第1章
laogongyinweichuchawufacanjianverdemanyuejiu。
wozhanzaitaishang，yishoubaozhenveryishoudakailaogongzhuanmenweinverpaishedexiaoshipin。
kuandadepingmushangquechuxianleyixingheisejiacudehua——
【linsuihezheige**shixiaosan，huogaishenghaizimei**，haitamayoulianbanmanyuejiu！】
wokandaopingmushangdehualiansezhourandabian。
jiuzaiwohaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，yigenanshengnazheyipinghongjiuchongshangtaihenhenzazaiwodejiaoxia。
“dajiakuaikankan，zheigenvrenshibuyaoliandexiaosan，yonggezhongshouduangouyinwoba！”
woyubianjie，quebeihenhentuidaozaidi。
nverguazaibojingshangdeaiguoxiaojinsuoyebeitahenhenbaxia。
xiaosandeerzixiaozhangdijianqiwodiaoluozaididesanshuyoudaizheng，zhiyiyoudaizhengdezhenjia。
tadangzhesuoyourendemianjiangwodeyoudaizhenghenhenzheduan，bingfabushipindaozhiwobeiwangbao。
tianlianghou，wozaijigejunsaodepeitongxia，beizhenverbaozheyixiangjungongzhangguizailejunqumenkou。
dangwozhanzaitaishang，yishoubaozhekeaidenver，yishoudakailaogongzhuanmenweinverpaishedexiaoshipindeshihou。
全场顿时哗然。
wobumingsuoyidikanxiangdapingmu，zhijiankuandadepingmushangfangyingdebingbushinverhantaikejudekeaimoyang，ershiyixingheisejiacudehua——
【linsuihezheige**shixiaosan，huogaishenghaizimei**，haitamayoulianbanmanyuejiu！】
wokandaopingmushangdehualiansezhourandabian。
什么小三？
什么**？
jiuzaiwohaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，yigegaodazhuangshuodenanshengnazheyipinghongjiuchongshangtaihenhenzazaiwodejiaoxia。
“dajiakuaikankan，zheigenvrenshibuyaoliandexiaosan，yonggezhongshouduangouyinwoba！”
woxiayishiceshenhuzhuhuailidenver，feijianerqidehongjiupingsuipianhuashanglewodelian。
“tongxue，nizaihushuobadaoshenme？wogenbenburenshiniba！”wozhouzhemeitoujilibaochilengjing。
“niburenshiwoba？neijiuqileguaile，yigeburenshiwobaderen，huimeitianjitadadianhua，jitafaweixinma？！”
“womahuijiagenwokusudeshihou，wohaibuganzhixin，zheiniantoudangxiaosandounenglizhiqizhuangle？haiyoulianjinverbanmanyuejiu！”
“nipeima？ninverpeima？！”nanshengetouguqileqingjin，manlianzhengningdijiaoxiaodao。
tingdaoduifangruciwuru，woyehuodaqilai：“zheilimiankendingyouwuhui，shiqingmeishuoqingchuqian，nibunengwuruwohewodenver......”
taixiayeyouqinqiweiwozuozheng：“zheibukeneng，meiniantamenfuqiliangdoushangwomenjiabainian......”
“daodishinalilaidehaizihushuobadao？”
nanshengquetiaoqijiaolai，yibazhanghenhenshuaizaiwodelianshang。
“hao，bujianguancaibudiaoleishiba？wozheijiurangniqingqingchuchumingmingbaibai！”
“ni**goudadenanrenshibushijiaofangzhaoming？！”
zheigemingziyichuwodunshilengleyixia。
“zhuang！worangnizaizhuang！woshifangzhaomingdeqinshengerzifangxuran！jinnianshisisui，womajiaotaoqing，tamendoujiehunduoshaonianle？”
“nini？nizheigepohuairenjiatingde**shengdehaizicaigangmanyue！”
“nibushixiaosanshishenme？！”
我被骂得一脸懵逼。
fangzhaomingqueshishiwodelaogongmeicuo。
wogenfangzhaomingjiehunshisinian，xiangaileshisinian。