第1章 你家属螃蟹的?(2504字)

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“没兴趣!”

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陈尘斜了一眼。

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zhengbudalaobuhaoyisideyixiao。

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“chenlaodinengjiwokaifuyaome?”

陈尘头也没抬。

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chenchenliansedangshijiuheile。

zijihaoxinjinikanbing,nilaoxiaozigensheiliangni?

“呵呵!”

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“wowangyang……sahuangerzide!”

王阳:“???”

tashunjianzhenggerendoumengbile。

sizhouyizhongdalaojianzhuang,hongxiaodegengjialihaile。

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zhiyume?wojiuzhuanggebi,nizhiyume?

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“我可以拒绝吗?”

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高神隐点头道。

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“hehe……neibuneng……”

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陈尘彻底傻了!

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chenchenzhangkoujiulai,zhijieyijuhuayelehuiqu。

niyaohuihun,woqiuzhibude!

咱俩就相安无事呗!

nifeideshanglaicaiwoyijiao,ranhouhaigaogaozaishanglaigeshishe。

sheijiniguande?nizajiuzheimeniaoxingni?

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