华南市第一中学。
“wa，zheikubirizizhongyukuaidaotoule！daoshihoukeyi……heiheihei。”
kaoshichangshang，yexiaotianturanxiaochulesheng。
“keke……zheiweikaosheng，zhuyixianizijideyanxing。”jiankaolaoshimanlianyansudedingzheyexiaotian。
yexiaotianlianmangdixialetou，xiaorongbuduan，naohaizhongquebuyouzizhudefuxianchuzijiliangtianqiansuofashengdeshiqing。
gaokaoqianyitianwanshang，xiongkoushangguazhedeneikuaiyupei，turanfachuleyizhenliangguang，jiangtazhenggerendoulongzhaole，yanqianyihei，yunleguoqu。
zheikuaiyupeishitafumuwaichudagongqiansongjitadezuihouyijianshengriliwu，fumudagongyijingchuqushiduonianle，doumeinenggouhuijiakanshangyiyan，jiushengtahenainaizhuzaiyiqi。
diertianxinglaixilianshuayadeshihou，dingzhejingzikanlejimiaozhong，jingkongdefaxianzijisihunenggoukanchuanqiangbi……
“dinglingling！kaoshijieshu，kaoshengtingzhidati。”
“哦耶！”
yidaduikaoshengrutongfengleyibanchongchukaochang，yexiaotianzheicaimanyouyoudeqishen，zuijiaodaizheyisixiaorong，likaikaochang。
gangzoudaoxiaomenkou，yexiaotianjiukanjianjigexiaoqingniantuozhetongbanliuyanxiwangpangbiandeyitiaoxiaoxiangzhizouqu，jigexiaoqingnianpangbian，haiyouyigedabandeshifenchengshudenvhai。
nvhaipoyoujifenzise，shoulinagekuabao，lingyizhishouzhizheliuyanxidenaomen，“nihenkuanga，xiaozi，juranbujiwochao！”
suiranzheijiahuodexinggehenbuduizijideweikou，kebijingbangguozijijici，xiangdaozheier，juedingshangqianqubangbangmang。
“wei，nimenjigezaizuoshenme？”yexiaotianhanleyisheng，suihoubiankuaibuxiangqian。
zheijigexiaoqingnian，kanyangzibushixuexiaodexuesheng，ranzhehongfahuangfa，qizhonghaiyouzheigeguangtounan，shenshangyouwenshen。
jianzijidehaoshibeirendaduan，guangtounanhuitoukanyexiaotianyiyan，numadao：“nalaidechouxiaozi，bietemeduoguanxianshi，ganjinjilaozigundan。”
zhouweihaiyouyixieluguodetongxue，jianzhuangfenfentaoli，shengparehuoshangshen。
“**masheini？youzhongnizaimayibian。”
yexiaotianyebushichisude，chulemeitianxuexizhiwai，youduoyudeshijianhaihuijingchangduanlianshenti，shencaibijiaokuiwu，yanqianzheijigejiahuoyikanjiushiyingyangbuliang，shoudegenyigenzhuganyiyang。
zaijiashangrenbufanwo，wobufanrenzheizhongxingge，yexiaotianzaixuexiaoliyeshibujingchangreshi，buguozheiyicisuanshiliwai，bijingliuyanxizheixiaozicengjingbangguota。
“yohe！maodoumeizhangqide**waer，ganzaiwomianqiantiaolaitiaoqu，xiongdimen，jiwofeileta。”
guangtounanerhuabushuo，zhaohujigexiaodijiushangqianlai，dasuanbayexiaotianhaohaodeshoushiyidun。
suiranbujingchangdajia，keyexiaotiandeshencaibaizainei，pingchangrengenbenbushitadeduishou，hekuangzheijigedipiliumang。
diyigechongshangqianlaidejiushiguangtounan，zhaozheyexiaotiandelianshangjiuhuileyiquan。
yexiaotianqingsongdiduoguoduifangdegongji，fanshoujiushiyiquantouzazaileduifangdelianshang，zheijiahuobeiyexiaotiandeyiquanzadebixuehengliu。
