刘备的简历
womenxianlaikanyifenjianliba！
姓名：刘备
字：玄德
jiguan：zhuojunzhuoxian（jinhebeishengzhuozhoushi）
性别：男
身高：173cm
体重：？（待考证）
waimao：liangerchuijian，shuangshouguoxi，mianruguanyu，chunruotuzhi
xingge：guyanguayu，xinubufangzailianshang，xihuanjiejiaoyingxionghaojie（tongsudianshuojiushixihuanjiebanglapai，fazhangerenxiaotuanti）
家庭出身：没落皇室
zhiye：caoxiefanzi、xianling、zhoumu、huangdi
zuixihuandeyanse：huangse（cankaozuihouyigezhiye）
chushengriqi：161nian2yue13ri
siwangriqi：223nian6yue10ri
主要工作经历：
161nian——175nian：yumuqinzhiximaicaoxieweizhiye
175nian——184nian：qiuxue，keyushijianfazhangerenxiaotuanti
184nian——188nian：canjun，zhenyakongbufenzi（zheigelihai）
188nian——191nian：dangjicenggongwuyuan
191nian——207nian：tiaocao（toukaocaocao、yuanshao、liubiaodengshilipailaoban）
207nian——221nian：qiangdipan（zheigeshengmeng）
221nian——223nian：danghuangdi
shudulishiderendouhuifaxian，danfanhuangdichushengdouhuibansuizheyixiangdefasheng。buguoliubeideyixiangzaishishushangdejizaijiujiandandeduole，chushengshijimeiyouleidianjiaojiafengyudazuo，yemeiyouwucaiyunqiweiraochanfangzhongribusan，ershifangwudongnanjiaolishangyouyikezhangyoushijimigaodedasangshu。
这算什么异象啊？
buguozheikesangshu“yaowangjiantongtongruxiaochegai”，guolulaiwangdexingrendoushuocishubingfeifanshu，xianghuchuansongcijiabichuguiren。
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jiafujinyouyikezhangxiangqitedeshuyesuanyixiang？buguanzheiyixiangduomeputong，fanzhengjiushiyaogaosushiren，zheihuxingliudejiushihebierenjiayousuobutong。
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yushiwomendetiyutezhangshengliubeitongxuejiulongzhongdengchang，chulaiyinzuozheikesangshufanyingliujiabichuguirenbingfeimiuyan。
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jushiliaojizai：xiaoliutongxuegenjiazuzhongyiqunwanbanzaizheikedasangshuxiazhuizhuxixishi，duixiaohuobanmenshuo：woyihouzhangdalejiuchengzuozheizhongchegaideche！
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zaizheili，xianjiandanjieshaoyixialuzhixiansheng：
luzhi，zizigan，donghanmonianjingxuejia、jiangling，cengyudarucaiyongdengrenyiqizaidongguanxiaokanruxuejingdianshuji，bingcanyuxuxie《hanji》；huangjinqiyishiweibeizhonglangjiang，lvlingjunduiyukongbufenzitouzizhangjiaojiaozhan，zhangongxianhe；luxianshenghoulaiguanjushangshu，zhongyangzhengbujiganbu，xiangdangyuxianzaidequanguozhumingdeboshishengdaoshi，haineidaru、shirenlingxiu，keweishiyiweiwenwushuangquanderencai。
xiaoliutongxuedengrenweiluzhimenxiadizi，zhenkeweibaiduilelaoshi。
suhuashuo：“mingshichugaotu”，zheihuazaidaduoshuqingkuangxiakanlaishiduide。xiaoliutongxue、gongsuntongxuehoulaidouchengweidangshideshehuijingying，ganchulezijideyifanshiye。
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