第1章 妖孽下山

tianshanjueding,yulingfengshang。

qingwumiman,tiandiyise,weifengqingfu,renjianxianjing。

yulingdianzhong,yebufankutianhandi,yifutongxinjishoudebiaoqing,guizaiyiweilaozhemianqian,“shifu,qiunibuyaoganwozou,shiniyangyutuershibazai,jiurangtuerliuzainishenbian,weiniyanglaosongzhongba。”

“gun,niyiweilaofubuzhidaonidewochuosixiang,meicitoutoubaduimianyunvfengdelingerdaichuquyouwan,haidewobeitamulaohushifudumenkoudama。”

yebufanzhenxiangshuo,haibushiniweilaobuzun,toukanlingershifuxizao,beirenjiadaizhe,caizaocihenghuo,kanshangrenjiayoubuganbiaobai,jiuzhidaobanyexinshang,hailaishangwole,wobishini,,,,

yebufanbianjiedao“laotounikebuyaoyuanwangrenni,nishizhidaode,woyijingyoulaopole,lingertazhishigexiaoyatou,woyizhibatadangmeimeikandai。”

laozheyanzhongchuxianwanweizhise,lengxiaodao“nishishuosongjiayatouba,meixiangdaotashangshanyiyue,nibujinkanhaotadebing,errenhaisidingzhongshen,siyibujinzhangxiangjunqiao,haishisongshijituanshangjiejingying,batapaodaoshou,yihounijiushimingfuqishideruanfanwangle。”

宋家,思怡。

sannianqianyichangguaibingbeisonglaoyedaidaoyulingfengqiulaozhexiangjiu,laozhebarenwuzhijiejiaojiganggangxueyideyebufan。

meixiangdaoyebufanzaijiuzhiguochengzhong,bingkanhaobushuo,errenhaisidingzhongshen,songsiyicishengweiyebufanbujia,xiashanshi,yuedingyinianhouxiangjian,kelaotouyingshengshengrangyebufanzaishanshangdaigousannian。

zheishihou,laozhelianshangchuxianyimoburen,kanletayiyan,suihoutaochuyimeiyupeidiujita,“zheishidangnianhusongniderenjiaojiwode,shuoshiciwukenengyunijiazubeimieyouguan,nazheta,xiashanquchamingzhenxiang,yekankannidelaoposhifouhairennizheigejiahuo。”

husongzhiren?yupei?jiachou?

yebufanersuishi,jiazucanzaomiemen,beijiadingyiluhusong,kehaishizaoyujisha,jiadingzailinsiqian,bayebufanjiaoyulaozheshouyang。

一晃十八年过去了。

yebufanzouchuyulingdian,taiyanwangzhebeifang,siyi,dengwo,wozheijiuquzhaoni。

lieridangtou,pumianerlaidekongqirangrenyouzhongzhixideganjue。

jinruqiyuedetangdou,dibiaowendumashangtupowushidu,renmendouquansuozaijiali,kaizhekongdiao,xiangshouzheyifenqingliang。

rucitianqi,yebufanbeizhefanbudai,kuaibuxiangtangdouganqu,zhishitashenshangbujianyisihanzhi,zouluhaihuhushengfeng,talianshangdaizheyimoxiexing,mashangjiuyaodaotangdouyuzijilaopoxiangjian,xiangxiangdouxingfen。

suihouyebufantaochuyupei,zixiduanxiang,nandaociwuzhendeyuzijidejiachouyouguan,shixiongshouliuxiade,haishilingyoumimi,dangniantabuguoshiliangsuiertong,jiyimohu。

xiangdaoxuehaishenchou,yebufanyanzhongyinlengwubi。

jiuzaiyebufanganggangshouqiyupei,zhunbeizaiciqianxing,turantingdaohoufangchuanlaimingdisheng。

终于等到顺风车了。

kaichenanziheleyitiao,ganmangjicaichache,houmianchuanlailiangshengjianjiao,“nibuyaomingle。”

yebufanpaoshangqian,kandaoshiyiweijunlangqingnian,xizhuanggelv,bai**nen,lianshanghaidaizheyisinuyi。

“dage,nimenshiqutangdouba,shaowoyiduanxingma?”yebufanhouyan**dao。

nanzidaliangzheyebufan,zheijiahuoyifuzeimishuyanzhise,lianshanghaidaizheyimoxiexing,shenshangdechuandagengshikuazhang,toudingcaomao,kuajianxiaobeixin,yizhikutuihaidiaozaibantui,jiaotarenzituo,rucizhiren,danglulanche,zheijiahuobuhuishiqiangjiedeba?

