazhan。

“滚。”

gangpengdaolingkoudekouzi,jiuxiangqinanrenrutongcuishanglebingdeshengyin。

yinyiweizheng,shuangshoudunleyixia,jinjiezhejixujietadexizhuang。

jiedaodisanke,yijingluchunanrenxiongtangshangjianshuoyinglangdejixian,taganshoudaoxichengyujianjianjicudehuxi,taitouyaoquwenshangneizhangbochun,yankanliangrenjuliyufakaojin,shuangchunjiangyaopengzaiyiqideshihou,jianshangyizhenjutong——

“嘶……”

tazaicibeixichengyuhenhentuikai,shuaidaozaidishang,xigaibeicapo,luchuxuehen。

erxichengyuquefangfoyizuoqinglengdeshendi,dimoupinizhetalangbeidemoyang。

“weiledizhai,jiaruxijia,xianzaiweilegengduodeqianbuxiyaoxishengqingbai。nigenwaimianchumai.shentizhuanqiandeji.nvyoushenmequbie!?gun!”

yiziyiju,rutongwushubadaoren,chazaiyinyidexinshang。

tazuozaidishang,shenqingbeitong,qiliangdixiaolexiao,weiweizhandoudehongchunqi:“duia。wobujinshigeweileqianchumaizijishentideji.nv,haishigegenguancaijiehundexiaohua!”

语气中满是自嘲。

shide,tahexichengyumeiyouhonghonglieliedehunli,gentabaitangchengqindeshiyifuzuogongjingguanghuadeguancai!

neitiankuangfengbaoyu,leimingjiaojia。

tayixibaisegaodinghunsha,zhanzaihongtandejintou,zaiwushudao**lademuguangzhongdengdaitadexinlang。

zhengzhengsangexiaoshi,tadeshuangtuiyijingmamubukan,zhouweichaoxiaosiqi。

tatiqihunshaquezhetuizouchujiehundiantang,dayupangtuo,shashijianbataquanshenlindeshitou。

yifuguancaihuanhuanbeitaileguolai。

“yinxiaojie,xizongtuobukaishen,rangnigentazouhunliyishi。yaoshiyinxiaojiebuyuanyi,neizheihunshijiusuanle。”

yinyizhidao,xichengyubudaijianta,zheishizaibitatuihundeyisi。

danweilefuqindezhaiwu,tazhinengxuanzerenshouquru!

yinyizhanzaiyuli,wangzheneiguanghuabinglengdeguancai,quanshendouzaifazhan……

“什么意思啊?”

“zheihaikanbumingbaima?xijiakanbushangzheigenvren,lianxinlangdoubuyaotale。haiyongzheidongxidaiti,zhenhuiqi!”

“jiushi,gengeguancaijiehundenvren,huiqi!”

suoyoudejixiaohelengchaoredouchaoxiangta,fangfobatazhenggerendoubokailebaoluzaikongqizhongyiban!

yinyijinbizhezuichun,chenmobuyu,xinrutongzaibeidaojiaoyiban。yuzhusiyipaidazaitadeshenshang,yicunnianyazheyicundetengtong……

jiulianlaotianyedouqirutama?

yifenbuqinglianjiashangdeshileihaishiyushui,yinyijiangyingzaiyuandi……

neishiyinyijinshengjinshidounanyiwangjidehuamian!

tameiyouhoutui,ershiqiangrenlesuoyoudewuru,yingzhetoupiyuguancaichenghun。

sixuwanqian,yinyishuangyanyibaohanleiyi,tawangzhenanrenyijiukanbuchuyisibolandemiankong,mouzilizhishengzuihouyisizunyan,tazhuanshenduomenerchu!

“peng——”deyisheng,menbeijinjinguanshang。

xichengyuzhengtaishouyaogundonglunyizhuishangqu,shouqueturantingzhu,yandiyongdongzhejifenyiyangdeqingsu。

taxianzaijiushigefeiren,youshenmeliyouyaorangzheimeyigehaonvhaizaitashenshanglangfeiqingchun?

mengdi,tatingzaibankongzhongdeshouturanhenhendazaitanhuandetuishang!

yinyuedetongganrangxichengyuzhoulezhoumei,xuanjimouguangyiliang!

痛……

zheishuangrenpingshuaidaokepodoumeiyouzhijuedetui,jingrannengganjuedaotongle!?