“aiyo，**！haiganhaishou。jiwoda，dasilewofuze。”guangtounanpeiyexiaotian，yiquanliaodao，jiezhelingwaijigerenjiushangqianlaile。
keshizheixiejiahuoxianranshijingchangzaijietoudouou，shenshangzirandoudaizhewuqi，yirenchouchuyigengangguanjiuwangyexiaotianshenshangzhaohu。
bijingshishuangquan，nandisishouyexiaotian，yigebuxiaoxinbeigangguanyigunzijiqiaozailehounaoshaoshang，jiezheyanqianyihei，jiuyunguoqule。
dangyexiaotianzaicixinglaideshihou，zhengkaiyandeshunjian，jiukanjianleyanqianzheigemeichuanyifudeguniang，neijiaoxiaodeshencaiwanzhengdebaolulezaizijiyanqian。
yexiaotianzaineixinhaoyizhenpinglun，dangkandaonvhaishoulidekuaidiheshigengshizhenjing。
“我靠，牛逼啊！”
mengranjiantingjianshengyin，nvhaiheleyitiao。huiguotouyikan，jiufaxianyexiaotianyijingxinglaile，erzheigenvhaijiushizhiqianzaixiaomenkouneige。
cike，nvhaifaxianyexiaotianzhengzaizhigougoudedingzheziji，neiweisuodemoyang，rangtaqingbuzijindedalegelengzhan，“choudiaosi，nikanshenme？”
nvhaideyijuhuarangyexiaotianhuiguoshenlai，xiaoshengdedunangleyiju，“doutamaheile，youshahaokande？”
“nishuoshenme？****，jintianlaozibunongsini，laozigennixing！”nvhaixiangshibeicaidaoleweibademaoyiyang，naqishouzhongdekuaidihe，jiuxiangwangyexiaotianshenshangzaguoqu。
“bie……yaoshizahuaile，nijintiankejiumeideyongle。”yexiaotianjiazhuangyaoduoshaoquemanlianxiaorongdedingzhezheigenvhai。
nvhaibeiyexiaotianzheimeyishuo，lianseshunjianbiandetonghongleqilai，juqilaidekuaidiheyezhongxinfanglexialai，yiliannuhuodechongzheyexiaotianshuodao：“xiaozamao，zanliangmeiwan。”
nvhaishuowan，bianzhuanshenlikailebingfang，yexiaotianzhunbeiqishenquzhui，quefaxianzijishoubeishangchuanlaiyizhencitong，ditouyitan，yuanlaihaichazhezhenguan。
“**！wozheishizaiyiyuanni！”
yexiaotianmaleyisheng，zhongxintanghuilechuangshang，gegeyouganghaocongbingfangwai，zoulaiyiminghushi。
zheigehushixiaojiejiezhangdehenpiaoliang，chuanzheyishenhushifu，baomanyouzhideshencaidoubaoguozaileqizhong。
keshizaiyexiaotiandeyanli，neixiechuanzhedeyiwuquezaoyibujian，zhishengxialewanmeideshencai。
hehe，danshidangtazaicikandeshihou，quefaxian，zijideyanjingchuantoulecengcengdepirou，zhijiekandaolezheigehushixiaojiejiedegutou。
“xiaodi，xiaodi，nizenmeyang？”meinvhushijiaoleliangsheng，yexiaotianquemeiyourenhefanying，chishadedingzheziji，zuijiaohaidaizheyisijingyingtitoudekoushui，neiyangzikanqilaiyoujifenweisuo。
“buzhiyua，zheiyinggaidingduozhinengsuanshiqingweinaozhendang，nanbuchengzheixiaozibeidachengzhiwurenle？”meinvhushijianzhuang，shangqianqudiaozhengyexiaotianshoubeishangdezhentou，ganggangyexiaotianluandong，youxiepianle。
gangshoudaoshoubeishangchuanlaidecitong，yexiaotianzheicaihuiguoshenlai。
“hushixiaojiejie，qingdian，wopateng……”