第5章
“meiwenti，xiaoshiyizhuang！”
chuhusuoyourenyiliaodeshi，yechenjuranxiaoyinyinditongyile。
“ni，nishibushimeitingqingchuwoshuoshenme？”lixiangqindengdaleyanjing。
“tingqingchule，bujiushibasujiadeyewuqianghuilaima？”yechensonglesongjian。
“**！shuodahuayebupashanleshetou，nipingshenme！”
baiyuchenzhongyurenbuzhule，sujiadeyewujiusuanshitachumian，yeweibinengqianghuilai！
genghekuangyechenzhishigechulaizhadaodexiangbalao，gujilianrenjiadegongsidamendoujinbuqu！
“pingwoyouqigeshijiea！”
“那你有房吗？”
“我师姐有！”
“有车吗？”
“我师姐有！”
“......”
tingyechenzheihuadeyisi，taxiangkaonvrentangpingbei？
**！
baiyuchenqidebuxing，meixiangdaozijihuibeiyige‘chiruanfan’dejiahuo，bidaowuhuakeshuodedibu！
“zheiweinvshi，woxianzainengquninverleba？”yechenxiaoyinyindikanzhelixiangqin。
“heng！yigexingqihounimeibayewunahuilai，zheiyiqianwanwobuhuituijini，erqiezheibeizinidoubiexiangdawonverdezhuyi！”lixiangqinyanzhuyizhuan，liaoxialehenhua。
zongzhi，zheiyiqianwantashimeixiangguoyaotuile......
pangrentingdaolixiangqindehua，bujinananzashe。
sheiyaoshiyougezheimetanqiandezhangmuniang，jueduishidaoxuemeile！
“ma，nizheimeshuotaiguofenle！”
“woshinindenver，bushininyonglaizhuanqiandegongju！”suxueyikandaozhongrendeshenqing，yiguquruganyouranersheng。
“shayatou，mazheishiweinihao！”
lixiangqinxianghenduojiazhangyiyang，yiweiyiju‘weinihao’jiunengbaiwujinji，xiangganmajiuganma。
“yechen，nigenwochulai！”
suxueyiyinyayiyao，tiaoxiachuanglazheyechendeshoubuguzhongrenzulanchongchulewoshi。
这妮子急着洞房吗？
buguosuxueyidexiaoshouyounenyouhua，zhuaqilaihaitingshufude，yechenrenyouduifangqianzhezijideshou，pidiandiandigenzhetazoule......
“suxueyinengjiajiwoshidi，shitadefuqi！”yanqingshuowanzhuanshenliqu。
“sulao，rucichenglongkuaixu，nikeqianwanbiecuoguole！”
sunzhangshengqingqingyitan，shuowanyejicongcongdelikailewoshi，tazhaoyechenhaiyouyaoshixiangshangni。
“heng！suxueyijuranhemoshengnanzilalacheche，jianzhidiujinlewosujiadelian！”
“lixiangqin，nishizenmejiaoyunverde！”
“meicuo！xiangtazheizhongrengenbenbupeizhangkongwosujiachanye！yeye，wojianyimashanghuanren！”suzhechenjiluojingxiashi。
zaisujiasuoyouwanbeizhizhong，yeyexihuansuxueyi，ernainaixihuanta，kexilaotaitairujinzaiguowai，zijixiangyaonadaosujiachanye，bixuwangsilimoheisuxueyi！
sulianshanwenyanlaolianyinchen，momodikanxianglixiangqinfufu。
suxueyidefuqinsuwanda，xinggeneixiangbushanyanyu，daoshilixiangqintingdaozhongrenshuotameijiaohaonver，qihuhudishuodao：
“zhiyaowohaiyouyikouqi，neixiaozijiuxiuxiangquxueyi！”
“baishao，nikebunengshujineigexiangbalaoa！”suzheyadileshengyin，chenjizaibaiyuchenerbiantiaobodao。
“heng，laihamachitianeroude！”
baiyuchenyaoleyaoya，lenglengdeshuodao：“fangxin，wobuhuirangxueyijiajizheizhongxiangbalaode！”
“nizhunbeizenmeduifuneixiaozi？”
suzheduiyechenkeweihenzhirugu，yaobushizheixiaozi，tayouzenhuibeiyanqingshoushi？
“zouzheqiao！bujiushizhangzheyanjiaoshoujitachengyaoma？wojiubuxinzhaobudaoneixiaoziluodandeshihou！”baiyuchenlenghengdao。
“白少威武！”
suzheyitingmanlianhuaixiao，baijiashikaoheidaofajide，yaoduifuyigewaidilaidexiangbalaotaijiandanle！
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bieshumenkou，baobiaozhengzaihetongshishuozhegangcaifashengdeshiqing。
“ai，xianzaidenianqingrenjinzuobairimeng！”
tongshitingwanhouyeshenshenditanlekouqi，ruanfansuixiang，danbushisheidounengchide。
“meicuo，neixiaozizhangdehaimeiwoshuai......”
