第3章 竟然不是我拍的

suxiaoxiaoheizhelianjiangbaobiaohonglechuqu。

huidaozuoweishang,tayuexiangyueqi,mannaozihuizhibuqudoushineige**delian。

shenzhiliangongzuodoumeibanfajingxiaxinlaichuli。

“huohai!**!zhenshidaolebabeizixuemei!”

suxiaoxiaoturanpaizhezhuozijiaodao,yegubushangtongshimenyiyangdeyanguang,jiuxiangzaikanzheyigeshenjingbing。

fanzhenggongzuoyezuobuxiaqu,tagancuishoushishoushidongxi,kankanshijianyechabuduo,zhijiexiabanzourenle。

dangran,tacaibuhuiquxuyichenjiachishenmewanfan,linshangbaojiuhuidaolezijijia。

sheizhigangdakaifangmen,jiukanjianshafashangzuozheyigerenying。

“a!”suxiaoxiaoshunjianheleyitiao,chayidianjiujiangmenshuaishang,dingxiashencaifaxianshixuyichen。

tazhanzaimenkou,fuzhexiongkoushunzheqi,bailetayiyan,meihaoqidao,“nizenmehuizaizheili?”

xuyichentaitou,yanzhongjingshibushurenhenvrendefengqing,gouchunyixiao,“dengni。”

mingmingtingwenroudelianggezi,buzhiweihe,congtakouzhongshuochujiushifenqianzou。

suxiaoxiaohaoburongyicaiyaxiadehuoqi,cengyixiayoucuanleshanglai。

tajiangshouzhongdebaoyiza,zaixuyichenmianqian,yaoyaqiechidao,“woshishuo,nishizenmejinlaide!”

xuyichendaizhemirendexiaorong,huanglehuangshouzhongdeyaochi,lisuodangrandao,“yuefujide。”

“ni!”suxiaoxiaoqidexiangmaniang,xianglexiangyoujuezheyinggaimadie,danwunaitadieniangdouzaoyixianqu。

ai,suanlesuanle,laosushengqiandaitabubo,yejiulinsiqiankengletayiba,suanlesuanle。

suxiaoxiaohueryouxiexinsuan,nianjiqingqing,zheigejiajiuzhishengtazijiyigeren,xianglailaosuyeshinianjiruci,fangxinbuxiata,zheicaipinlemingyeyaokanjiantahexuyichenjiehunba?

heng!kexisuotuofeiren,haiburubutuo!suxiaoxiaoshenxiyikouqi,youzhongzhongtulechulai。

takebunengzaixuyichenmianqianluchuruanruodeyimian。

“suoyi,nidaodixiangganshenme?”suxiaoxiaowozaishafali,baozhegebo,xieyanpielexuyichenyiyan,kanjiantakaikou,youdaduandao,“wojinggaoni,bieshitudiaoxiwo!wokebushineixiehuachixiaoguniang!”

xuyichengangkaikoujiubeiyelehuiqu,bujinshixiao。

xiaoguohou,taduanqichabei,hezhezaojiupaohaodehuacha,manbujingxindao,“yemeixiangganshenme,jiushitiqianyanlianyixiafuqienaiderizi,mianderihouzaierlaomianqianluxian。”

suxiaoxiaowuyu,zheigeliyoutaqueshimeibanfafanbo。

jinguanxuyichenshige**,dantafumuqueshicongxiaodaitaruqinguinv。

wulunruhe,tayebunengreerlaodanxin,danshi……

takanzhezhuoshangdechaguan,youkanlekanruowuqishipinzhechadexuyichen,jifanbeiyaxiadenuhuo,zaiyerenbuzhu,paizhezhuozijiaodao,“sheirangniluandongwodongxide!nijiwofangxia!nizheige**!”

