第4章 两百岁的美女

neitian,wobeizhelaodiejinlexiancheng。

daodifangdeshihou,wozhibisirenduoyikouqile。

womeiqianmaimudi,jiubalaodiedeguhuitoutoufangzailesanlongshangshang。

zhenzilishimajiadedipan,woshibunenghuiqule。

jiulianxianchengli,yedoushimajiaderen,tamenzaidaochuzhaowo。

matengsuiranfeile,danshihaihuozhe。zhiyaohuozhe,tajiusuanshigefeiwu,yebiwonengliangda。genghekuang,majiahaiyoulaoer,mahuiyejueduibushigehaoredejiaose。

wokaolvzaisan,juedingtinglaodiedequan,likaizheidifang。

mahuiderenmaihenguang,womeiganzouchezhan,shenzhilianchuzudoumeiganzuo,buxingzouyedichulexiancheng。

zhidaoguolexianjie,wocaidashangyiliangche,jinleshengcheng。

shengchengbubixiaozhen,fanhuadoushi,ruhuasiyu。keshizheidifang,xianghuohaoyezhennan。

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zuihou,wobeihonglechulai,chabuduoyijingdaoleliulangjietoudedibule。

woxiangqilaodiedehua,shizaihunbuxiaqule,jiuquzhaoyanshizhang。

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woqishimeiyoupianta,tadeguxiangjiushijiange,yibeizizhinengdangkanmengou。

xianzai,shiweidayuanjinbuqu,zhaoyanshizhangdeshieryanjianjiuyaowuwangle,woxingxingdichulexiangzi。

yanxia,zuizhongyaodeshiyaozhaofengongzuo,buranwozhendeliuluojietoule。

woyouzaijielilangdangleyigeshangwu,congyigemenkouguodeshihou,zhenghaobeiyigenvhaizhuanglegezhengzhe。

“nixiaa!”mawan,woxiayishidekanleyiyan。

neinvhaiyougeershilaisui,shuilingdebuyaobuyaode,youqishineipifubaide,genbaimianmomo(mantou)side。

wobuchanmomo,keshineinvhairangwochanle。

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kanzhe,wojiubuyoudeyoudianerxinteng,wentashibushizhuangtengle。

neinvhaipiekaiwo,jiuyaowangneigemenkoulichong。

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woxinlidama,haiyoumeiyourenxing,zheimepiaoliangdeguniangyeza。

haimeimawan,youyigedongxizadaolewodetoushang。

wodingjingyikan,**,juranshigengutou,erqiehaishigendatuigu!

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neinvhaiyibianjianshidishangdegutou,yibiankudegengxiongle。

damenlimiansuijichuanlaimasheng:meiqian,meiqianhaizhugepidegongmua,niyiweisirenjiubuyongjiaoqiana!

wochaomenkoufangmiansaoleyiyan,saojinyanlilianggezi:lingyuan。

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zheidongxiduiputongrenlaishuohuiqi,danshiduiwoeryanwusuowei。wozheijinianjianguoderengutou,biyibanrenyibeizichiguodepaigudouyaoduo。

guzhiquanbubeishidaoleyigehezili,nvhaiyibianchuoqi,yibiangenwoshuoxiexie。

wogentashuowomenyouchabuduodezaoyu,kurenerbangkurener,buyongshuoxie。

nvhaipengzheguzhibuzhisuowei,wogentashuoruguomeiyouhaodequchu,zuihaoxiandaiguzhihuijia。fanzhengshizijiaqinren,meiyoushenmejihui。

wozigaofenyong,yaosongneigenvhaihuijia,tayemeiyoufandui。

qishiwoyoudianergaobuqingchuweishenmeyaozheimezuo,shiyinweitongbingxianglian,kelianta?haishiyinweiwochanle?

lushang,wozhidaoleneinvhaixingbai,jialirendoujiaotaxiaobai。

xiaobaiwenwojiaoshenme,woxiangshuozijijiaolishougui,danshizuihourenzhule,zhishuowojiaolibai。

taxingbai,wojiaobai,zheijiushiyuanfen。

xiaobaijiashizaiyitiaohenshendexiangzili,qingzhuandewafang,tupideqiang,qiangshangdouzhanglelvsedeqingtaile。

hennanxiangxiang,shengchengdadoushili,juranhaihuiyouzheizhongkuashidaidepolanjianzhu。

xianzaiwozhongyuzhidaole,tajiashizhenqiong。

xiaobaijiwoqileyibeicha,wowenta,tajiarendeguzhizenmehuibeilingyuanderenjirengchulai。