baobiaogangxiangzhuanggebi，jiukandaosuxueyilazheyigenanrendeshou，congbieshulizoulechulai。
“**！见鬼了？”
baobiaodengdaleyanjing，zhijiansuxueyijiangyechenzhijietuojinleyiliangtingzaiwaimiandemashaladicheli。
“neixiaozi......”
“什么那小子？”
“beisuxiaojielajinchelidexiaozi，ta，tajiushiwogangshuoderen！”baobiaokuguazhelianjieshidao。
“neiniwanle，gandezuiweilaiguye！”tongshiyilianhuaixiao。
“......”
baobiaoyukuwulei，tazenmehuixiangdaosujiadaxiaojiede‘weikou’zheimedutea！
yechenbeisuxueyilajincheli，yiguqingyoudenvrenxiangshuiweipubierlai。
“ng，haoxianga！”yechenchoulechoubizi。
“你叫叶辰？”
suxueyizuozaijiashishi，qiaolianxiuhongdekanxiangyechen。
“duia，nizheimekuaijiujizhuwomingzile？”yechendiantouxiaodao。
kanzheyanqianzheigechuanzheposu，zhangxiangshuaiqidenianqingren，suxueyiyaoleyaoyashuodao：
“wokeyijiajini，buguanniyouduoqiongdouwusuowei，keniyaozuohaosixiangzhunbei，sujiademenbushineimehaojinde！”
“xifu，gongxinijiandaobaole，wobaozhengnijiajiwobuhuihouhuide！”
yechenliezuiyixiao，luchuliangpaijiebaideyachi。
tabenxiangtuihuode，kesuxueyidemeimaoyourangtagaibianlezhuyi，bujiushiduogelaopoma？
没什么大不了的！
“......”
suxueyitingdaoyechenjiaotaxifu，chadianmeituxue，zheijiahuoshunganpadebenlingyetaiqiangleba？
kezijijiranjuedingjiajita，youxieshihaishiyaoshuoqingchude！
“womenmingtianjiuqulingzheng，zheiyangjiusuanninabuhuisujiadeyewu，laomayebuhaozaishuoshenmele！”suxueyiqingyaozhuchun，guqiyongqiduiyechenshuodao。
“生米煮成熟饭？”
yechenyileng，suijixiaodao：“xifu，kanbuchulainihaishigejixingzia！”
“sheiyaogennishengmizhuchengshufanle！”
suxueyiqiaolianxiuhong，renbuzhubaileyechenyiyan，qingtandao：“suanle，nidengwodianhua！zhiyuheqiaoshijituandeshengyi，haishirangwozijiqutanba！”
“乔氏集团？”
yechenyileng，xinshuozheibushidashijiedejituanma？
qiaoanna，biyechendasansui！
ningzhouqiaoshijituandenvzongcai，shenjiashubaiyi，zainingzhouyourunvwangbandecunzai。
“laopo，shiningzhouqiaoshijituanma？”
“ng，niyezhidaoa？”
“qishiqiaoshijituandelaozongyeshiwoshijie。”yechentanyandao。
“乔总是你师姐？”
suxueyiyiting，meimouyiliang，buguosuijiyouandanxiaqu，zhengsedao：
“yechen，renqiongbingbukepa，danbunengsahuang，nidongma？”