第05章:你什么时候瞎的?

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“gujishinajiaqianjin!”

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“gujishisheijiaquhuilaidehaomenshaonainaiba。”

“……”

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yewen,bujiushixilaofurenyuanbenjishaoyeshuodeyejiaxiaojiema?

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什么?管家?

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haizimuqin,youxiebeihedaole!

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“mama。”tongtongwadeyishengkule。

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无疑让他恶心至极!

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