“nishiganshenmede,wocheshangyouren。”nanzimeihaoqidao。

yebufanyiranxiaorongcanlan,dao“dage,zheilibushihaiyouweizhima?rangwoshangquba。”

nanzihaixiangshuoshenme,zhitingdaohoumianchuanlaiyishengyoumeidongtingdenvsheng“haole,wangxuan,rangtashanglaiba,womenhaiyaoganzhequyiyuankanwoyeye。”

kandaoyebufanmanshideyidezuojinchenei,wangxuanhenbudejitaliangbazhang,zheiduzihaizhenbalaozidangsijile。

yebufanweixiaozhehuitoudao“xiexiejiejie,aiyo,jiejie,nitaimeile,nishixiannvba,meixiangdaowogangxiashanjiuyudaoxiannvxiafan,taihaole。”

tangyuroubenjiushitangdousidameirenzhiyi,kebeizheijiahuoyichui,zijiyebuyoudelianhong,buguolianshanghaidaizhedandandexiaoyi,jishizaimei,yexiwangbierenkuazanjiju,eryebufandekuazangengshiwuyulunbi。

wangxuanbugaoxingle,dangzhewodemianjiurucihouyan**dewaqiangjiao,yuroushiwodenvpengyou,nisuanshenmedongxi。

“niyanxiaya,meikandaohoumianhaiyouyiweimeinvma?”tangyuroushenbiandewangqianbugaoxingle,duiyebufanhandao。

yebufanhuitoukankan,butingdediantou,jiushibushuohua,wangqianyileng,shenmeyisi,nandaozheishikendingdeyisi,heyuroujieyiyangmei。

“womeifaxianniyuzhongbutong。”

“ni,ni,,,。”wangqianjiuyaoshangqianzhuayebufan

“haole,qianer,buyaonaole,wangxuan,zouba。”tangyurouroushengdao。

wangqianzuozaihoumianhenbugaoxing,zenmekanzheijiahuoyebushunyan。

“wei,tubaozi,niqutangdouganshenmeya?”wangqianhandao。

yebufanhenshishengqi,touyebuhui“guannidiaoshi。”

wangqianshunjianbaonu“yuroujie,taqifuwo,bataganxiache。”

tangyuroutaiyanwangxiangyebufandao“nidaodishishenmeren,qutangdouganshenme,ruguobushuoqingchu,qingnixianzaijiuxiache。”

yebufanhuitouxiaodao“dangranquzhaowolaopole。”

jiutingdaotangyuroushenbiandewangqianshengqidao“jiunizheitubaozi,haiyoulaopo,sahuangyebupashanleshetou。”

wangxuangengshiyizhenhaoxiao“xiaozi,chuiniukeyi,buguoyeyaokankanzijideziben,jiunizheiyishenxingtou,haibuzhiyibaikuaiba,yuroukeshitangdousidameirenzhiyi,haixunsebushao,niyiweinishisheiya?”

yebufanyibenzhengjingdao“woshuodeshizhende,wozhenyoulaopo,tayezaitangdou,yebuzhidaonimenrenburenshi?”

houmiannvhailailexingqu,wendao“neinishuoshuo,nilaoposhishei?”

“宋思怡。”

wangxuanyigejichache,hedehoumianyipianjianjiao,yebufanzhilenglengdewangzhesanren,zenmehuishi?

wangxuankanguiyiyangdekanzheyebufan,“nishuonilaopojiaoshenme?”

“宋思怡呀。”

suihoujiukandaowangxuanyizhendaxiao,erwangqiangengshikuangxiaobuyi,tangyuroubutingdeyaotou,yebuzhidaozheijiahuochuiniudegongfucongneixuede,meibianmeiji。

yebufanhenshiyihuodewangzhesanren,shenmeyisi,youzheimekexiaoma?

我老婆真是宋思怡!

wangxuanhaoburongyizhizhuxiaosheng,huitouduitangyuroudao“yurou,tangdoushibushiyoulianggesongsiyiya?”

tangyurouxiaodao“yinggaishiba。”

yebufangengjiayihuo,zaicidao“woshuodeshisongshijituandesongsiyi,nandaonimenrenshita?”

wangxuanhewangqianyoushidaxiaobuduan,wangqianbutingdeyongquantouchuidayebufandehoubei,qiangrenzhexiaoshengdao“tubaozi,nizhidaosongsiyishisheima,haisongshijituan,renjiabujinshitangdoudiyimeiren,erqiegengshishangjiejingying,shenjiashangbaiyi。”

“zaikankanni,hailaopo,jirenjiatjiaozhitou,douxiannizang。”

yebufanzijihainannandao“wozhidao,wolaopohenyouqian,tahaishuo,dengwomenjianmian,shenmeyeburangwozuo,jiuzaijiasihouta。”

wangxuanyekanchulai,zheijiahuojiushichuiniubushangshuideqiong**si,yebushengqile,xiaodao“xiaozi,yihouchuiniudeshihou,kankanshenbiandoushishenmeren,huangyanbeidangmianjiechuandeziweibuhaoshou。”

yebufanyebuhetamenzhengbian,dao“wojiaoyebufan,qingbuyaoyigexiaoziyigexiaozidejiao,woyijingbuxiaole。”

tangyurouhewangqianerrenshunjianlianhong“zaiwomenmianqian,nijiushixiaozi。”

yebufanmeihaoqidao“landedalinimen。”

wangxuanzhengyaobayebufanganxiache,turankandaoqianmiandaolushangchuxianqibageshenying,zhijiedangzaicheqian。

真的打劫!