第三章孔安村的古怪
shiqingyoudao：【meibanfaa，suoyouzaidierdaojiejiebeipochushibuzaijieneidedizidouyaobeizanshiguanya，nicouqiaolou。】
【师尊怎么说？】
【tashuo，yishitongren。】
【buxing！】wozhongzhongfangxiachabei，xiadingjuexindao：【neiwozijiqucha！】
shiqingfangebaiyandao：【ni？ninengchachushenmelai？】
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【womianweiqinandipeiniquba。】
zaijiyizhong，shiqingzongshizuidudehen，shuohuazhuanmenchuorenfeiguanzi，duishenmedoushiyifukanbuguandeyangzi，yincidezuibushaoren。rujinwoyichaobianchengzaitaoxianyiren，queyezhiyoutayuanyihewochengweigongfan。
shibuyichi，wolashangshiqingyilugan，kuaidaochukoushi，youjiandaolexiaoshidi。
xiaoshidichuandebushipingchangdizidetongyifushi，ershihuanshanglebianfu，yixireyandehongyi，yaojianhaipeizhejian。
xiaoshidixiaodao：【shijiezheimewanshiyaoquna？keshirenjian？】
shiqingpiezui，zaiyicifaqizuidugongji，dao：【zhidaohaiwen，dawanshangdechuandegenzhihuahudiesidejisheikana。】
xiaoshidiqueshibulihui，yijiumeiyanhanxiao，zhuantouduiwodao：【shijieburudaishangwo，duoyigerenduoyigebangshou。】
【neizenme......】shiqinggangxiangjujue，jiubeiwoyishouenxia。
【dangranhao，womenyiqiba。】wohuidao。
guanyuzheiweixiaoshidi，woxianzaizhizhishenshao，danzhijuegaosuwo，tahenqiguai，yehenzhongyao，chenzhetongxing，yexukeyixiangbanfamoqingtadedixi。
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womenyaoqudedifangjiaokongancun，jinlaixiuzhenjiezaicichuanchaledaliangyanxian，duicichuguanzhumiqiedeguoletou，suoyi，zheiliyidingyujiejiepochudemimixixixiangguan。
xiuzhenjieshijijiudichurenjian，zhishixuanzaishenshan，youbeishilejiejie，putongrenzhaobudaoeryi。wanshangwomenchufa，yilukuangben，kuaiyaodaoshi，yijingtianguangweiliang。
tianzhengxiazheyu，wuqizhongzhong，shanluqiqu，qianfangdeyiqiedoubeinongwulongzhao，shirenkanbuzhenqie，buguojishibuyongyanjingyenengshenkeganshoudao----zheiliyinqijizhong。
womenchaoqianzouqu，lubiandekuanchangpingtanqilai，kejieshangrendingxishao，jiajiahuhumenchuangjinbi。
zuiguguaideshi，zheilijihudaochudouzhangtiezheyifuguiyidexiang，yigeqingmianliaoya、xiongsheneshadeshoumianrenshendeeguiweiyushang，yiduiguibaidenannvweiyuqixia。
nanrenyangzhetou，shuangshouheshi，shenqingbeiqi，nvrenfuzhebei，shentibanyi，zhedanbodesizhuangyishan，banbianxiongfuhejianbangshenzhitanluzaiwai，xiandelveweiqingfu。zuishangmianxiezheyixingzi“qingtiandalaoyeyouwugufengdeng”huozhe“qingtianlaoyeraoshu”。
yiqianyoueguizaiminjianshaoshaqianglve、zhizaozaihai，jiangcunzhuanggaodeyituanzao，kerenmenyouwukenaihe，jiuhuijiangzheizhongeguigongfengweishenming，xianjimeilideshaonv，yiqiucunluopingan。buguosanwannianqiandeyichangsanjiehunzhan，eguijibenshangdouyijingbeichanqingle，danshizheizhongluohoudexisu，haishibeibufendifangbaoliulexialai。
ganleyiwanshangdelu，cishiyishishoujiaofama、jingpilijin。chaoqianwangqu，nongwuzhong，youyijiankezhanhailiangzhehunhuangdeguang，womenbianhaobuyouyudizoulejinqu。
【来了！】
shiyishengqingcuidenvsheng，zhuanyanwangqu，yiweiershichutoudenvzijiangmaojinliluodidazaijianshang，duanzhechashuidianxinxiaozhezoulehuilai，kanyangziyinggaishilaobanniang。
【sanweikeguan，yaodianshenme？bendian......】
zheinvzibianshuobianyiyikanxiangwomensanren，piejianxiaoshidishi，dunledun，shenqingweibian，daochashuideshouwaileyixia，rechashunzhezhuoyandixia。
【zenmele？】wowenlaobanniang。
【buhaoyisi......keguanmeishenmefenfuwojiuxianqumangle。】
laobanniangzaijiantoudemaojinshangkaileyixia，congconglikai。
wojialelianglihuashengmi，huangusizhou，cumeidao：【guguai。】