sishisuishi，woneigeyiguershiniandelaoqingrenhuilaile。
dingzhebierenyizhangershijisuidelianzaiwomianqianmingzheshitan。
tadabandehuazhizhaozhan，shengpaworenbuchulaita。
keshiwodeairen，wozenmehuirenbuchunini……
……
fengbidefangjianli，diannaofangzhegaoqingdedianying，**huamianhuzhiyuchu。
daitoushideerjidaoguazaitabozishang，bandiaobudiaodeerjilichuanlaishaoerbuyisheng。
zhousuianyesuizheyuelaiyuedadeshengyinhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，yunhudaobuxingdenaozi，rangtaganjuezijipiaozaikongzhongban，zheizhongganjueshifenqiguai。
他这是……没死？
不应该啊。
tajidelichichizaizhongxiayeligaoshaobuzhi，doukuaishaohutule，liangshuijiangwenbuguanyong，hanzheyaochidongqilaideboluo，zheidawanshangdemeidifangmai，tazhinengtuierqiuqici，xiangzhequjitamaibinggun。
dabanyejichichikailedidangdefengshan，kantagaihaolebotanzi，jiulikaiquyijiayijiadianmendiqiao，zongsuanyushangyigemeimatahaiyuanyijitakaimenmaihuodelaoban，mailetayikuaidetangshuibinggun。
xiangzhelichichiyigerenbingdehunhunchenchen，maiwanzhousuianjiuwanghuigan。
jinxienianchengxiangfazhankuai，sichupingfangchailejianloufang，zheimewanyeyougongdizaijiagongjiadianmangliude。
tajiangongdiyoutongliangdezhaomingdeng，zhichuanguoqu，buyongraolu，litahelichichizhudedifangjiugeleyitiaojie，zheilizoushizuikuaide。
menkoupaizishangxiele“shigongzhongdi，xianrenmianjin”，zoujinqudeshihouqishiyeyouyuleyixia，dantahaishizouguoqule，xiangkuaidianhuidaolichichishenbian。
yueshizhejiyueshichucuo，siwangjiushineimecubujifangdidaolaile，tahaimeijiandaochichi，haibuzhidaochichinanbunanshoule，xiangzhechichixinglaikendinghuizhaoziji。
ketazhoudashaoyeyishifengliutitang，siyixiaosa，jieguojiushizheimeyijibeiyikuaizhuantouzasile。
cike，dianyingfangyingjieshu，heipingzaifangpianweile，daoyinglezhousuiandeyingzi。
zhousuianshiyishundeyihuo，kanzhepingmu，shangmianyingchuzijidexingxiang，pengsonglingluandetoufa，qiaocuidelianshangshihenjiaocuode，houaodelalianchangkaizhe。
wangxiakanqu，shoujianshinian。
等等！裤子呢！
他手放哪呢！
taganggangganshenmewanyile！！
zhousuiankaishizhujianhuangluanleqilai，canghuangdizhuaguopangbiandezhijincashou，huanguzhezheigemoshengdefangjian，yinanfengbi，wuziliqiguaideqiweizheshinanwen。
sichuluanduizhegeyangdedongxi，pangbiandechuangshangdehoumianbeiluanduizhe，yidihunluandezhijin，chiguoyongguodelaji，suiyidiuzaidishang，zheidoushenmeluanqibazaodedifang。
zhousuiantizhe**qilai，tadakailefangmen，naodaihenchen，jiaobuhenfu，xiangshicaizaipaomoshang，xinzangdekuangtiaojidongyishihaimeiyoupingfuxia。
ciyandeyangguangcongerlouloudaodechuanghushejinlai，tamizheyanjingkanzhemoshengdehuanjinghejiazhuangbaishe，hetagenlichichizhudefangzihenbuyiyang，lianqiangmiandoushidalishicizhuande，huanghutingjianyilouyoushuohuadeshengyin……
zhousuianxiayishixunshengerqu，tuijiaodeliqimeiyouwanquanhuifu，xiangwanquzirubingbuxianshi，yigemeizhuyicairuanle，congerlouyizhigundaoleyilou。
haizaixiaoshengdigudejigehaizibeijuxiangshengjingdetingxialeshoulidongzuo，kanzhezheigechizhejiao，haimeichuankuzibieyangchuxiandenanren。
zhousuiyizhalezhayan，kanqinglezaidishangfamengdezhousuian，yedengshihuole，taneituifeilaogechengdiurenxianyan！
“wei！”zhousuiyiyaozheyazhouzhemeiyipaibazijidebizazaichajishang，duizhezaidishangniuquqilaidezhousuianyouxiuyousaodima：“zhousuian，niyigedanggedezhibuzhidaohaisaoa，dadongtiannikuzi**shixiangshualiumangshima！wotongxuelaoshidouzaizheini！！”