第5章
linqibushiyigeshanzhangmajiaderen，beizhongrenyiweigong，tashuodeneixiehuabeiyanmeizaizhongzhongpinglundajunli，qidetachadianbashoujizale，xiangzheyaobuyaoqumaiyipishuijunguolaikongping。
takanleyanpingmuliyiranzidedeganyouchan，haishibaneixindexiangfarennailexialai。
mingmingganyouchanbitahaixiaoyisui，weishenmeduifangjirendeganjuequeshizheiyangdandingcongrongni？
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ganyouchanbuzhidaojiemuwaifashengleshenme，tayoucongpengjiashouliyaohuilejunyongduogongnengdao，shunshoushualeyitaodaohua，baqitarenyaoshuonvhaizinadaoyouxieweixiandehuaduzailezuibian。
pengjiasongsongjian，duitabilegedamuzhi：“daowandebucuo。”
jiaopingduokanleliangyan，taduiganyouchandeyinxianghaishitingliuzaiyiqiandongbudongdiaoyanleiderouruoyangzishang，xianzaiyijingshiwandaokugaishaonvle。
sanrenjiebanzuanjinlelinzi，henkuaizhaodaoleyezi。
fujinyouqibakeyezishu，doutaigaole，napazuolezhaiguodezhuganyepengbudaoyezi。
pengjiayiyibushedewanglehaojiyan，tanqi，“suanle，womenzaiquzhaozhaobiede。”
jiaopingyezancheng，suiranyezishigehaodongxi，nengchiyounenghe，kezhaibuxialaiyemeibanfa。
“ganyouchan，womenquqianmiankankanba。”jiaopingbianshuobianzhuantou，yanjiaoyuguangsuojianyidaoxianxideshenyingshifenlinghuopashangleshu。
jiaoping：？？？！！！shenmegui？！
pengjiayefaxianle，lianserouyankejiandebaileyigedu，taxiangbarenhanxialai，youpahedaoganyouchan，zhinengyazhesangzijiaota：“ganyouchan，niganjinxialai。”
ganyouchanchongerbuwen，yiliuyanpadaoledingduan，youshouheshuangjiaochanzaishugan，zuoshouchouchubiezaiyaojiandeduogongnengdao，chaoerrenhanleyisheng，“kanzhedian，yezixialaile！”
shuowan，hanguangyishan，gelesiwugeyezixiaqu。
——这他妈！
——shenmegui，shenmeguia？
——jiadeba，meirenhehujujiushangqule，shuaixialaigaobuhaoshiyaosirende！
——zheinimahaishiganyouchanma？wohaijidetayiqianshanggezongyi，modaoyizhijialaoshu，jianjiaoshengdounengbafangdingtaile。
——bujiandan，bujiandana，zhuyikantadeshoubei，quanshijirou！
pengjiagenjiaopingkanshale，yanzhengzhengdewangzheganyouchanbanengchideyeziquanbugelexialai，ranhoushuaiqishoudao，paxialeshu。
zhici，jiemuzusuoyourenqishuashuadachuanlekouqi，zheiyaoshiyigebuxiaoxindiaoxialai，houguobukanshexiang。
“yezixianfangzheili，daihuihuilaideshihoushundaoyiqina。”ganyouchanpaizheshoushangdehuichen，“hailengzheganma，genwozou。”
——hahahaha，nijiezaijiaonizouliucheng！
——ganyouchanxianzaibuzouxiaobaihualuxian，gaichengyemanrenshe？
——nandaozhiyouwozaiguanxin，zheiqi《yeshiyeju》zanshihaimeiyoufanche？
jiexialaigengrangrendengdiaoyankuangdeshiqingjieerliansandefasheng。
ganyouchanwu、liumikaiwaiyongshitoudayunyizhiyeji，zaishuilichishoukongquanzhualeliangtiaoyu，renchuyixienenggoushiyongdeyecaihediaoweipin......
