第5章 您别想不开啊!

“hei,haizhenshirangnijishuozhunle!”

qingnianchongzhechenchentiaoletiaomeimao,jiansousoudedao。

“woguozhaozaizheihaoshangyisangzi。”

“nikansheijiadaguniangxiaoxifubudewangjialiduo?”

“niyoukankansheijiadelaoyemenerbudebajialidecaidaowangchulin?”

chenchenjizheihuodangshijiushuomengbile!

nengbabuyaolianderuciguangmingzhengda,pingshengjinjiana!

zheixiaozi,duizijidepiqia!

duanxiangleyiyanguozhaodemianxiang,chenchenhaoxintidiandao。

“jialilaorenshentiyouyang,nizheishidasuanhuijiatanwangduiba?”

“wojiniyijuzhonggao,haishibiequle,buranrongyikengleziji!”

chenchenzheifanhuabushixinkoucihuang。

jiugongfengshuizhen,yingdejiushijiazulaoshao。

xianzaifengshuizhenbeirendongleshoujiao,fanshideyeshijiazudelaorenhexiaobei。

kanguozhaoershichutoudenianjimingxianshijiazuxiaobei,zaijiashangtayintangchuheiqiliaorao,weidananlintoudezhengzhao。

chenchenkeyihenqingsongdetuiduanchu,tajinleneibieshu,yidinghuishoudaozhenfafanshi。

tinglechenchendehua,guozhaolianseyibian。

“nizaidiaochawomenguojia?”

shuozhe,tachongzhecheshangqitajigebaobiaodabandezhuanghanshilegeyanse。

jigebaobiaohemoqidexiachechaochenchenzoulai。

“xiongdi,nidaodishishenmeren,wojiadeqingkuangwoyeshiganggangcaizhidaode,nijingranzhidaodebiwohaixiangxi。”

“zouba!genwojinquhebeicha,zheijianshinidejiwogejieshi!”

suiran,guozhaodeyuqishikeqideyaoqing。

dan,shenhoujimingyinyinbaoweishanglaidebaobiao,kejiuxiandemeineimekeqile。

chenchencikeyeyoudianbuzhisuocuo。

zijihaoxinhaoyitidianta,zenmehairechuhuolaile?

“woyaoshibuxiangheni?”

chenchenpixiaoroubuxiaodedao。

“woquannizuihaohaishixianghe!”

“buran,gejigebujieyiduanniyitiaotui,jiaojiaonishenmejiaotaidu!”

zheiyici,guozhaomeishuohua,fandaoshishenhoudeanbaoxiankaikoule。

“yo?zheishibangjiaa!meiwangfale?”

chenchenhuitoukanzhebaobiao,lengxiaozhedao。

“wangfa?zaizheiyimusanfendishang,guojiajiushiwangfa!”

baobiaohuodongzheshouwanlengxiaodao。

“kuaidianbarendaizou!biebatashangdetaiyanzhongle!”

guozhaojianbaobiaoxuxutaotao,mingxianyouxieyouxiebunaifan。

buguo,tahaishifenfuleyiju,rangbaobiaoshouxialiuqing。

chenchenchongzheguozhaodianlediantoudao。

“xiongdi,yaoshimeinizheihua,yihuigaodiwodexieniyitiaotuichukouqier!”

yanba,chenchenrutongshandianbanchushou,yiquanyijiao。

lianggeweishanglaidebaobiao,zhijiebeiliaofanzaidi,zhichouchou。

“wozaiwenyibian,nidechawobuxianghezenmebanni?”

chenchenshenshoudazaiguozhaodechechuangshang,lengxiaozhedao。

“ge!buxianghechameiguanxi,maotai,wuliangye,zhapi,kele,nisuibiandian,wozheijiujinianpai!”

yijianchenchenzheizhandouli,guozhaomiaosong。

chenchenpailepaiguozhaodejianbang,rutongkuazanxiaolaodibandao。

“懂事儿!”

“buguo,wozhenbushilaizhaonimafande,ershisongnizaohuade!”

“nijialaoyezidewenti,woganshuo,jinzhoushichulewomeirennengjiejue!”

“dangran,kongkouwuping,zheishizhangkaiyanfu,dengnikandaowentideyanzhongxing,zanmenzaitantantiaojian!”

shuozhe,chenchenjiangyizhangkaiyanfudijiguozhao。

“额……”

guozhaodenaozimingxianyoudianbugouyongle。

takanzhechenchenbanshangcaidao。

“neiwodaoshihougaiqunalizhaoni?”

“buyong,wojiuzaizheidengni,fangxin,nijinqudaibulesanfenzhongjiudechulebaozhewotuiku!”

guozhaosikaolepiankehou,chongzhesijidao。

“开车!”

erchenchenzetaochushoujikaishijishi。

jieguo,haibudaoliangfenzhong,guozhaojiujiazhekudangyiliuyanpaolechulai。

erhuabushuo,zhijiebaozhulechenchendedatui。

“gui……gui……guiya!”

“dage,wojiashaqingkuanga?”

chenchenshenshoujiangtafuleqilaidao。

“nijiadebeirenzuolefengshuijule,benlaijucaidezhenfabianchenglejushadezhenfa。”

“shaqishiguiwuzuixihuandeyangliao,nijiakebuchengleguichaoleme!”

郭钊吞了吞口水道。

“neidage,ninnengjiejueme?”

“当然!”

陈尘很自信的道。

“neidageninkuaichushouba!”

“buji,zanmenxiantantanbaochouwenti!”

“e……buzhinixiangyaoduoshaoxianghuoqian?”

“我不要钱!”

chenchendashouyihui,sikaopiankehou,yansudedao。

“shiwunianqian,chenjiabeimiemendeshiqing,niyinggaiyousuoerwen!”

“woyaonibangwochayichaqizhongdeneimu!”

guozhaoyitingzheihua,liansejubian。

“ge,nianjiqingqing,ninbiexiangbukaia!”

“chenjiadeshiqing,wanwanbunengzhuijiu,yaoshishangmianderenzhidaole,neishiyaobeimiemende!”

tinglezheihua,chenchenmeitouyeshenshenzhouqi。

nengzaitixiangjunzhuzhongxinbieshude,guojiadebeijingnengzaijinzhoupaiqianwu。

daodishishenmeren,nengguojiadewankushaoyerucijidan?

duizijiachushouderen,sihubizijixiangxiangzhongyaoqianga!

haihaozijimeimaomaoshishirangxuningxuebangmang,fouzewuyijianzhenshihaileneixiaonizile!

bale,jialideshiqing,zijimanmancha,rangzheixiaozibangmangzhaoyixiazijideweihunqiba!

xiangdaozhei,chenchenmochuleyizhangzhaopiandijileguozhaodao。

“jiranruci,neinibangwozhaozhaozheigemeiziba!”

“zheishitaxiaoshihoudezhaopian,houmianhaiyoutadeshengchenbazi!”

guozhaowenyan,zhangzhangsonglekouqier。

“zheishierhaikaopudian!”

“fangxin,zhiyaozheiniuhaizaijinzhou,santiannei,jiushiyongqianza,yerangtalediandiandejiaonilaogong……”

“ai!dengdeng!zheiniupangbiandelaotoukanzheyoudianyanshua!”

huahaimeishuowan,niezhezhaopiandeguozhaojiulengle。

“**!zheitemeshirenjiadelaoyezi,zheiniu……shitemerenjiadaxiaojierenqingluan!”

“ge,nishizhidaotajiashijinzhoushoufu,zhunbeibangpiaolaoyibime?”

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