tagaosuwoshuo,taqishiyijingzhaolehenduolingyuanle,xianganzhitajiarendeguzhi,danshiyizhimeiyouzhaodaoheshide。

wozhidao,takouzhongsuoweiheshide,yinggaishibuyaoqiande。

yushiyouwenta,zhaoleduojiu。

tashuo,zhaolekuailiangbainianle。

wogentashuonizhendou,qishiwoxinlixiangdeshinizhenbuzhediao,zheizhongshiyenengkaiwanxiao。

woyibianfufei,yibianhecha。

hezhehezhe,jiujuedeneichashuiyouzhongshuobuchulaidesewei,yushijiuwenta,zheichadeweidaozenmezheimeguai。

xiaobaidandandigenwoshuo,zheishiguhuicha,guhuishisede,suoyichashuiyeshisede。

wopudeyikouquandoupenlechulai,zaikanxiaobai,tayijiuyiliantiandandikanzhewo,keshimeiyousihaokaiwanxiaodeyisi。

woxinshuomademawodelaolao,zheishiyushangyaojinglehaishizenmede!

xiangdaozheier,woliangaocidoumeilaidejishuo,taituijiupao。

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woxieledagaiyoushiduofenzhong,denghuanguojingerlai,wozheicaiyishidao,gangcaiyinggaishibeineixiaoyatoupianzijishuanle。

zheiguangtianhuaride,yigemoshengnanrenzhiyiyaosongtahuijia,haishuogentatongbingxianglian,hailaizairenjiajialibuzou。

huanlewoyushangzheizhongshi,yehuiyiweishipengshangledairen。

wotanleyikouqi,xinshuochenglirentaoluzhenshen,buxiangzhaodaikeren,zhijiesongkebujiudele,haitamayongguhuichahewo,laozijianguoderengutou,binimenchiguodepaigudouduo。

huashizheimeshuo,danshiwohaishijuedezuilifase。

wopeileliangkou,zhunbeiguotianqiao。

zoudaotianqiaozhongyangdeshihou,yigelaotouzihuranlazhulewo,feiyaojiwosuanming。

wogentashuo,yibianerqu,laoziyagenjiubuxinzheiyitao。

sheizhilaotouzisiminglazhewodeshoubufang,genwoshuo:“laofuhaochengsanyanlaogui,conglaimeiyoukancuodeshihou。xiaohuozi,niburijiangyouxueguangzhizaia。”

wozheicaizhuyidao,laotouzineitenggeeryiyangdetupiaoeryiyangdenaomenshang,dequeyouyikuaitonghong,zhayikan,haizhengenyizhishuzhedeyanjingyiyang。

sanyanlaogui,mingfuqishia。

buguotingtashuodaoxueguangzhizaideshihou,woxinlilijijiumafanle:wozainilaomu!situzi,nimasheini!

ailewodechouma,laotouzibunufanxiao,chongzhewolianshangheiranliangjiu。

keshiyuekan,tadeliansejiuyueguguai。

zuihou,tazaiwolianshangmoleliangba,lianseshuadeyixiajiubaile。

woyizheng,danshihenkuaijiufanyingguolai:zheilaotouziyaojiwoxiatao!

wogenlaodiesuiranshihungutouquanzide,danshijianghushangdebashiduoshaoyezhidaoyidianer。kanlaotouzizheigejiashi,shiyaojiwoxiakouer,yaoweiyansongtingyitong,ranhouzaiyangyanjiwomianzai,zheiyangqianjiudaoshoule。

wozhengzhunbeijiechuantaneitaobaxideshihou,sheizhidaolaotouzikaikoujiuwen:“nishilishougui?nidieshilisihai?”

zheiyixiazichedibawojimengzhule,buyoudetuokouerchu,“nizenmezhidaode?”

laotouzilijicongzhenjingbiandelaoleizongheng,yibiankuyibiangenwoshuo:“haierahaier,woshinidayea!”

gangcaiwohaiheyitiao,yitingzheigewolimajiuhuole,**,shuolebantian,ganqingshiyaozhanwobianyi,yushidama:“woqunidayede,woshinidaye!”

laotouziyibabitiyibaleide,quandoumozailewoshenshang,bawoexindebudele,“haiera,wozhenshinidaye,wojiaoyanshizhang,nidiemeigennitiguoma!”

woyitingyanshizhang,yixiazijiumaole。

**,yanshizhangbugaishigeguanerma,zenmeshigechousuanmingde!

buguocikewoyijingquexin,tazhenmeihunongwo。

wodiedemingzi,haiyouwodemingzi,youqishi“yanshizhang”zheisazi,neishibianbuchulaide。