yewaishengcungaoshoupengjiadiyiciyouzhongdalaodaitangdeganjue，tayaozuodeshiqinggenjiaopingyiyang，genzaiganyouchanhoumian，anzhaotadezhishijiandongxi、caidongxi，xianggewuqingdebanyunjiqi。
huidaoyingdideshihou，zhangpenghaimeidawan，zhaozilongxianshikanjianleliangshoukongkongdeganyouchan，bingbuyiwai，jiemuzhibodaoxianzai，meiyoudaojuzutoutoumomodeganhuo，zhaobudaodongxishihenzhengchangde。
anweidehuahaimeishuochukou，jiaopinghepengjiabaozheyiduidongxizouleguolai。
“wodetianna，pengjia，nizheicitailihaileba。”zhaozilongxiguanxingbamanmanshouhuoguigongyulaodadangshenshang，bijingyulequanlimeijigerenyouyewaishengcundejingli。
pengjialaolianyihong，“doushiganyouchannonglaide，wojiubangmangnayixia。”
zhaozilongbangmangnadongxideshouyidun，“ganyouchannongde？”
huatizhongxindezhurenyijingzaishuyindixiadeshitouzuoxia，zhaixiamojing，luchuyishuanggupanshenghuidetaohuayan，“xiaojingxiaogege，nengbangwokaigeyezima？youdiankoukele。”
“a，hao。”litazuijindexiaojinglenglengdiandiantou，yongdaokailegeyezidileguoqu，mingmingshipingpingwuqidedidongxizishi，yingshikanchulaiyizhongjidalaodianyandecuojue。
ganyouchanjieguo，lveyiwanchun：“duoxie。”
“buyong。”liuyuenanyoudelianyixiazihongle，lijizhuanshenjixudazhangpeng。
danmuliyipianaihao，xiaojingdenvyoufentongxinjishou，duisheilianhongbuhao，pianpianshiganyouchan，liejibanbandenvyiren！
——zheigecp（qinglvdang）wobuke！wobukeaaaaa！
——pei，laonvrenbuyaolian！wojiajinggegejinniancai20suihaobuhao！niyebukankanzijiduodale，zhangzuijiuhanxiaogege，mingbaizhezhanwojiaxiaokeaibianyi！
——loushangdenijigeyisi，ganyouchanjinnianyecai25ba？zenmezainizuilijiuchenglaonvrenle。
——moujiafensinengbunengxiaotingdian？zheiyanghenbailurenyuanhaoma？
——doubizuiba，nengbunenghaohaokanzhibole！
yizhuanyandiyitianjiuzheiyangguoqule，zhaozilongxianghouyangdaozaishatanshang，roulerouchidaochengdeduzi，kanzhehaibianxuanlanderiluo，jingranjuedeshifenqieyi。
bujinzhaozilong，pengjia、jiaoping、shangguanhaodouyoutongyangdeganjue。
bierenbuzhidao，tamensigechangzhuzhuchirenshihenqingchuzheiyangdeqingsongqieyiyouduonande，zicong《yeshiyeju》kaiboyilai，nayiqibushijiaokuliantian、kubukanyan，tebieshidiyitian，yaozuodeshiqingtaiduo，yigeyunqibuhao，bujinchibushang，haimeidifangshui。
“woquxiyixia。”ganyouchanzhanqishen，nashangzijidebeibaowangconglinlizouqu。
xiaojinglengzhengleyixia，genzheqishen：“youchanjie，niyigerenbuanquan，wopeiniguoquba。”
suiranjintianganyouchandebiaoxianhenliangyan，dantingshuoguitingshuo，xiaojingjuedeganyouchankanshangqujiushihenrourouruoruo，xuyaorenhehudeneizhong。
ganyouchanmeijujue，dianlediantou：“haoa，yiqiba。”
ganyouchanshangwudeshihoufaxianjuliyingdiliangbaimichuyouyigetianranxingchengdedashuiwa，yueshipingfangdaxiao，shendumeiguoxigai，feichangshiheyonglaixizao，xianzaishishengxia，laozuoleyitiannengxigezaoqingshuangqingshuangfeichangxiangshou。
tongwangshuiwadelubuhaozou，zheihuiertiansebingbuhunan，guangxianzugoukandeqingyiqie，danxiaojingzouqilaikekebanban，youjicichadianbeimaizailuoyelideshugenbandao，xinghaozouzaiqianmiandeganyouchanyousuochajue，jishishenshoujiangrenfuzhu。
“谢谢幼蝉姐。”
萧靖的耳根又红了。