“bujiushiyiguanyunnanmeiguihua,haishichennianjiucha,gairiwotuorenjinidaiyixiangxinde。”

xuyichenyaoleyaotou,bumingbaisuxiaoxiaoweishenmeturanzhamao。

dansuxiaoxiaohezhishizhamao,tadingzhexuyichen,yanjingdoukuaipenchuhuole。

yaozhidaoneiguanmeiguihua,keshitahechuliannanyoudedingqingxinwu。

tazhenzanglehaojinian,doushebudechaifeng,haidasuanjiehunhouliujihaizide,sheizhibanlushachugexuyichen,jiaoletadelianaibushuo,haichailetadeliwu!

“xuyichen!nijiwo……”

suxiaoxiaohenxiangshuonijiwopei,danshiyizhici,taxuyichenjiushihuaguangsuoyouqian,yemaibuhuiyiyangdele。

hekuang,tayijingjiaren,zaizenmepinming,yezhuabuzhuneiduanganqingle。

suxiaoxiaodeqishiyixiajiutuilexialai,hongzheyanquan,yiziyiju,“nijiwogun!”

xuyichenfangxiashouzhongdechabei,muguanglveguosuxiaoxiaohuaizhongdechaguan,mouseweiweiyichen。

zuoweisuxiaoxiaoqiannanyoudehaoxiongdi,tadangranzhidaozheigechaguandegushi,zhishitabingbuxiangchengrenzijijiushiguyide,suoyitahenkuaijiulianlehanyi,louzhusuxiaoxiaodejianbang,zhankailewenrougongshi。

“haolehaole,laoponibieshengqile,xiaciwozaiyebudongnidongxile。”

“gun!sheishinilaopo。”suxiaoxiaozhengzhazhe,danxuyichenjiushibufangshou。

“nishuoba,yaozenmepei,shizaibuxing,woyishenxiangxuyexing。”

“laopo,woqujinizuofanba,nixiangchishenme?”

“老婆……”

suxiaoxiaozhidaoxuyichenshigeliaomeigaoshou,huaxinzhanan,danyedibuzhutazheiyanglaopozhanglaopoduandewenrougongshi,shuolunxianneidaoyebuzhiyu,danfahuoziranyeshifabuchulaile。

chiguowanfan,suxiaoxiaojiuhuidaowoshi,dakailebijiben。

guoran,toutiaojiushixuyichenhehanyuneryisilianqingpuguang。

suihaimeiyouputiangaidi,danreduchixuzenggao,zheiyangyeqiahaoshuomingledujiaxiaoxidexiyoujiazhi。

kexizhetengleyitian,suxiaoxiaoxianzaijiushixinzhongzaiyouqi,yemeiliqifahuole,zhinengyanbabadikanzhebierendeyishouzhaopian,huranchuixiongdunzu,xintongliulei,aihaodao。

“xuyichen,nishuowoshangbeizishizaoleshenmenie,cainengyujiannizheigezaixing?”

“laoponibienanguole,wohehanyunergenbenjiumeiguanxi。”

xuyichenturanchuxianzaitashenhou,heshangtadebijiben,haishenshouzirandiloushangtadejian。

suxiaoxiaodemuguanghaitingliuzaidiannaopingmushang,xuyichenzheiyanglouzhehanyunerdehuamian,pielepiezui,“wonanguodegenbenbushizhaopianhaome!shizheiyangwanmeidezhaopian,jingranbushiwopaide!”

tachengren,zheiyangshuojishishihua,yeshiweiledajixuyichen,zhishi……

“a!”suxiaoxiaozhijuezheyidaoyinyingtouxia,zhenggerenjiubeipudaozaichuangshang。

tadexinzangyixiachoujin,jiezhebushoukongzhidikuangtiao。

tadingzheneizhangwanmeidaowuketiaotidelian,litayuelaiyuejin,shunjianwangjileyaozenmehuxi。

xuyichenjugaolinxia,tiaozhetadexiaba,huerxiemeiyixiao。

“meiguanxi,xiaci,nijiupaizijihaole。”